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MLM Bot Watch 75: Bots not even bothering to fake it till they make it anymore…

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SnoogyWoo · 12/02/2023 18:45

Keep the awesome discussion going :)

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YouOKHun · 03/04/2023 16:41

@Spongebobette It is available on Wednesday (I was similarly frustrated!).

As for Yawn. If her DS and GF’s dog walking business has come to an end and he is now working in a garden centre then what a lucky escape he’s had compared to his girlfriend, Mini Yawn. I think Mini Yawn might have had some particular struggles during school and has a lot of self-doubt - perfect victim profile. It looks like Mini Yawn thinks she’s been rescued by Yawn and given that I can see Mini Yawn’s mother is following her insta, perhaps her family think her MLM venture is a good thing too?

I can see how this could appear to be the case; a super self-confident Yawn appears with a “rescue package” in the form of a business in a box and lots of promises about anyone, even the those with “low confidence and previous failures behind them” being able to have “success” if they want it enough. Mini Yawn has very little engagement on her posts and no one who is going to buy from her. Once Yawn has taken what she wants from this vulnerable young recruit, what next for Mini Yawn?

I wonder how Yawn’s DS feels too. I’ve got a DS of a similar age and he’d be very uncomfortable if I expanded the relationship with his girlfriend to be her friend/boss/mentor/confidente/architect of her downfall. It’s so inappropriate, but then Yawn is thinking about what’s good for her, not anyone else.

ticktock19 · 03/04/2023 18:26

@YouOKHun just listened to the introduction and it sounds brilliant. Reminded me of the Nxivm programme that Sky did when 'they' threaten to shame people into staying within the cult. That's very interesting about the 'reaction' you got on Twitter too

LeoDiCapricorn · 03/04/2023 19:21

Due to health issues my child has been in several different schools. It's not easy. How many schools has wee castle turret been in? That's down to his parents whims. I'm raging for him 😡

Spongebobette · 03/04/2023 22:00

A narcissist sees their children as an extension of themselves so it won’t have occurred to Castle that doing exactly as she wants all the time might not be the best thing for them

Ohnonevermind · 04/04/2023 11:44

Castle treats her kids like performing monkeys

I laugh how her child has toys for a few days and she treats it like a long term habits, three days is forever in castle world

Sugarplum48 · 04/04/2023 14:31

Yawn claims to be tee total. Funny how many times she's slipped up and shown herself actually drinking, been photographed and admitted to it but we must remember her version of the truth is very different to the actual truth.

NormalForNuneaton · 04/04/2023 17:35

Anyone else feel uneasy watching Castle's fb video where her youngest is wandering around in the background by the edge of the pool?

WisteriaLodge · 04/04/2023 17:53

And don't forget Yawn said she got asked for ID in Tesco, the only reason you get asked for that in a supermarket is booze and fags!

HouseofHolbein · 04/04/2023 19:54

WisteriaLodge · 04/04/2023 17:53

And don't forget Yawn said she got asked for ID in Tesco, the only reason you get asked for that in a supermarket is booze and fags!

Or energy drinks. Which also wouldn't fit with her healthy lifestyle

WisteriaLodge · 04/04/2023 20:00

HouseofHolbein · 04/04/2023 19:54

Or energy drinks. Which also wouldn't fit with her healthy lifestyle

The age for energy drinks is 16 in the UK, there is no way on Gods earth she got asked ID for that, even staff asking her for ID for booze is pushing it because she looks like a grown woman (sorry Yawn!) she looks good but I'm sorry she doesn't look or act under 16 or even 18, but I bet it had something to do with the booze.

HouseofHolbein · 04/04/2023 20:04

Tbh if there is a push on age restriction checking we end up checking everyone regardless of how old they look.

I work in home delivery we get regular test purchases for us to check ages usually for stuff like paracetamol. There's a potential large fine for anyone not checking and sometimes people are over cautious.

Tbh I used to ask pensioners if they were over 25 just because it made them laugh

BSintolerant · 04/04/2023 21:26

Brace yourselves for Guru Fierce’s words of wisdom on consistency! I think she’s trolling Castle. I also think she’s turned two pages at once.

CONSISTENCY is the biggest lie!

We ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT BE CONSISTENT in business or life.

It DOES NOT equal success.

I’m not shouting by the way🤣 I’m using capitals because it’s so important that this message is heard……

When we truly come home to our most authentic self we realise that we are cyclic beings that ebb and flow and we are not consistent by nature.

We are in a co creation with the world around us and can use the earths rhythms and our own to create abundance effortlessly.

Take a woman’s menstrual cycle as an example…….

There are times we are great at being in our masculine and getting stuff done and others where we feel introverted and the need to go within and contemplate without pushing forward.

The reason most people struggle with consistency is because we are not made to be consistent and being so goes against our true nature.

That’s whether your a man or a woman!

You’re still cyclic!

Sure you can push yourself to do the same things every day regardless of how it feels in the name of success and you might make some money but, it will never lead to abundance in ALL areas.

