We are fully registered - no yawning allowed - it's MLM Botwatch 32!

[GavinFromTradingStandards]

Pm me for more info Huns

Just watching getting on zero. Wow! Recommend it.

Betting! Bloody phone.

Yes and THANGbot is accusing LipBot et al of poaching so they can secure places higher up in the pyramid business. Flatbot has also flung himself into Organo after proclaiming he was so over MLM. Frying pan fire anyone?

It is like they've got short term memory issues, or think everyone else has, and don't remember their previous MLM disasters. I guess that they genuinely believe that it HAS to work, the alternative is actually going out and getting a J.O.B. (unthinkable).

Interested to see something on the page of one of our favourite FL bots this morning. ....recruiting Xmas Retailers for November - January only, no joining fee, 25%commission.

Is this something new?
A way of upping your sales when you've run out of people to recruit? A stealth way of recruiting ie. they agree to sell on a temporary basis and then you "love-bomb" them, tell them they're a natural, that they could totally smash-it, they could have your lifestyle too... blah blah blah

You'ld think by the 3rd magic coffee MLM, they'ld be a bit more cautious. Clearly not....

They must put some mind altering substance in the coffee which impairs judgement.

You almost sound like you’ve read some........private literature, SpecialAgent.

Got it in one, I reckon.

It’s all kicking off in Ex Valentus, Ex Xerveo, Now Organo Gold world, isn’t it? Accusations of betrayal, snakeishness, back-stabbing flying hither & thither!

Which side are YOU on?

#TeamBrokeFlat
#TeamWelshWig

Yawnbot was at a stall today. In all the excitement it looks like she forgot her trousers. Very odd outfit.

She's still looking for Xmas staff.

spanfan Let's synchronise our watches, yawn at the same time and make things very breezy for her.
If we yawn heavily enough we could reach the parts that others have barely tickled, i.e. the thatch.

spanfan I have to say I did look at her post and think WTF!

Was she wearing flesh coloured leggings? Surely that is a major style faux pas.

Lol BS!!! I find it slightly uncomfortable commenting on another woman's appearance but it just looked a bit strange.

Mlmbot stalking is a gift that just keeps giving!!

It's a rich seam of comedy.

Joking apart, if anyone lurking on here is up to the neck in mlm and wants to escape - we will be waiting here for you with lashings of Skinny Lard extracted from parslaii-fed pigs bathed in aloe juice by featherless angels when the moon is scentsy waxing.

I had to go and see what you were on a bout, re Yawnbot.

In her comments, she confirms that yes, she was, and I quote ‘rocking’ a shirt and thigh high boots. No leggings, no tights.

Feel a bit sick now.

Oh my god! I presumed she had flesh coloured leggings on. I feel slightly sick now! My 20 odd year old daughter would struggle to pull off that look, never mind yawnbot!

Eeeek.

If I was the tax man I'd be on to this.

Sooo
Flatbot’s ex bezzie mate and his gf Welshwighairbot (the GCC Gurus) have now thrown their hats in the ring to flog Organo Gold with Lipbot and PorscheBot.
In the meantime Flatbot is still flogging Organo Gold and has culled his friends list again and Bradford(THANG)Bot is also flagging Organo with a different team and is accusing Lipbot and PorscheBot of top snakery.
Valentus Bots are still eeeeeeking about their launch and sniggering about Xerveo.
I’ve completely lost where the Vitae Bots are at.
I need a coffee.

Oh and Yawnbot? You might do some credible weights in Body Pump but you’re really not rocking that look.....

Do these Organo “Marketing associates” have any formal marketing qualifications?

If you fancy a giggle, take a look at @youniquefail on Instagram..

😂😂😂

@CurlsandCurves - yes I saw this earlier! Very funny 😂

Also see that the Vitae Bots have jumped to Organo with Ex Salonbot bezzie mate, Ex Flatbotgirlfriend, Ex Trafficmonsoon, Ex LTW, Ex Valentus, Ex Edinar and now Ex Vitae Bot proclaiming it to be THE BEST MLM, THE GREATEST MLM. Bigly.

Oh dear I feel a yawn coming on, trying to stifle it .....

How can you not be enthralled by that interior design?
Keeps me awake at night anyway!!