MLM Bot Watch 74: The latest thread about desperate bots desperately botting

[Spongebobette]

New Fred

And her ex bestie is living it up in a beach side apartment!

Sleaze has just demonstrated his financial freedom and “not using a bank” by using a bank’s cash point to withdraw “2 million”. He’s in Vietnam and the “2 million” is £71.15, but no doubt one of his followers will be impressed. Meanwhile Wig is offering an “FCA regulated opportunity”. I can’t help feeling that they are getting into murkier waters in countries where the consequences might not be quite so gentle as they’ve been in the UK.

I think Yawn has had a gastric sleeve too, after listening to my fellow posters it does make sense. All the years we have been watching her shananigans, she has never managed to actually shift much weight. All those C9s and diets she has posted.

As others have said there is absolutely no shame in that normally, but if she has and is lying about it and claiming it’s a combo of aloe gloop and diet/workouts then that’s fraudulent and utterly shameful. I actually would not put it past her either as I think she would stoop to those levels without a second thought.

Also about Nurse, she might be a MHN and qualified as that but that does not make her qualified as a counsellor using CBT ect. Although nothing legally would stop her claiming to be. Insurance wise though she would be screwed.

I was looking at their big football sponsorship... it doesn't seem that big and is only 7 a side. Looks like another over inflated bunch of nonsense.

Exactly @Ooowhatshappeningnow. I’ve asked Nurse if she’s accredited by the BABCP and she claims she was last year (she wasn’t) but hasn’t bothered this year because she has only been taking a very few private clients and has been busy doing her NHS job (not building her empire).

She may have paid to be a member of the BABCP which anyone can do if they’re interested in CBT but this isn’t the same as being accredited on their register
which is a lengthy process and not something you purchase annually when you feel like it.

So either she doesn’t know what CBT accreditation is or much about CBT’s professional body despite offering herself up as a [previously] accredited CBT therapist [which is worrying] or she is lying about her credentials [which is also worrying]. She has never been on the accredited register, I know because I checked back in 2020/21 when she started talking about offering CBT.

And did she block you after you asked her this?

No @Spongebobette because I asked her as a potential client. I expect she’ll block me now if she lurks here (not sure if she does).

No she doesn’t I don’t think

Specsaver bot has cut and paste Yawns post about speaking with 3 women who are all wanting to "come on board". Maybe it's the same 3 and they're having 1 1/2 each?

Sleaze is hilarious thinking he is a big man for taking just over £70 out of a cash machine.
An idiot too as I bet people could guess his PIN number from that video. Although he probably only has 25p left in there.

Soft Focus Bot (FM) is on one of her endless holidays and as well as posting photos with the usual brown spotty filter she's promoting Weshop.
Can't find much about it other than you receive a percentage of product spend in shares of the company and she's sharing an affiliate link.
It's got my spidey senses all a-tingling.

Surely anyone in their right mind would wonder why Uber has blocked out the amounts on the cheques on her latest pinned Facebook post, especially when it's all about being "over the moon to have just qualified for my 13th annual portion of the company profits".

C'mon bots and potential bots ... stop being blinkered and brainwashed and use your brain... it's not rocket science to work out that she's hiding something ie a drastic reduction in the amounts.

I see castle is settIng up another business which I guess will be an air bnb consulting business - telling people how to get ready to air bnb as she’s very successfully got 1 booking in 2023.

I hope her parents get to spend time with sis’s family as castle won’t be there.

@Ohnonevermind I see Castle has also implied she has been absolutely fully booked with back to back bookings but that’s not my memory of how things looked before Christmas. She might have had bookings during the festive season but that is not indicative of the rest of the year. She’s so full of BS.

Castles home is booked out for a grand total of 7 weeks in 2023 and I bet some of those is for her. She seems great at spending money and not making it.

Oooh we are heading towards cheque season.

How are they going to spin it this year ?

It is going to be so obvious that the quantity and amounts of cheques is massively reduced from former years.

I haven't seen where the rally is this time, must look it up!

“Because there’s a cost of living crisis and we are lovely people and don’t want you to be intimidated by the massive amounts of money we get, we have made the decision to block out the amounts in the interests of your austerity but mainly so the scales don’t fall from your eyes. But trust us, the cheques are massive [it’s just that all the zeros are at the front now]”.

I see Uber isn’t going to Bali, as the kids can’t go, why not take her husband ? And let her sister next door look after them ?

strange

If I was a cynical sort, I might think that it is better that way as she won't be photographed with her big (in size, not amount) cheque.

Then it is easier for her to filter the info she gives out about it ....

She could just go for the cheque bit if she actually wanted to go....

Yes. They were spared from having their cheques made public last year in Abu Dhabi, as the country was in mourning and the actual 'cheque reveal' extravaganza was cancelled.
I can't remember- was Uber actually there? I seem to recall that Bloodsucker didn't attend due to injury...

I think it's a dead cert that they've split up. They seemed to do Lapland together but there's been no mention of him since, and even his presence in the Lapland photos are pretty sparse. By the looks of thing she is going HARD into 2023 shilling the aloe, there are a lot of stories/photos springing up.

I see Castle and Ex BFF accounts are coming up to a year overdue. Maybe Castle had a chat with JL bot at the start of the year, as it is looking increasingly similar.

In other bot news, I don't know if anyone remembers the tippy-top FM World bot who had twins (and has just had another baby) who moved over to be allegedly tippy-top at Reminiscience? Her husband's mum has just died and they've had to crowdfund the £2K for her funeral. I don't know how they can think they're selling the dream when they're asking for GoFundMe money to pay for a funeral.

A GoFundMe funeral? I think I’ve heard it all now. There’s a joke in there about digging yourself into a hole.

Do you think an FM World bot who’s selling the dream (even though she can’t afford a funeral) would make a good advert for Forever Living? FL could turn it into the MLM equivalent of “Should’ve gone to Specsavers.” Weird Willy and his delivery van could have a cameo as the undertaker and hearse. 😉