Sod having a 'Mastering Success' day at the London Palladium. Any seat in a west end theatre is not the most comfortable thing in the world. If you are over 5ft then you won't have enough leg room. Not usually a problem when you are there to see a show, you get engrossed in the show and don't realise that your body is crammed into a space more suited to a toddler.
Sitting there for hours for some bullshit success day that you are only going to because business is non existent and you just know that this is going to be the success day that will turn things around for you.
All it is going to do is make you walk like a cowboy afterwards until the blood flow returns to your lower limbs.
I've just had a look and you can get a ticket for the dress circle at the Adelphi to watch Kinky Boots for tomorrow's matinee for £20, it's a good show. There are also plenty of other shows you can get late great priced tickets for. Although don't see Motown the musical, i've heard from friends who have seen it that it is a bit crap. Too many songs so they only sing a bit of each song and stop the song just as you are getting into it.
My heart hurts that people are willing to pay good money to sit in a theatre for hours and not be watching a play or a show but instead sit listening to MLM bullshit.
If buildings could weep The Palladium would be sobbing it's heart out tomorrow.
I just looked and it seats just over 2000, so they aren't expecting a lot of people compared to how many FBO's they have.
That will be a very expensive day. £30 a ticket, then you have to get there. Driving into London and then parking is not easy and parking certainly isn't cheap if you can find somewhere. Theatre drinks are very expensive, as are snacks. The success day lasts for 6 hours and you do get a lunch break. Food is more expensive in London so it will be McDonalds or similar for lunch.
In the morning they are starting the day with a talk from the head of the UK. Then you have bloodsucker spewing her bullshit. Then there is the chairman's bonus recognition, so that will take 3 minutes, and then something called 'How i've increased my business so far in 2018' by a bot i've never heard of. She certainly doesn't have bot name here.
She went to Dallas, but appears to have paid for herself. She recently posted a C9 and F.I.T photo which showed her displaying 21 boxes of them on her stairs. About £100 each, so that is over £2k worth, I guess you have to get your promotions any way you can.
Her printer 'gave up the ghost' yesterday, instead of marching to the nearest Argos and getting a new one, she asked to borrow one and then ended up going to the library. New printers are definitely in the price range of someone earning gazillions per month.