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GavinFromTradingStandards · 03/09/2017 19:09

Pm me for more info Huns Grin

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GavinFromTradingStandards · 05/09/2017 20:17

Apologies Barnbot-I should've messaged you the new thread. Flappy couldn't find it either at first Hmm I must be good at shit thread titles that people don't notice Grin

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cakietea · 05/09/2017 20:17

I also want like like to know what binary means (in the context of mlm, obviously I know it's zeros and ones....!)

lasagnefortea · 05/09/2017 20:46

I've been wondering what binary means. Did a quick Google and I can't really make head nor tail of it but there's tonnes of info about Binary Compensation Plans within MLM selling. Prepare to be baffled!

Taken from: www.mlmlaw.com/articles/binary-compensation-plans/

A binary plan is a multilevel marketing compensation plan which allows distributors
to have only two front-line distributors. If a distributor sponsors more than two distributors,
the excess are placed at levels below the sponsoring distributor’s front-line. This
“spillover” is one of the most attractive features to new distributors since they need only
sponsor two distributors to participate in the compensation plan. The primary limitation is
that distributors must “balance” their two downline legs to receive commissions. Balancing
legs typically requires that the number of sales from one downline leg constitute no more
than a specified percentage of the distributor’s total sales.

lasagnefortea · 05/09/2017 20:54

A binary tree appears to be a double pyramid scheme!

YouTube video with some Xerveo chap, skip to around 4 minutes.

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TheRealBarnbot · 05/09/2017 21:21

Binary is two legs. They pay out on ratio cycles. And usually infinitely xx

Whiterangey · 05/09/2017 21:30

Barnbot, they aren't investing in Bitcoin, they are investing in a Ponzi scheme. The worst thing is the amount of people who are joining up under them. It's called USI-Tech and promises a 1% ROI per day for doing nothing, you just buy packs, the more you buy the more you earn.

USI-Tech have been offering the Bitcoin packs since March and it's very likely the company will either come crashing down very soon or get shut down. They will most likely all lose every single penny they 'invest'.

Spongebobette · 05/09/2017 21:39

Mind blowing

cozietoesie · 05/09/2017 21:39

If somebody could do a quick piece on cryptocurrency, it might be enormously helpful. Many of these - 'MLM' - schemes are coming down the line at us and their proponents are currently trying to 'blind marks with science' (or big/technical words.) Adverts and newspaper stories about 'bitcoin millionaires' aren't helping, either. Sad

TheRealBarnbot · 05/09/2017 21:45

Coincidence that bullshit bazza is involved in it and suddenly V reps are hunning over!! How are they still following these people 🙈🙈

dillite · 05/09/2017 21:49

Well, I never thought that I would be posting on one of these treads but here I am. Coming out of my lurking shadows out into the open. I have my very own Forever not-quite bot. She's my dd's friend's mum so not talking isn't an option. Up until today she has briefly referred to using and selling Forever when it all changed after she tried to get me to buy some aloe toothpaste to help with my receding gums (we were talking about teeth and gums and I was saying that due to having receding gums I can't have a denture). Apparently it will make my gum grow back and all of the holes to disappear. I did not buy and she did not keep on pushing me into buying it after being told thanks, but no thanks, but still, I now expect there to be more offers of the magical aloe goop.

It was all so much more fun when I was lurking in the shadows!

ArbunneHun · 05/09/2017 22:12

Here's a quick crypto-bollocks-bitcoin-rubbish summary from TV written at the peak of the OneCoin/E-dinar gold rush earlier this year:

timelessvie.wordpress.com/category/cryptocurrency/

ArbunneHun · 05/09/2017 22:25

And Danniiiii's Ukranian downline Svetlana encouraging everyone to invest in LardCoin, the totally real cryptocurrency!

Eeek!

www.facebook.com/timelessvie/videos/1888645408073145/

fitgirl26 · 05/09/2017 22:42

@dillite - never ever ever mention any affliction to her. You must appear to be in perfect health all year round. It's the only way.

Ladiva1971 · 05/09/2017 23:23

Too complicated for me..

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cozietoesie · 05/09/2017 23:26

Goodness, Ladiva. I read the sub-heading and gave up at that point! Grin

fitgirl26 · 05/09/2017 23:31

Isn't binary "Two! Two! Two! The power of two!" said in a live while waving two fingers around and flicking your hair?

Ladiva1971 · 05/09/2017 23:41

Its on Lipbots Boyfriends page gave me a headache..

cozietoesie · 05/09/2017 23:50

I guess they don't want it to be simple. Grin

Ladiva1971 · 05/09/2017 23:52

Looks similar to the Valentus 2 legged plan that salonbot once posted in a video, but ofc I could be totally wrong. Hmm

BSintolerant · 06/09/2017 00:11

Thank you for setting up the Dirty Thirty-Two thread Gavin.

firgirl I suggest we give these fools the power of two fingers. The shillbots can fuckcoffee with their illegal caffeinated sludge and crapto currency.

Is the yawning caused by lack of caffeine in the alleged coffee? And why is the Milka cow lilac?

Ladiva1971 · 06/09/2017 00:26

Well Milka chocolate originates from Switzerland where the cows are reared in the alps and live primarily on a diet of heather (the purple wild flower) over the years these cows have actually evolved to have small lilac marks on their fur. It works in much the same way that if humans eat loads of carrots their skin tends to get an orangey tone to it. Obviously the cows aren't lilac all over, quite to the extent in the commercial... they have made it a full on lilac cow but that's artistic licence for you. Grin Can't help with the rest sorry. Smile

BSintolerant · 06/09/2017 06:59

ladiva thank you so much for clearing that one up. Milka cows clearly use filters to make them look less like average ruminants. It's just as well that aloe vera doesn't grow freely in the Alps otherwise the cows would be green. What colour are the bullies?

Yawn!!!!!

spanfan · 06/09/2017 10:19

Lipbots boyfriends picture of the double pyramid... Errrrr I mean BINARY....reminds me of Madonna's cone bra.

Just do you know. Grin

Toobusytowee · 06/09/2017 14:36

Some news about crytocurrencies Eye have come across.

"This week China has effectively banned all new digital currencies and it's very likely that the entire phenomenon could soon be about to explode.

It almost certain that the link between 'MLM' rackets and 'digital currencies' has heavily influenced Chinese regulators and legislators

According to most mainstream financial commentators, the digital currency phenomenon is not yet 10 years old, but many people would say that, apart from the technical jargon fronting it, there's absolutely nothing new about it.

Yesterday, someone posted this article which contains an historical comparison and which he first began to compile about 7 years ago

mlmtheamericandreammadenightmare.blogspot.fr/2017/09/multi-level-marketing-crypto-currencies.html

There are, in fact, masses of independent articles on the Net which identify digital currencies as up-dated economic bubbles, but which don't even mention the link between them and 'MLM.' "

cozietoesie · 06/09/2017 15:10

The trouble is that they seem 'modern'. People see this paid content in newspapers/on websites - you know the sort of thing. 'This taxi-driver accepted some bitcoins for payment of a fare in 20mumble and now he's a millionaire........' That sort of thing.

They don't understand all the verbiage (deliberately designed so I imagine) but they feel good for seeing the 'figures' on their computers and for being all 'techy' and ahead of the game.

They think.Sad