MLM Bot Watch 33 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

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"Planning". It's all they seem to do. Meeting with X to plan an extra £2k before Christmas, coffee time with Y while planning how to make an extr £400 a month in 2018. Lots of people with inane grins on their faces, Apple Macs and pro planners open but what are they actually doing???? Drives me mad!

They’re planning of course!

(It can be a substitute for all sorts of things.)

And don't forget the "helping", they're always "helping people"

(other than helping them lose money, lose friends, lose touch with reality I'm not sure what they're helping them with)

So annoyed that Browbot (if I have my Bots correct, that is!) has decided to guilt a new downline’s wedding guests into buying FL products, posting onto downline’s page-

“Everyone who knows xxx, knows there’s a fabulous wedding next year & we have an action plan to pay for some really nice extra treats for the guests

So if you’re a guest ... you need to support her new business”

Or perhaps you could have a wedding you can afford and not expect your guests to pay for it???

I just don’t get how guilting is a sustainable business model.

My friend currently lost to FL decided to do a run for charity. To be fair, she didn’t try to make people sponsor her via FL purchases. She did, though, do a shedload of product placement in the training and fun run photos. It’s depressing- she used to be so lovely.

Oh, and her stomach is giving her grief after a year’s worth of aloe gel in the mornings...

Excited
Exciting
And all the eeeeeeeks

They shouldn't be in such a state of excitement all the time, it's not healthy

And the endless stream of inspirational memes.

Currently on FB it's all about the excitement of opening a cardboard box with leaflets in and 12 sample sachets. Organo.

WHICH YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR!!!!!!

Been doing a bit of digging into Usi-Tech which seems to be the Bitcoin ponzi business that the Coffeebots are all eeking about. Surprisingly enough it turns out that the top UK Traffic Monsoon Bot is heavily involved - assume she just dragged along her down line of unwitting TM bots.

@sponge even asking 'do any of my friends suffer from fibromyalgia?' is not compliant if they have any reference whatsoever to fl on their fb page. We all had compliance training at head office. I think I've still got screen shots of the slides somewhere. I'll dig them out. We were told if you were in any doubt then don't mention anything. Because even mentioning a condition on the same page as the products is a no no. We couldn't even say that the water (owned by the flp vet apparently) was hydrating. Even though that's a fact. Because was being used to sell the product on your fb page

But is that training playing out ‘in the field’, Dora, or is it more of an ass-covering exercise? What do .....uplines really say - in your experience?

I’ve got the popcorn out tonight. THANGbot has accused Lipbot, Porschebot, Carplanbot and others of lying (what? Never! ) for saying they are part of OG corporate. Bless her she learned what the word Corporate meant today too she is such an amazing businesswoman who knows allllll the big words. This is because Lipbot and Porsche have got a “free” trip to Milan this weekend, they’ve been invited for being the most super flappy of all of the pigeons in the world ever and they get a Gala dinner and everything!! Seriously? They’ve been with the “company” (I’m starting to hate that word) two weeks. The kettle has barely boiled to make their first cup of weight loss hot sodding chocolate that they keep banging on about. Anyway, Lip and Porsche have posted screenshots saying “yes we are going on the corporate trip for free, ner ner ner ner”, you know, like actual real leaders in business do all the time. Much dignified. So noble.

Also: that box they all keep squealing about, how much is that costing them? THANG is selling a week’s worth of coffee for 8 quid 🙄 so it’s got to be £40 at least. Maybe £50 because it included a USB stick full of “training” which I swear she orgasmed on noticing it was included.

Idiots, the lot of them. How dare THANG bang on about her professionalism and honesty. She couldn’t spell either.

cozie I honestly think it depends on the upline. Some genuinely tell their downline to be compliant. Others really couldn't care less. As long as their downline is making them money!!

Ah.

'joining at corporate level'

Does this mean they are actually employed by the company because they have a lot of followers, so are shills?

My cousin does Nuskin and epoch. Trying to sell that bloody toothpaste.

Only people she has orders from is family feeling sorry for her.

Same old shit - get your orders in blah blah.

She’s so taken in by it - saw her boss babe mate message her - hey huns let’s get your November targets in - call me. Fucking hope she’ll walk away.

So sad she’s isolated away from family with an emotionally abusive husband. She’s trying to be so positive about this business but it’s messing her in the head like he is

This is the question, Sponge.
I think it’s just another word they are using to seem more important than the others on the pyramid. It does seem to be a very childish game of who is more important and more of a “leader” than who.
Even one of The US founders of Xerveo wasn’t even paid a salary and made her money through recruiting.she was the one who, a few days ago needed time to “heal” as she left the business. All of a sudden she has found the most amazeballs source of that Ganoderma crap and who on her friends list with Fibromyalgia and Lupus wants to try her magic drink?
My money is on her being an Organo bot by the end of the week.

Those two, bigblondehair bot and her creepy looking partner look like they should be in a sitcom or something
They remind me of that Harry Enfield character 'i am considerably richer than you'
And they are barely literate

You could write a soap with all these characters. Blondehairbot and the greasy looking boyf were practically having to remove BrokeBot from their backsides a few weeks ago, now Brokebot is threatening violence if he ends up in a room with him.

Can anyone tell me who Thangbot is please

Is it me, or does Italian Roast sound like a continental (as opposed to global) porn film?

As for the term global, all I can think of is Alan Clark's description of Mrs Thatcher's knockers as "delightful globes". So, let's take the pain and piss out of the term "global" - just channel your inner sniggering eight-year-old and think of a pair of knockers.

I've just been wading through the first two threads and getting all nostalgic. I wanted to see what my first post was. It was deleted for breaking talk guidelines! A controversial first post, I like it.

First time I’ve posted on a Botwatch thread but I need your help!
A friend has morphed into a Bot and is currently banging on about her new ‘business’ and how her ‘inbox is on fire’ (sounds as if she needs a good, healthy dose of Canesten...

Anyway - in NO posts is she saying what she’s doing. It’s all hush hush, ‘I’ll inbox you’ kind of crap. She’s currently trying to reel people in with the promise of a free new Apple Watch.

Any idea what’s she’s doing? She used to be a FL and Younique Bot so I’m intrigued as to what has caught her stupid eye this time. I’d like to know before I have to spend a LOT of Christmas with her. Forewarned is forearmed!

It’s life/ health insurance. She will be making money from referrals.

That makes sense. She clearly was losing money hand over fist on all the products.

So she’s receiving her .....love and validation from the ‘organisation’, swansong?