MLM Bot Watch 39 - After taking a year off we are back with no cheque, no hope, but new products!

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The first 5 people who comment 'Botshite' win a free pampering session!

The messiah..... ffs that man is one of the worst cases of sociopathic narcissist Ive seen other than the coach with the same name as a rabbit hole! Should be spending his money on psychiatric treatment not mint choc shakes.

Oh did anyone hear, apparently Yawn didnt get a cheque!! Breaking news. You heard it here first!

Hahaha if you click on yawns photo of her 'nutrition products' the one with the water bottle in it on her latest post. Theres a comment from a fellow bot asking for information on the new branding for the aloe vera company as it sounds exciting... She's also in forever living 🤔😂

I just typed Messiah into facebook instead of his name.

If he found us here I imagine he would tell all his followers about us haters and how there was someone else who had haters 2000 years ago, mumble something about a cross and tell his followers he will be away for the weekend.

Pm please of homeschool bot them I think I'm up to date x

Messiah's new company is registered in MrsMessiah's name only. Is she the real evil genius behind the Mint Choc Chip Empire?

@entrepreneur no he does that to keep himself free of any finance hurdles.... like tax evasion!

And his nose clean when it goes tits up?

It's officially silly season. On one of her photos Yawn has uploaded about her run - comments are asking for information and both by fellow bots.
This is becoming seriously unethical (well I know it was unethical anyway)
Looks like the remit is coming from the top though ......
Stupid is as stupid does

2 of the comments on Uber's post are from relatives of her bloke so I think we've virtually ruled out any genuine interest from "real" people

The memo seems to have gone out to senior FLP bots to return to 'bot fundamentals'.

Product promotion posts, recruitment posts, 'downline nurturing' posts (anyone else notice an increase in team achievement tables and public pats on the back?), coupled with a heavy dose of mutual support (the age-old bot tactic of boosting each other's posts with fake likes & comments to mask the tumbleweed that would otherwise be blowing through).

They are desperate to hold on to the lowly bots they have, many of whom witnessed the spectacular fall from grace of their 'mentors' & idols, as well as recruit new downlines who will have 'more realistic' expectations and hopefully remain in the milking parlour a bit longer.

Unfortunately for them, all this means less fun and more work, with the same chequeless outcome. Rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic after the iceberg has struck springs to mind.

Won’t it be perfect irony if the TS in TS Life end up standing for Trading Standards..?

Someone has kindly pointed out to Wig that she’s shared a faked ad (that seems to show Richard Branson & Bill Gates endorsingba Crypto ponzi) to promote a different crypto ponzi.

She’s taken it well and said that she’s trying to get people educated so that they don’t get scammed. Presumably so that she can scam them instead?

..... she’s trying to get people educated so that they don’t get scammed......??

Hollow laughter here.

I cant believe what I'm seeing.....people already doing Flp stating their interest in uber's pamper parties and weight loss programs in order to generate interest from non Flp people.
I'm really disgusted. Part of me hoped that the success they enjoyed was down to hard work, not smoke and mirrors and fakery.
How naive was I.

They have no chance now to resurrect the FL business - seven degrees of separation and all that. Well in FL's case it is the one degree of separation. I know not of one person in the last four years that has not been hassled to sign up. So anyone trying to recruit any down line will told done squarely where to put there FL overpriced product. Anyone that hasn't actually heard of there ways only has to talk to a couple of their friends to be put off.

It does make me chuckle though as the top level are back to where they were years ago and I bet they thought never had to revisit it!

I expect the memo from in high days that no one is above doing a pamper evening, a school fête or stalking strangers in the street contact marketing.

I'm sure they're really looking forward to this year!

*says

Looking through Yawnbot's Facebook is absolutely exhausting. I can only imagine that her only "friends" are of the FLBot kind and that any real, true friends she might've had have long since scarpered for the hills. The constant, unremitting peddling of FL product and "motivational" memes is truly excessive, imho.

I went to introduce you to more of my team.

Today I have been working with @Twentytwentyhindsight, I have worked with them on both their sarcasm and wit.

@Twentytwentyhindsight left their previous forum after posting there for 10 years to concentrate more on posting here and has found that this has given them the freedom to balance both their life and to work out every single bot name.

Since then they have found their post frequency has increased by 200% and are well on their way to being made a super frequent awesome poster.

Great work superstar!

Also just looked at Yawns profile pictures. They say that Britney and Paris invented the selfie, they were so wrong #narcissus. Anyway who am I to mock, me with my 9-5 job not living the dream and not daring to fly in case I fall.

FL could bring out a Mint Choc Chip Aloe drink to revive their fortunes. Why let Messiah corner the minty market?!

Dora you've reminded me of a parody I posted on an earlier thread, which I've since updated to reflect recent developments:

No income tax, no VAT
No money back, no guarantee
Just aloe and Botshite galore
And no cheque this year, that's for sure!

God bless Timeless Vie
Long live Timeless Vie
God bless bots who eeeek
C'est magnifique, hooky street
C'est magnifique, hooky street
Where the bots will end up living
When their ends don't meet (fade ...)

Bain Marie! Brace yourself Rodney!

That is hilarious! You need to record that.