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MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

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BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

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thetemptationofchocolate · 28/02/2022 10:01

Spongebobette
she’s pedalling very hard indeed to keep the boat afloat (nice mixed metaphor there 🤣) in the hope that the glory days will return.

The metaphor works just fine if you imagine her in a pedalo. One of the ones that's supposed to look like a swan :)

fromdownwest · 28/02/2022 10:36

@WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks

Is Bruv stupid or does he just think he's special?

On his Insta stories he's taking the piss out of someone who is posing for a photo and says "capturing a pic for the 'gram is more important than having fun" .......followed by......yes, you've guessed it.......a posed selfie of him and his mates.

He is just an horrid being. If he is not posting pictures of people to make fun of, then he is posting inane selfies of himself, the irony.

He is totally oblivious to the fact that his whole family are insta wh*res and is in effect describing himself.

A spoilt entitled little brat of a boy.

JohnStonesMissus · 28/02/2022 11:52

How can you forget Nurse saying how her son loves Aunty Yawn...

MLMisbadforyourwealth · 28/02/2022 12:05

Sleaze in full sales pitch mode today..
"So what are we doing...
We have now opened a new company called Defi Health Solutions for chronic disease solutions this will help the masses, Cxxxx also has the solutions for not just health solutions but many other sectors too...
The people need a way forward and we have it...
We have built the landing page, we have bought the domains, we have all new social media, we have the new website being built and we are now looking for premises to open the first clinic...
This is all backed by world class marketing experts and they will be all over the UK very quickly...
This is for the people by the people, you wanted a way forward and we have done it...
Decentralized, real solutions, the people's business, School Education for children, world class international speakers to share it with the world, coaches, mentors and top class business strategies to make this a success....
We now need you, the people that are emotionally attached like we are, the people that want to make money we can help you, the people that want to be away from the system and the people that want change...
You are welcome to have one of these clinics we will will hold your hand and teach you...
The time is now we have the answers and the right people... "

Spongebobette · 28/02/2022 12:33

This is with that ex nurse that seems to be pedalling an alternative to the NHS

Spongebobette · 28/02/2022 13:31

I hope they offer something for acute appendicitis, a heart attack or a broken leg or why would anyone use them rather than the NHS 🤣

SSDGM · 28/02/2022 14:00

An American colleague has joined her 3rd MLM since I’ve known her in the hunt for “time freedom” and not having to work for anyone else. This one is Faberlic , last one was also makeup (can’t remember which one) and before that Beach Body.
Faberlic is a new one on me, wonder if it’s going to make its way over here?

MLMisbadforyourwealth · 28/02/2022 19:07

@Spongebobette

I hope they offer something for acute appendicitis, a heart attack or a broken leg or why would anyone use them rather than the NHS 🤣
They say that DEFI is for "chronic disease solutions", whatever that is.
PieonaBarm · 28/02/2022 20:16

Can't wait to see their dialysis set up in that case, Sleaze is the last person you'd want dressing your arm fistula!

Spongebobette · 28/02/2022 20:20

🤢

definitelynotabot · 01/03/2022 09:44

Sounds completely legit Grin

On the FL front, I've checked again and still no announcement about CB cheques for 2022. That's late - I'm sure it is usually announced Jan or Feb. Can't see anything anywhere.

Spongebobette · 01/03/2022 11:13

I expect that the cheques are so stunningly huge, and there are so many of them, that they are going to dominate social media when they are announced

definitelynotabot · 01/03/2022 12:57

@Spongebobette

I expect that the cheques are so stunningly huge, and there are so many of them, that they are going to dominate social media when they are announced
Well, yes. I'm sure there will be plenty of coverage all over SM from the next Success Day (I think it's next weekend). Be prepared for multiple excuses from anyone whose cheque is a fraction of previous ones....
HairyPotter · 01/03/2022 13:12

I wondered how long it would take the huns to jump on the bandwagon? Is there nothing they won’t stoop too? Although they can’t keep using the NHS and hand creams for ever I suppose.

MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!
Spongebobette · 01/03/2022 14:00

Oh for FUCK’S SAKE 😡

YouOKhun · 01/03/2022 14:22

@HairyPotter yes, I’m afraid the Ukraine has been harnessed to increase profits and volumes. FM World currently has a fundraiser and is appealing to all to donate, which they can only do once they place an order. No transparency about where the money would be going. BSAH and Arbonne Huns also promoting similar, again with a lack of transparency about where they will be sending money donations or their commission. One I saw (I can’t remember which MLM) was selling something yellow and blue for £6.25 and donating a measly £1 from each sale.

Meanwhile FLP has a bit of a problem as one of their ambassadors (a certain Russian dancer) has caused a backlash with her comments about the Ukraine and there are many comments about boycotting her Yoga/FL business. I wonder if FL will distance themselves from her?

definitelynotabot · 01/03/2022 14:56

I can't believe they still do that. I saw a wave of it in 2020 with BSAH bots in particular doing all sorts of "fundraising" which involved purchasing the products. Very un-transparent, too.

yes the dancer connection might prove totes awks for FL.

fromdownwest · 01/03/2022 15:41

This is a whole new animal though.

The NHS hand cream was very low, however, people will not sit on their hands for companies profeteering from the destruction of a nation.

Any hints for the link to that post @HairyPotter.

fromdownwest · 01/03/2022 15:46

@definitelynotabot

I can't believe they still do that. I saw a wave of it in 2020 with BSAH bots in particular doing all sorts of "fundraising" which involved purchasing the products. Very un-transparent, too.

yes the dancer connection might prove totes awks for FL.

She is getting unilaterlly slammed on twitter, with many making reference to her Forever Living association.
forgotmyusername1 · 01/03/2022 20:15

Iron bots photo in the blue tracksuit with the water bottle - has she photoshopped her head to make it larger so her body looks smaller? It looks a bit off size wise

forgotmyusername1 · 01/03/2022 20:16

Legs also looking photoshop slim

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 01/03/2022 21:13

Can someone remind me again who Iron Bot is please.

YouOKhun · 01/03/2022 21:29

@WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks Iron’s first name is a Jane Austen title and her second rhymes with the last five letters of Armageddon (Grin) with an S and n placed beforehand.

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 01/03/2022 21:43

Thank you.

(For some reason I always have a mental block when it comes to her name)

YouOKhun · 02/03/2022 00:43

No problem WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks she’s not featured much lately.

I see one of Messiah’s top scammers who ran off to Isagenix after the bit of bother in Donegal, has announced that she is returning to Totally Shit Life. She’s “had an amazing time and grown as a person but something was missing” etc etc. and now a flurry of identical cut and paste statements from her downlines about how they have “had an amazing time and grown as a person but something was missing” etc etc and are following top scammer back to TSL. Messiah must have promised to stack a load of people under her and assured her that the bit of bother last November was really nothing - that’s what he’s been telling many of them.