MLM Bot Watch 39 - After taking a year off we are back with no cheque, no hope, but new products!

[Whiterangey]

The first 5 people who comment 'Botshite' win a free pampering session!

I'll have to rewrite the intro ...

Here's the intro:

We've got some half-arsed Botsnot
A list of names that isn't hot
Cures for plague and VD and lots of mindset CDs
Foul gloop, washed brains, mint shakes and at a push
Some non-existent plastic cheques
From a bot in Worcestershire urgh urgh urgh urgh urgh urgh urgh!

No income tax, no VAT ...

Could somebody PM me who messiah and broke are please? Also is there a hun bot name for a top Flp bot whose surname rhymes with Uber's surname? Just as I'm still friends with her and she's still very active.

#sadtimes over at Privilege Car Club: I’ve heard that the administrators have been brought in and that the FCA has shut it down.

I’m shocked. I thought it was the future of car-ownership. I can’t believe the dream is at an end...

Oh BOTSHITE! I’m missing the Messiah’s comp plan reveal!!

Such a shame, Arbunne. I know how you were looking forward to your car.

I just needed to find another 80 guillible people and then it would’ve been mine.

I was so close, damnit!

@Whiterangey
*Literally sobbing with gratitude

Until (insert appropriate time scale) ago, I was stuck in a rut, performing a recognised and socially useful service, for no reward but a regular salary, employment rights, various holiday and leave entitlements, a pension and the respect of my peers, friends and the public at large.

I am so grateful to have had the life changing opportunity that Botshite gave me to escape from that hell. I am now free of the weight of genuine friendships and the burden of a secure future, for me and my family.

Were it not for Botshite, I would not be where I am now. #foreverfullofshite #empoweredbybollocks #hoovermywallet #cryinginside #didiputinenoughcommas

I'm guessing that none of the 80 got a car, Arbunne?

Mrs Messiah shines around beautiful tights apparently. A little proof reading would go a long way...

@BSintolerant this needs to be recorded! Genius!

I had stepped away from Messiahs Page he was giving me the rage. That black and white photo if him holding the mic and looking all humble makes me want to punch him.

However I pushed my already high blood pressure (sure some aloe would help with that) even further through the roof by checking out his followers. They are sooooo excited !!! And they don’t even know what they are excited about!!! No one knows what they are doing!!! But they will be setting the world alight!!!

Exhausted just reading it.

@ BS - Inspired! I second Curls.

I've always wanted to shine around beautiful tights but my gusset isn't glittery enough. Where am I going wrong? #myhaloisnylon

@ArbunneHun - Soooo close hun. Stick with Wig an your horse will come in, she took a plane last year.

I just have know who Messiah, broke bot, wig and sleeze are please! Nothing like raising my blood pressure up further.
@BS Pure Genius - maybe we can get it on the Billboard 100 like a certain top bot did with hers due the power of networking

Sarcasm superbly on fleeeeeeekkkkk huns 👌😂

I just spit my hot chocolate out after seeing something that made me laugh on Yawn's facebook.

It's something she has planned with a bot which they have called a Stockholm Sizzle, i'm not sure if this is referring to the city or the syndrome.

There is a laptop open and photographed, with a list of things that will be covered at the aforementioned sizzle.

Number 5 is Newbot's prospecting funnel.

Now i've got an image of Newbot walking around with a plastic funnel trying to find gold, this would actually be more likely to make her a profit than Forever Living so she might be onto something there.

Number 6 is prospecting methods so Yawn is being thorough, which is lovely of her.

.... i'm not sure if this is referring to the city or the syndrome.....

Seems yawn's apostrophes in the Stockholm sizzle have been stolen by the commas. Who needs apostrophes?

Anyone seen Messiahs compensation plan live yet? Jeez it’s like really bad cable tv from the 90s! The pair of them are just dead behind the eyes, Mrs Messiah looks like she realllllly doesn’t want to be there.

Hopefully someone with a brain for mathematisation and numbers and stuff will be able to see if their comp plan actually makes any sense.

Ubers latest post - apalling speling errors however love the fact that she has asked people to PM her instead #someones reading the thread. I think Uber is in more trouble long term than some of the other bots - she can't seem to drum at any interest at all. I see the most spectacular fall from grace coming. Even Yawn seems to be pulling a few more in than her.

Yawn has created a 3 hour seminar which seems to consist of ONE PowerPoint slide

So terribly terribly kind and altruistic of her to help her minions get to Manager, it’s not as though she desperately needs new managers to help HER