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MLM Bot Watch 39 - After taking a year off we are back with no cheque, no hope, but new products!

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Whiterangey · 09/05/2018 00:13

The first 5 people who comment 'Botshite' win a free pampering session!

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SSDGM · 28/05/2018 10:23

Saba PT Bot has spelled “ass” incorrectly on his latest inspirational meme. HOW? Three letters. Three.

saying nothing about incorrect use of you’re too

YouOKHun · 28/05/2018 10:46

Can anyone tell me who Saba PT Bot is?!

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 28/05/2018 11:43

I see Yawn has dragged out the old Goal Board concept again.

It seems she's ticked all of hers .... Hmm I don't think she's quite telling the truth is she? She hasn't achieved all of those (unless the motorbike and horse ones mean "watching someone ride" or "having a lesson" which is not quite aspirational is it? Anyone can have a lesson) What's the one that implies weightloss about then?

Paddy1234 · 28/05/2018 12:33

Can anyone enlighten me ref Messiah - his early videos have a hint of London estuary accent and now a mid transatlantic drawl has come in - anyone know where indeed he came from? He is sounding even more silly if indeed that is possible

BangingOn · 28/05/2018 13:02

He was sounding positively South African the other day.

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 28/05/2018 13:18

I think he decides when he wakes up.

Today Matthew I'm going to be .....Bristolian with a hint of Irish/Essex with a South African twang/Irish with a suggestion of Californian*

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Paddy1234 · 28/05/2018 13:54

However to be fair with Messiah I do just genuinely laugh. The voice tone that really grates and annoys me most of all is Uber. Her pitch and tone means I can't listen to her for more than a minute.

Kathysclown · 28/05/2018 14:44

I've read a biog of Messiah where he says he grew up in Wales.....

YouOKHun · 28/05/2018 15:28

I used to have some background on Messiah, including original first name and location and financial situation but I can’t find it now. I’m sure the Messiah hails from the Bristol area (from memory). He was still living with mum & dad in relatively modest circs when he was telling the world how successful he was (a few incarnations ago). Mrs Messiah looks like a rabbit caught in the headlights.

Whiterangey · 28/05/2018 15:55

I get the feeling that he has a strong accent and wants to appear posh, so tries to speak like the Queen, and instead of nailing it, he sounds like he's drunk 8 cans of Special Brew.

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Lallypopstick · 28/05/2018 17:41

Even the pub isn't a safe place now. There's a perfume MLM (FM) who has set up a stall in an area of the pub I'm in. Doesn't seem to be attracting any attention despite them coming round with fliers for each table.

Whiterangey · 28/05/2018 18:28

I don't wear perfume, I used to when I was younger but when I was living with my parents only once i'd left the house as my Mum reacts terribly to perfume, wheezing and coughing, it's really bad.

I then decided to birth a child who has exactly the same reaction. I'd be pissed off to go to somewhere like a pub (child is now 17) and have someone there screwing around with perfumes.

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Jonsey32 · 28/05/2018 22:12

What would be the comeback if someone had a horrific reaction to their “fake perfumes” ?

cozietoesie · 28/05/2018 22:21

Purposeful. Trying to 'get' the people who are having a quick drink before heading home, racked by guilt - or those who are inebriated and have their caution-meters disabled.

Paddy1234 · 28/05/2018 23:04

Probably a lot better than the standard school fair to pick up business to be honest. After a night out my bank card has had many a drunk purchase completed on it. Oh the memories of bid up tv and howling with laughter when you got a name check 😂

cozietoesie · 28/05/2018 23:30

Bad associations, though?

NatashaShingles · 29/05/2018 09:34

Morning.
So I’ve been up since 4.30. Been sat for 5 hours now with my WiFi and a dream.

Nothing happened.
Starting the day the disappointed way 🙄

Bouledeneige · 29/05/2018 09:52

I had a horrific reaction - hives all over my face, neck and hands - from an Arbonne product. I felt sorry for my SIL so bought it off her. She's convinced she's going to get rich and spends a fortune on products and events. Sadly she's lost a lot of friends for relentlessly trying to sell to them. And sounds more and more desperate.

YouOKHun · 29/05/2018 10:13

Yes, Arbonne is quite harsh. I have a friend who is friends with a ‘successful’ Arbonne regional VP who bullied my friend into buying a few hundred quids worth of some exfoliating product which basically damaged her skin. She saw a dermatologist she’s been due to see anyway and he told her to bin it and to tell everyone else she knew to bin it. Just because you’ve got a white Merc loan car doesn’t mean you know anything about skincare. This was the same Arbonne bot who ignore someone else I know until she got a breast cancer diagnosis then the Arbonne Hun was all over like a rash trying to get her to buy her ‘natural’ products.

