MLM Bot Watch 39 - After taking a year off we are back with no cheque, no hope, but new products!

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Me too, could somebody please let me know who messiah, broke and wig are?

Was Mrs Messiah a Bot before she met him?

Yes I think that Messiah's girlfriend was a new bot when they met #both as bad as each other

So she really is living the Bot dream, expecting the child of the Messiah

Paddy, listening to Handel's Messiah is a pleasant way of spending a couple of hours. Have you heard the aria, "How beautiful are the feet ..."? Presumably they're supper smooth after being emerged in a foot spa with chocolate flavoured milkshake garnished with mint.

Broke’s memory of his first MLM presentation just two years ago, it gives people like him the chance to earn money they usually couldn’t. Which is odd, because I remember at the end of each short lived MLM love affair, bearing in mind I only discovered him a year ago, he has bitched bitterly about either him or his beloved team not getting paid. It’s like he has no recollection of the fact he actually screwed up an actual paying job he had a year ago in which he was earning a reasonable, guaranteed wage by splashing all over Facebook how Valentus was going to make him a millionaire. And we all know what happened there, don’t we?

What’s good old Barnbot hinting at, I wonder?

Just watched Messiah's live. Wow.

I'm not sure he knows what he was saying. Everyone's talking about it but no one knows what it is. 😂😂😂

Bonkers. I'm fully expecting to see him on BBC news given the world changing products.

Sounds like Barnbot is setting up some work at home thingy that isn't an MLM. I hope it works out for her, I really do, and all the women she will help as well.

I don't listen to any of the lives by Messiah, I have high blood pressure and I think that is something that my GP wouldn't be impressed by.

Both Messiah and Mary anger me. Although I have to admit I do feel sorry for Mary, I get a gut instinct when I watch their lives and I don't like the way it makes me feel.

I’m a bit conflicted about Barnbot’s new venture The language and tactics seem very mlmy. While she has stated that there will not be an mlm payment plan, I’m still concerned about people having to buy stock/samples and having to sell to friends & family. I hope I’m wrong of course. I expect she’ll be along to tell us all about it soon.

Yawn has just stated that a shake or two a day keeps her arse from being fat.

Erm, she is noticeably overweight and getting bigger.

One of the reasons for this will be if she is consuming shakes on top of eating regular food.

I read it more as a threat that if you didn't order shakes from her website, she'd pay you a visit.

If she pays everyone who doesn't buy something off her a visit she'll be travelling up and down the country for no good reason. No change there then!

Some serious downplaying of skills and minimising of achievements in this recruitment post, great way for Poonique to empower women:

“If you are driven, ambitious, already juggling a zillion things & would love to give this crazy business a whirl and find something just for you then pop me a message. You don't have to have any prior experience of make up or this industry or even have taken a selfie before!! I had none of these yet I have bumbled through to build an incredible team of 975 inspiring women. All you need is a genuine desire to learn something new, want to make new friends & be part of the most incredible support network. I cannot imagine my life without this little sideline & it has grown my confidence & self belief two fold which in turn as impacted on all areas of my life & has given me the tools to help grow my kiddies self belief too.”

A vulnerable friend of mine has been conned into becoming a Beach Body “coach”. She has awful self esteem and is constantly jumping from fad exercise video, to the latest fad gym class, to the next big diet. She never sticks with any of it for more than 6 weeks then gives up. She started a Facebook group and added me at the beginning of Jan and by mid February (as usual) it was too hard and she had given up. She’s lovely but after a while it gets annoying.
I could see from a mile off she was a likely candidate for love bombing and suddenu she’s posting selfies holding hand weights and saying she’s a coach and she wants to find 5 women she cake “take on a fitness journey”. I asked if while she was away from her group she had been getting formal fitness qualifications and her answer was “kinda”. I then asked if it was an MLM. She didn’t know what an MLM was. Her upline chimed in. Pyramid schemes are illegal, don’t you know? And all businesses are MLMs. He’s had his life changed. Cross, cross, cross on my MLM Bingo Card.

I give it 6 weeks. Again.

Eeeeeeek! Wig has finally found the cryptoscam to end all cryptoscams! This is definitely THE ONE!!!! Eeeeeek! Only 20 people signed up in the UK so far so she’s #inatthetop, she’s a #shareholder, she’s so excited she can’t sleep!!!

I give it 3 weeks until the scheme goes under/gets shut down and she stops answering her downline’s questions about what’s going on and how can they get their money back.

You're just a cynic Arbunne, this one is the real thing, and a keeper!

For the first time in three years of kissing frogs, she has finally found the real deal!

How could you not be inspired? Even the CEO's name is enough to convince me this is a cut above anything that has gone before 😂

Most bots merely aspire to owning hot tubs- Wig has one as CEO!

Broke is warning people off talking to PT Saba Bot as he’s a “pure con artist” takes one to know one . PT is trying to poach his team!

... And as ever he’s deleted it.

Broke always bottles it. Comes out all puffy-chested, telling the world he's not going to be pushed around by anyone. Five minutes later, he's quietly removed it...

I know irony has died many deaths at the hands of MLM bots, but this one from Broke is up there:

"NEVER FOLLOW BROKE PEOPLE who say they are going to help you make more money..."

Broke bot thinking of joining gym so he can market “his” products!!!! Hope he does ,and hope they tell him to F off if he approaches any member inside a gym!!!