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MLM Bot Watch 33 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

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DoratheExplorer17 · 13/11/2017 17:58

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Tupperwarelid · 15/11/2017 16:17

Please can someone message me who lipbot, Porschebot, bighairblondbot are? many thanks

DoratheExplorer17 · 15/11/2017 18:55

Yet again....more BS!!!

This bot has gone from poonique to isagenix recently. When I asked her why she left poonique, she said 'well I got to the top, but I fancied a new challenge!!!'

Erm.....ok....!!

MLM Bot Watch 33 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.
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cozietoesie · 15/11/2017 19:34

Forgotten about ‘enjoying her home life’, has she? Grin

swansong81 · 15/11/2017 20:45

@cozietoesie I never saw it that way but it’s true and it’s also something he can’t ‘control’ he ‘lets’ her get on with it. So sad

cozietoesie · 15/11/2017 20:58

Difficult for you, also. Sad

miffytherabbit1974 · 15/11/2017 22:52

Bovneydazzlers:

Thanks for the link to Forever Shilling’s latest woo-filled glossy magazine. It’s fascinating to see how FL are still willing to peddle total rubbish regarding the “magical” (cough) properties of Aloe Vera. I’ve screen shotted one of the ads in their magazine, and it makes for eyebrow-raising reading. Almost all of the statements they make are either sciencey-sounding word-salads or simple nonsense.

For example; “Packed with nutrients” - what does this even mean? The term nutrient means broadly a “nourishing substance essential for the maintenance of life.” Perhaps they are referring to the tiny amount of carbohydrate found in it? That doesn’t really qualify as being “packed” with nutrients. “Digestive aid” - yet there is no scientific evidence (in the form of studies) to show this to be true. “Promotes overall wellbeing” - this is a totally meaningless phrase, and could just as easily be applied to eating an entire Black Forest Gateaux in one sitting, if eating the gateaux makes you feel happy and “promotes” a feeling of wellbeing. “Supports immune function” - again, there is nothing to back this up in the form of meaningful studies; this claim is really totally meaningless. There’s no evidence whatsoever to support the claim that Aloe Vera “supports” the immune system.

The rest of the claims in this ad of “Healthy Sounding Word Bingo” are too zany to even contemplate and deserve only ridicule - this one, “Combined with natural and scientifically -advanced ingredients that maximise its benefits” is especially amusing.

I’ll have fun reading the rest of Forever Living’s magazine, though. There’s enough Woo here to laugh at for the next two weeks!

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GoldenKelpie · 16/11/2017 07:29

Yeah miffy, "packed with nutrients? They should show a picture of a big juicy fatty steak (cooked rare please) and eggs, with a some fried liver on the side, That IS packed with nutrients.

DoratheExplorer17 · 16/11/2017 07:30

Could you post the link to the magazine please? I'd love a read 😊

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GoldenKelpie · 16/11/2017 07:40

Sorry to slightly derail thread, had to go off and find a pic of my ideal meal...

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SpecialAgentDaleCooper · 16/11/2017 08:12

I keep reading and re-reading “Combined with natural and scientifically -advanced ingredients that maximise its benefits” and I'm none the wiser as to what (if anything) that actually means. Confused

As I understand it the only "benefit" of aloe vera is it makes you shit a lot, so does this just mean they've done something to it to make you shit even more Hmm Wink

swansong81 · 16/11/2017 10:47

@cozietoesie I didn’t realise it was possible to hate someone but I do hate him.

This morning she has posted the whole ‘spend all your time on social media and want to get paid for it?’ ‘Want to buy more gifts for Xmas and pay your bills?’ I feel so sad she’s been taken in by all the NuSkin bullshit

Teenageromance · 16/11/2017 13:35

In the Forever Bots I can watch on Facebook I notice a real drop off on things like the wonderful presents they get from their upline, the team gatherings for a party. There must have been a real sharp drop off in profits and team members.

cozietoesie · 16/11/2017 14:11

Yes, swan song. Sad for you as well as difficult. Someone upthread suggested that people might laugh at her if she left MLM. I think that genuine friends won’t laugh - they’ll be really glad for you but you just know that he is going to make her life even more miserable when she can’t make a go of it. Maybe someone else can suggest a way out - I’m flummoxed.

Are/were you very close to her?

cozietoesie · 16/11/2017 14:14

PS - does she have children ?

fitgirl26 · 16/11/2017 15:16

Another long anti-bullying spiel from Yawnbot. The same person who posted a status attacking someone who had the temerity to post “yawn” on one of her endless “I am significantly richer than yow” craft project updates and then blocked everyone who pointed out that she was being a bit of a bully....

SSDGM · 16/11/2017 19:19

Email on MLM lies confirming Vida is completely illegal for resale in the UK, plus one of their ingredients is a class C controlled drug in the UK.

That will be them all off to join the coffee bots 😂

BSintolerant · 16/11/2017 21:58

What's the class C ingredient?

SSDGM · 16/11/2017 22:13

An ingredient called DHEA. It’s controlled class C. Plus Melatonin is only available on prescription.

Peaheadz · 17/11/2017 00:25

Hi all.
I used to be in Forever Living but I took a step back from it a few years ago. I was going to come back but after reading this and timeless vie. I don’t think I will. I didn’t really make any money and I thought that I was going wrong somewhere because everybody else seemed to be doing really well.
It is good to know that It is not my fault that I wasn’t able to make a success of it.

cozietoesie · 17/11/2017 00:31

Absolutely not your ‘fault’. Smile

I’m pleased you’ve come out the other side.

JaniceBattersby · 17/11/2017 00:44

I note in the new FL magazine there’s no mention of the regular lists of top earning bots they used to do and pics of the huge bonus cheques etc have disappeared.

I’m absolutely sure they must know what’s coming. The whole tone of all my bots has competely changed over the past few months. No fancy gifts, no mention of new houses or cars, no private school boasts. I think the end is nigh for FL in this country. The game is up.

cozietoesie · 17/11/2017 00:50

I don’t think that people in this country are as keen on extravagant claims as some other places might be. It’s seen almost as ‘boasting’. Tends to make people wonder..............

GoldenKelpie · 17/11/2017 07:22

peaheadz, it is definitely not you. FL is one of many notorious MLM companies who promote their reps apparent success which is anything but, but is designed to keep the downlines plugging away month after month chasing success, spending personal money on products in order to chase the dream (and getting nowhere). "Don't give up now, success is just round the corner" type thing.

As you have realised, those in power will be getting their income from other places but attributing it to selling the products. Makes me so angry because it means that reps think it is they that are failing in "their business" (it isn't, you know) not the business model failing them. So glad you've escaped, how long were you involved?

BSintolerant · 17/11/2017 10:18

peaheadz

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