YouOKHun · 29/05/2018 10:27

Talking of Arbonne and of school fairs. I was at a school Spring fair recently selling honey from my bees and two stands along from me was an Arbonne seller. I was watching the reaction - people were walking up, looking briefly, asking prices and walking away (if they bothered to look at all) and this was at a private school where I’d imagine there are some fairly deep pockets. We had to give 10% of our profits to the charity they were supporting so when the lady came round to collect my £11 I whinged about an mlm being present and the woman said ‘well if it’s any consolation she only sold one item and gave me a £1 and it was the same for her last year. I don’t know why she bothers’. I thought, she bothers because she’s got a garage full of that shit and is under pressure from the Hun I mentioned just up-thread.

cozietoesie · 29/05/2018 10:43

That's why they're prepared to invest time and effort into recruiting 'professionals'. Imagine if the seller was a real dermatologist or medical person........?

YouOKHun · 29/05/2018 10:59

Sadly I do know a fully qualified plastic surgeon and Arbonne bot. She makes a killing out of Botox etc. She’s the SiL of a friend and an ‘arrogant monster’ apparently.

Lonelybutnice · 29/05/2018 11:01

I have this re the New Swiss MLM which allegedly a few top FLP bots are joining:

Welcome to Enhanzz Team UK & Ireland Preview Group

Firstly myself and XXXX would like to say a massive thank you to everyone who has requested more information, we are extremely grateful that you have aligned with our vision and choose to spend your precious time exploring this amazing opportunity

In our 5 years in Network Marketing we have never seen such a forward thinking and innovative company.

The vision of building people, embracing technology and creating a modern and sophisticated brand shines though and has inspired us to accept a frontline to the company position and the challenge of building the next generation of network marketing entrepreneurs through out the UK and Ireland.

This opportunity sits very comfortable with us both, we are both very passionate about personal development, new generation network marketing and helping other people experience what we have been very fortunate to experience our the last 5 years in this industry using the power of attraction marketing.

Our business model is built on “three worlds”

  1. An e-commerce consumer distribution network in Hanzz & Heidi (little peak, we launch with an amazing Swiss manufactured high end skin care rage for him and her)
  1. A cutting edge network marketing business model with a new age thinking compensation plan, (designed and invested in by the no1 compensation designers in the industry)
  1. A personal development learning platform that embraces the core values of our entire business using our very own “happiness circle” (but we have monetised it)

Our head offices are in the most beautiful location in Alpnach in Switzerland, minutes from the amazing Lake Lucerne with office views of the Swiss mountains and crystal blue lakes.

This has been the inspiration of the whole business over the past 10 months and the quality stamp we grade everything on and call “swissness”

This group has been set up primarily as a information preview group where we will post a brief view of the business, products, brand and strategy.

This group will be capped and closed soon whilst we work our way through the requests, within this time you will have time to browse the information and make a decision on if this opportunity is the right opportunity for you and you wish to proceed further?

If you think this maybe for you, then we will have a conversation and advise on the next move. The beauty of this opportunity is that its multi faceted with solutions for almost everyone, from a customer and VIP customer to an affiliate, team builder or leaders and how we can help you achieve your goals and happiness.

On the other side, you may not be interested at all and again this is absolutely fine, we have no hard sell and if nothing else it has brought us closer together as we have reached out from a relationship point of view.

Firstly in this pre-launch we are looking for team builders, people who think like we think, people who align with our values and vision and the core belief of helping people to find their true happiness using our unique inner and outer wealth principles, tools and strategies.

These people will have the opportunity to join our inner circle and visit head office in the amazing Switzerland to meet with our CEO and corporate team and see and hear the vision that we experienced on our visit should they choose too.

Our inner circle will have direct access to us who in turn have direct access to our corporate team.

If any of these options appeal to you then lets have a chat and we can plan out the next step and put you into the appropriate groups so you can move forward.

Can’t wait to connect and share more information with you all

PS: You can take a look at the 3 worlds on the following websites

www.enhanzz.world
www.happinesscircle.net
hanzzandheidii.com

Tw1nsetAndPearls · 29/05/2018 11:02

@YouOKHun, I always wondered who buys MLM stuff at school fairs. Relieved to hear that it is nobody. I do think that they should be banned, especially as they target parents and in particular mothers

SSDGM · 29/05/2018 11:34

Oh dear, Valentus. No matter how much Wi-fi their bots can buy, it appears the dream is finally over.