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MLM Bot Watch 74: The latest thread about desperate bots desperately botting

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Spongebobette · 25/11/2022 19:09

New Fred

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Spongebobette · 26/11/2022 20:53

The event today at FL HQ seemed very poorly attended

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spanfan · 26/11/2022 21:25

I heard him talking at the reception about being anti vax. They didn't really respond.

I don't think he's standing in his power. Definitely not living the luxury life. It struck me that they might be Living at the hotel. 🤣🤣🤣

I was desperate to tell you all about my coincidence while i was away but that law of attraction issue meant I didn't any hassle 🤣🤣

Also the hair is big on Wig. 🤣🤣🤣

NormalForNuneaton · 26/11/2022 21:28

So after going Xmas shopping Yawn states that for the first time in over a year she "needs a vodka" (although she doesn't make it clear if she actually had one).

Really? Shopping is enough to drive her to drink? I think we were right to think that she had a problem with alcohol

BSintolerant · 27/11/2022 00:38

@spanfan are you saying there was no sea view from the Penthouse?! 🤣I hope Sleaze bought wig a a stick of rock to make up for it.

What an intriguing break with those two slithering around the same hotel as you! I still wonder if Wig’s hairpiece comes to life at night and goes on a murderous rampage. I hope nobody met it in the lift in the early hours.

spanfan · 27/11/2022 09:53

I can't be certain but I Am fairly sure they had an internal view. Mostly no light and possibly external fire safety stairs. 1🤣🤣

And yday I was taking pics from our window and saw him go to his car for bag of carrots. 😭😭😭

Living the dream. 🤣🤣🤣

BSintolerant · 27/11/2022 10:10

A bag of carrots? (I typed that in my best Lady Bracknell voice.) Wig and Sleaze must be feeding them to Wig’s hairpiece to help it see in the dark when it goes on its nocturnal rampages. Or perhaps they’re sharing their hotel room with a donkey? The mind boggles!

External fire safety stairs? Luxury! Mr Yawn would give his ladder for those. 🤣🤣

What’s Sleaze driving? Does it have pedals?

PieonaBarm · 27/11/2022 10:14

Do you think W&S are homeless and are doing a bit of sofa surfing, all that time in Dubai and then since they've been back they've been "staying with friends" in various different places?

Spongebobette · 27/11/2022 10:29

Yes and their only income is from new sign ups to the latest crypto Ponzi

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BSintolerant · 27/11/2022 10:42

They’re in Cornwall now.

spanfan · 27/11/2022 12:27

I don't think they have a base, no. I also keep an eye on coco. Remember him? He's camped our at downing Street ( they have a protest pen). Again I think he is living there as he has no home.

It would be tragic if he wasn't such an arsehole. 🤣

Part of me wonders if Sleaze one of his followers watch this thread. His latest post on FB mentions going 'home" in a few days. But maybe I'm just too cynical. 😭

Spongebobette · 27/11/2022 14:55

I see Castle is using her performing monkey, sorry, son, again for engagement 🙄

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YouOKHun · 28/11/2022 08:44

I thought you’d all given up Bot Watching to sell your pants on eBay and enjoy your six billionty figure incomes. Then it occurred to me that the last thread might have run out of space and here you all are!

I’m sure W&S are sofa surfing too. I suspect whoever dazzled them in Dubai has dropped them now. He was some Indian crook with a shady MLM background who was going to fund that mad ex-nurse’s alternative health service I think.

LeoDiCapricorn · 28/11/2022 09:49

I thought you were all at the Christmas markets in your matching hun jackets - found you now

YouOKHun · 28/11/2022 10:38

@spanfan that is amazing Bot Watching! I’ve now read this thread from the top and see you’ve seen Wig and Sleaze in the flesh! I have always wanted to see one of these characters in reality but don’t seem to have any living near me, but it’s always very telling when one of you reports seeing them or hearing of them via your local network.