Consider this……

“In old lore, when god rested after birthing creation of the universe, it was for her menstruation 🩸 “

When we go against ourselves we will always end up sacrificing something.

I dare you to act like you can have it all, because I promise you, you can! ♥️

I don’t know about you, dear Botwatchers, but I’m going to have lie down in a dark room with a poultice on my head after reading that.

BSintolerant · 04/04/2023 21:36

How weird! I was trying to quote Fierce’s words of wisdom about consistency in my above post. I think I’ve unintentionally poked a MN bot … oh dear!

Twentytwentyhindsight · 04/04/2023 21:45

Just checking by posting same below:

CONSISTENCY is the biggest lie!

We ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT BE CONSISTENT in business or life.

It DOES NOT equal success.

I’m not shouting by the way🤣 I’m using capitals because it’s so important that this message is heard……

When we truly come home to our most authentic self we realise that we are cyclic beings that ebb and flow and we are not consistent by nature.

We are in a co creation with the world around us and can use the earths rhythms and our own to create abundance effortlessly.

Take a woman’s menstrual cycle as an example…….

There are times we are great at being in our masculine and getting stuff done and others where we feel introverted and the need to go within and contemplate without pushing forward.

The reason most people struggle with consistency is because we are not made to be consistent and being so goes against our true nature.

That’s whether your a man or a woman!

You’re still cyclic!

Sure you can push yourself to do the same things every day regardless of how it feels in the name of success and you might make some money but, it will never lead to abundance in ALL areas.

Consider this……

“In old lore, when god rested after birthing creation of the universe, it was for her menstruation 🩸 “

When we go against ourselves we will always end up sacrificing something.

I dare you to act like you can have it all, because I promise you, you can! ♥️

BSintolerant · 04/04/2023 21:54

How bizarre. I quoted Guru Fierce’s words of wisdom in bold - perhaps that’s what did it? 😉

Twentytwentyhindsight · 04/04/2023 21:58

Well, it would appear MN bots are selective about posters, rather than content...

Nonetheless, apart from displaying what seems to be every scamming bot's inability to properly distinguish between 'your' and 'yours', that is probably the worst business advice ever given, anywhere.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 05/04/2023 00:19

Of course that should read 'your' and 'you're'...

MarchXX · 05/04/2023 08:07

benten54 · 31/03/2023 11:44

On Instagram. First three letters of the machine you use to do sums. Full second name. 38.

Everything is on stories.

I'm totally blocked on FB but could get on her manifestation group.

Ahem, more 'likes and posts' manifestation needed Shock

Calculated on the last 12 posts:

  • The average of the likes received is 4.
  • The average of the comments received is 0.
  • About 0.02% of the followers of xxxxx likes the contents, and about 0% write a comment for every post.
Ohnonevermind · 05/04/2023 09:24

According to castle all nurse needs to do is write a list if she wants to be successful in network marketing

WisteriaLodge · 05/04/2023 10:01

HouseofHolbein · 04/04/2023 20:04

Tbh if there is a push on age restriction checking we end up checking everyone regardless of how old they look.

I work in home delivery we get regular test purchases for us to check ages usually for stuff like paracetamol. There's a potential large fine for anyone not checking and sometimes people are over cautious.

Tbh I used to ask pensioners if they were over 25 just because it made them laugh

Fair enough, but it's funny how Yawn twists it...

benten54 · 05/04/2023 11:29

Ohnonevermind · 05/04/2023 09:24

According to castle all nurse needs to do is write a list if she wants to be successful in network marketing

According to nurse all you need to do its cut out pictures from magazines if you want to be successful in manifestation. This is however limited to the manifestation of parking spaces on weekday mornings, (weekends and public holidays not included, note that some driving around and looking for one is required) or losing your job by not actually doing it for a year. Magical stuff

YouOKHun · 05/04/2023 14:10

According to nurse all you need to do its cut out pictures from magazines if you want to be successful in manifestation. This is however limited to the manifestation of parking spaces on weekday mornings, (weekends and public holidays not included, note that some driving around and looking for one is required) or losing your job by not actually doing it for a year. Magical stuff

😂 if I cut out lots of pictures of a parking spaces and do some sort of meditation while holding a photo of an NCP car park close to my heart do you think that would guarantee me a space by the lifts at the short stay parking at Gatwick? I just want to be sure. I don’t want to get it arse about face and accidentally manifest unemployment as I can see it’s easy to slip up!

Twentytwentyhindsight · 05/04/2023 14:56

According to Castle, Lanzarote and Spain are different countries 🙄

thetemptationofchocolate · 05/04/2023 15:43

Here's a story from the BBC about life coaching. A very scammy scene...no wonder the bots love it.
BBC on life coaching

Paul Waugh

Inside the life coaching cult that takes over lives

Lighthouse separates people from loved ones and harasses critics, an 18-month BBC investigation finds.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65175712

BSintolerant · 05/04/2023 15:56

Is it time for a new thread? I would offer to do the honours but there’s a danger it may end up being hidden by the alleged artificial intelligence that censored my posts last night - although they’ve been restored now. 😉

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