We are fully registered - no yawning allowed - it's MLM Botwatch 32!

[GavinFromTradingStandards]

Pm me for more info Huns

Don't worry Brats, things are moving so fast in SkinnyCoffeeWorld that those who are in the loop are still out of the loop...

Watched your live Barnbot. I've been following the woman concerned for a while and haven't been a fan due to her part in the LTW shitstorm and then getting people involved in Edinar. However - I'm gobsmacked (and I hate that word) by what DickpicBot has done to her and I do feel sorry for her - that's so out of order 😡

Where can I watch your live, Barnbot? I can't see it on your profile.

those who are in the loop are still out of the loop...

UhOh, Barnbot. I hope you aren't in Facebook jail...

FL success day today. Lots of Bots are getting v v excited with their free and VIP, cupcake and champers. Looks like a bulk purchase from Costco to me!!!

Wonder how much the tickets cost.... Anyone know?

It all feels so like the Emperor's new clothes.. if you say it's "absolutely amazing" enough times, you might believe it.

SHAME SHAME SHAME on the ex rugby player who is at the Success Day

Ah the one who left his wife for the Strictly dancer. He's a fully paid up FL Ambassador

I know and is using his 'star quality' to give legitimacy to FL

😡😡😡😡😡😡

Like Bear Grylls and JP

Wonder how much the tickets cost.... Anyone know?

Between £20 and £50 for some.

Apparently these days will really bolster your enthusiasm and it's very important to attend to surround yourself with like-minded people and to network and share tips.

They can then go home tonight and smash it....

Presumably the 50 quid tickets get you the cupcakes and prosecco. Wowzers.

Can anyone enlighten me as to why the likes of Lipbot and testdriveporchebot wipe their FB pages clean deleting so much information on how they are smashing it, only to a few days later reappear but no one asks where their previous lives, or posts are? This really annoys the hell out of me so any info would be great.

It might be Forever Fibbing and Jizz Plus's intention to pay celebrities to endorse their products in an attempt to make them look legit, but all it does is sully the reputation of the celebrities they've duped. Who in their right mind would want to be pimped by an MLM? Times are hard.

As for being encouraged to go to a success day where I could surround myself with like-minded people .... I'd rather wipe my arse with dickpicbot's dick pics. One sheet will suffice, no doubt.

Speaking of Juan Sheet - does Timeless Vie have any plans to extend its merchandise with its very own brand of MLM toilet paper? It could be infused with Skinny Lard, Parslaii, or coffee. If you're feeling particularly subversive you could emboss it with positive memes like:

"Eeek! If you're up shit creek!"

"Touch your bizniz when you're doing your business."

"Success is just around the U-bend."

"If at first you don't succeed, it's your own fault that the flush isn't working. Attack it from above with a large bucket of water and a big stick."

Oh, and Timeless Vie playing cards would be hilarious. Remember those cards the Americans had printed during the Iraq war? I'm thinking along those lines.

Or Angel cards ... or tarot. How about getting into the upcoming Halloween spirit with an MLM ouija board? Instead of having a 'Yes' or a 'No' it would have to be a 'Yes' or a 'Not right now'.

An MLM monopoly board would be hilarious. "Go to Facebook Gaol!" "Pass 'Go' do not spend $199 on your alleged business in a box."

BSIntolerant U ok Hun?

I wonder whether these z list celebs find themselves in the middle of a success day full of eeeeking bots and think "WTF has my life come to?"

Have they been brainwashed too? Or will they just do anything for money?

SSDGM Yes - just giving Timeless Vie ideas.

Mrsgotobed I suspect they're in it for the money. Perhaps they're hard up?

I imagine it's all about the money money money 💰!

@Ladiva1971 - the profiles always seem to be wiped clean when there is a comment in here about their income claims or health claims so I suspect a connection. I assume they change settings to "friends only" so their acolytes still see them and don't know any different. I would imagine that the lure of another public live that can be shared wins over eventually. All that hair flicking and pouting needs a wider audience.

Quite ironic that FL's celeb Ben Cohen is also the face of an anti-bullying campaign (Standup Foundation) when we know there are some massive bullies amongst those bots .

Of course one of the biggest bullies of the lot got her photo taken with him.

Ladiva because they are in all likelihood telling Big Fat Fibs and probably, like my Acti/Vida bot have thousands of pounds worth of the sodding coffee in the garage.

Also: they don't ever really mention the actual product too much.. just the business opportunity. Which, strangely enough was what Salonbot did.

I still cannot understand how Vida, Java bean and Xerveo are at all legal if Valentus wasn't. I'm hearing from one side ALL products are NFR for all companies. Does anyone have any sort of resource I can look at regarding uk law on this sort of product?

I dunno about you lot, but watching MLM implode started off being quite amusing, regardless of my Facebook ban, but now I'm kind of watching the whole thing between my fingers, like a child watching a particularly scary episode of Dr.Who. Not a single one of them can be trusted and are not afraid to tread on anyone else's head to be crowned the new Queen Bean now the original BlueDiamondQueen has seemingly vacated her throne. completely and utterly unprofessional and the fact the companies these people claim to represent are not revoking their franchise for bringing the company into disrepute speaks volumes about the companies values in the first place.

This is the ASA guidance www.asa.org.uk/advice-online/weight-control-food-and-food-supplements.html

and FSA guidance www.gov.uk/government/publications/food-supplements-guidance-and-faqs