So the reality is the health and wealth guru is a ciggie puffing fake, staying in the cheap rooms and dining out on a massive breakfast knowing there are only carrots for the rest of the day! Well what a surprise. I wonder if he and Wig settle the bill after these hotel stays? Or does he heroically “buck the system” and leave by the fire escape clutching his bag of carrots and his chest (now he’s on the cooked breakfasts and having his pacemaker removed so Bill Gates can’t monitor his thoughts)?

Spongebobette · 28/11/2022 18:26

Definitely extra points for spotting a bot in the wild 🤣

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Norma27 · 28/11/2022 20:02

Castles amazing reveal about the new fantastic person who has joined the team.
Her brother 🤣🤣

fromdownwest · 28/11/2022 20:11

Norma27 · 28/11/2022 20:02

Castles amazing reveal about the new fantastic person who has joined the team.
Her brother 🤣🤣

Shhhhh - don’t mention it’s her brother! She hasn’t bothered to

PicturesOfDogs · 28/11/2022 20:13

Can someone pm me and let me know who YAWN and SLEAZE are please? Feel like I’m missing out on the goss 🤣

spanfan · 28/11/2022 22:52

YouOKHun · 28/11/2022 10:38

@spanfan that is amazing Bot Watching! I’ve now read this thread from the top and see you’ve seen Wig and Sleaze in the flesh! I have always wanted to see one of these characters in reality but don’t seem to have any living near me, but it’s always very telling when one of you reports seeing them or hearing of them via your local network.

So the reality is the health and wealth guru is a ciggie puffing fake, staying in the cheap rooms and dining out on a massive breakfast knowing there are only carrots for the rest of the day! Well what a surprise. I wonder if he and Wig settle the bill after these hotel stays? Or does he heroically “buck the system” and leave by the fire escape clutching his bag of carrots and his chest (now he’s on the cooked breakfasts and having his pacemaker removed so Bill Gates can’t monitor his thoughts)?

Pretty much spot on. They just didn't look glam or well presented at all. I appreciate my view of them and any mlm/antivaxxer is extremely biased but definitely nothing special at all.

I would have done a lot more stalking if I was bored and on my own but the time away was much better spent having nice wine and food and enjoying the wonderful North Wales countryside. 👍😎

YouOKHun · 29/11/2022 00:12

Yes @spanfan travelling all the way to beautiful Wales only to spend it watching the unedited version of MLM “success” would have been quite depressing once you’d stopped rolling around on the floor laughing.

The thought of Sleaze holding court in Reception as the receptionists glaze over and laugh at him when his back is turned brings to mind Alan Partridge’s endless boring interactions with the receptionists at the Linton Travel Tavern where he was forced to live for 183 days when he had a downturn in his career. Alan Partridge was slightly less delusional of course.

Sunsea21 · 29/11/2022 06:58

I’m so jealous you saw one in the wild 😂 the only bots I have ever seen are home school and wild Willie as they lived near me…. Every time I get a Tesco delivery I do wonder if it will be him delivering my food 😂

NormalForNuneaton · 29/11/2022 07:21

Well I'm going to be on Yawn territory later, possibly including her fashion emporium of choice, Worcester Tesco .

Wonder if I'll spot her in the wild (although I might not recognise the unstretched version). . Wish me luck 😊

BangingOn · 29/11/2022 09:30

Sunsea21 · 29/11/2022 06:58

I’m so jealous you saw one in the wild 😂 the only bots I have ever seen are home school and wild Willie as they lived near me…. Every time I get a Tesco delivery I do wonder if it will be him delivering my food 😂

What is Homeschool up to these days? I’ve lost track of her active account on Facebook.

thetemptationofchocolate · 29/11/2022 10:34

@PicturesOfDogs we're not allowed to say or pm the names of these people.
But we can give clues, I'm just rubbish at thinking up clues! Hopefully someone will come along who is better at it.

YouOKHun · 29/11/2022 10:46

@PicturesOfDogs the first mystery person you name shares a first name with agony aunt Mrs Rayner and a last name with Michael Crawford’s character in Some Mothers do ‘ave ‘em.

The second mystery character shares a surname with the actor who played Jim Rockford in the Rockford Files and a first name shared with the actor Snipes (Sleaze uses the shortened form).