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MLM Bot Watch 33 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

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DoratheExplorer17 · 13/11/2017 17:58

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Spongebobette · 26/12/2017 16:09

So if everyone in her downline sells (or buys for themselves!) one C9, that’s lots of lovely CCs isn’t it.

ReformedBot · 26/12/2017 17:39

Yes and will equate to around £14 per C9 for Yawn of those sold by her newest recruits.

Spongebobette · 26/12/2017 17:53

It’s just all so bare facedly cynical isn’t it.

fitgirl26 · 26/12/2017 19:09

"When your Xmass day consists of putting a plan together to help Africa and the homeless in 2018
#investorsdream
#Turn$500-5k"
So says Wigbot and Sleazebot.
Aside from the fact they are unable to spell Xmas they expect people to believe that they and their little band of MLM crooks are going to help the whole of Africa and ALL the homeless?
The only people that they are interested in helping are themselves.

Nunyabusiness · 26/12/2017 23:11

Looks like the sacked ariiiiiiiiix Hun is moving on to another project - lots of 'new beginnings' 'momentum' 'pm me now' type comments being made...

rosesandcashmere · 26/12/2017 23:21

Which one got sacked from ariix? I was being bombarded with messages from an ariix bot a few weeks ago just because we had a mutual friend. No I didn’t want a free trial! I blocked her in the end

Nunyabusiness · 26/12/2017 23:36

@rosesandcashmere I don't know her official bot name...if I had to give her one it would be LuxuryCarBot due to name and vehicle driven

Tw1nsetAndPearls · 27/12/2017 00:40

I would love to know who the sacked Ariix bot is

entrepeneur · 27/12/2017 00:56

Sacked Arriix bot appears to have vanished from Facebook if she is the same person as MaternityBot?

ArbunneHun · 27/12/2017 08:00

Dear old SleazeBot. Constantly peddling his conspiracy theories. Yes Sleaze, we’re all being controlled by the Rothschilds & the Illuminati. The only way to be free is to turn to MLM & cryptocurrency scams...

SSDGM · 27/12/2017 08:24

All part of his delusion that he is super intelligent. That’s the problem with thick people. They think no one is more intelligent than them. He’s convinced he’s some big businessman, but I promise if you took him to even the most basic of negotiations he wouldn’t have a clue.

fitgirl26 · 27/12/2017 10:26

Will drinking Organo Gold reveal which of them are Lizards?

ArbunneHun · 27/12/2017 10:34

Lots of antivaxxers in the MLM community too. Who needs vaccinations when you’ve got juice plus/Aloe/essential oils/Moa/mushroom coffee to stop your child from getting measles and infecting other children?

SSDGM · 27/12/2017 15:45

fitgirl are they even still selling that crap? It’s all gone very quiet on the Organo front recently...

Nunyabusiness · 27/12/2017 15:55

@entrepeneur yes that's the one. Facebook is gone but still posting on other social media platforms

SSDGM · 27/12/2017 16:22

Did anyone read on Sleazebot’s status that we aren’t to “rub it in” by putting on social media that we are having a good time because other people might not be and they will be “scrolling through in bits”??

Sanctimonious prick.

ArbunneHun · 27/12/2017 16:31

Don’t forget that it’s all the Rothchilds’ fault that people are ‘in bits’ and that they can be saved by joining his crappy MLM cryptocurrency scam and losing money.

Jonsey32 · 27/12/2017 20:48

Does anyone know what Salon bot is up to? I’m assuming no longer with valentus but seems to be incredibly quiet - she must be on to something else surely?
Also who is sacked arrix bot? Wracking my brains and can’t figure it out?

SSDGM · 27/12/2017 21:14

Salon must be keeping her head down due to a lot of “interest” in her finances, so I’ve heard.
Her bridesmaids seem to be carrying on with Valentus without her.

Jonsey32 · 27/12/2017 22:03

I noticed a lot of her down line are still doing the coffee so wasn’t really sure. I assumed when the big ones jumped ship a lot of the ones slightly behind would follow them?

ArbunneHun · 27/12/2017 22:47

Naaaaah. They’re all scrabbling over Salon’s downline and sucking up to Valentus management in order to be the one to fill Salon’s #Loubs.

It’s quite fun watching the pass-agg powerplay: so much for #VFamily

Greeneyedhun · 27/12/2017 23:17

Hi I'm new to this. Could I have list of the bot names and who they are x

Lizzilondon · 27/12/2017 23:17

The Vfamily are getting really excited a new product is being launched at midnight.Wait for it!! NFR but Dave will pull out all the stops to get it registered for UK sales apparently.

Toobusytowee · 27/12/2017 23:19

I'm working with the anti-MLM coalition to write a blog post if MLM definitions. Would anyone like to contribute? You are all so knowledgable and funny we could come up with some good ones. Here's an example of one-

'Coachable'- as in 'must be coachable to be in my team'. Definition- willing to do as the company or upline instruct, even if it goes against your principles or common sense.

TrippleFlappyDiamondSparrow · 28/12/2017 01:01

Salon had booked a holiday to Dubai for this time of year if I remember correctly? Possibly why she is quiet.

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