MLM Bot Watch 27 - The Yazoo iis past iits use by date, but we have a massive #lardon: Tragiicomic cultiic wampum floggiing scamalangadiingdongs liike Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juice

[acatcalledjohn]

Still going strong here at bot watch HQ on MN!

Previous thread here

Botwatch on Wordpress and on Facebook

Timeless Vie on Wordpress and on Facebook

Eyespeying's Blog aka #manhun, even if he's been banned by MNHQ

Hommetepreneur on Facebook
www.lazymanandmoney.com/is-every-mlm-a-scam
We have our own regularly returning bots.

Glossary:

Bots: our affectionate name for victims of the MLM racket

MLM: Multi-level Marketing schemes - essentially pyramid schemes that are just legal because you sell a product. Reliant upon constant recruitment despite there not being enough people in the world to go beyond about 12 levels if everyone recruited 6.

Downline/Upline: the people you recruited and those who recruited you (going up and down the pyramid inverted funnel)

Timeless Vie: Parody of MLM schemes (though you might spot one in particular) that also carries out fearless investigative work. Flogging the amazing skinny lard and now carbonated lard. The arsenic is not the evil Victorian stuff. #TeamDannii #gettingalardon

Hommetrepreneur: also excellent parody site focussing on the menz

BotWatch: Rather more serious, keeps an eye on what the Bots are claiming next, particularly in reference to health and income claims. Also fearless.

Inverted Funnel: Timeless Vie is NOT a pyramid - it's an inverted Funnel, OK?

Eyes: Our former member Eyespying who knows LOTS about MLM schemes. He's still our very own #manhun.

Oh is this her 'training platform'?

Errrr no its another MLM they are slying recruiting for building up behind backs and only obviously taking the downline they want for now whilst milking money from the coffeebots still eeekkkkkkkk

There will be a list of qualifiers for Dubai in the company magazine. I'll see if I can get hold of a copy. Is there anyone in particular that you're wondering about?

And yes Annie.....it feels great to be out 😉

But but but - Skinny Coffee is the best MLM EVAH! How can another MLM possibly be better? What about the 7 ways to get paid and the ground floor opportunity? I am bereft.....

Haha exactly Fitgirl!! Have to laugh but feel sorry for all those poor buggers they are deceiving again that so desperately need money😟 Hopefully they will be exposed have seen the proof so fingers crossed it goes public. TopCoffeeBot will maybe finally get her comeuppance but then everyone has seen how adept she is at lying on her videos

How these people are sucked in by Salon/TopCoffeeBot is incredible. After LTW and now what is being said here when will people realise that they are never going to succeed?

BethanyBarleywater I think the support is waning each time and hopefully this time even more will wake up. Afterall to be doing a secret network for a few months with her two other crooked friends from that shopping one shows the level of deceit! Apparently all three have high positions in the coffee business so as we all know it's suicide to be doing what they are right now. Have been sent the evidence if anyone wants it lol! The eeeeeeekkkingggggg may be coming to and end hunz😂

I actually think they will pull it off! I watched how many LTW groupies followed one of the main Bots into Coinspace and are now firmly wedged up his bottom and telling him how wonderful he is every time he posts one of his stupid "motivational" quotes. This was after they all ranted about an early LTW defection to Coinspace and stated that they were staying with LTW for the rest of their networking "career". I think a lot of the downline are so brainwashed by the Top Bots that they can't think rationally anymore.

ooh if someone could update me on who the LTW/coffee bots are and what's going on that would be great please. That will give me something to do after work today !

I've just been fascinated by the FL bots and am regularly entertained by their fb fakeness (especially as a few of them are local to me so there's a bit of an overlap with friends of friends IYSWIM).

I've missed out on the bots that are serial ship jumpers.

Actually I heard very little followed the the three coffebots and they hugely over exaggerate their growth. Afterall we all know too in these pyramid schemes that people fall under them they have no connection with that others have brought in. The info I have is people are actually turned off from joining because of coffeebots terrible reputation after her appaling lies and the conning of all those she apparently was begging to buy their yazzos etc so she could get her fat pay cheque that month all the while getting ready to leave the sinking ship as it cerimoniously crashed. Seriously guys can't wat to see this unfold the amount if stuff out there akready on social media and evidence there really will be much less of the sheep following. #haterzgonnahate tho hey😂

Although it's sad for the people they've conned I would take a huge amount of satisfaction watching that particular threesome crash and burn! Here's hoping!

And I would also be interested to see the evidence!

Thanks Dora. I have access to the magazine but it's not in the most recent one. Maybe the next one. Just wondering about a few bots who I suspect are not actually qualifiers.

Sometime the facade slips I have just watched a video by the famous top coffee bot and there were comments on it. One of which was from a lady saying oh I have done all the training I can't understand why I haven't signed people up

So then I looked at this lady's page and guess what her business is booming and is going crazy.Best month ever et cetera et cetera

@Spongebobette - I suppose when you're, effectively, selling [as it happens completely empty, unjustifiable] hope it won't do to offer people reality instead.

Spongebobette - I suspect that particular Bot has been unfollowed by all her friends apart from other Bots as all she does is spam about that bloody coffee. She even tries to flog it when attending fitness classes! I would be less than impressed if someone came into one of my classes and started pushing MLM crap onto other participants!

Only just spotted that Hello! magazine are stealth advertising the C9.

Clicky link

That's one for TV.

My FL bot's page is tumbleweed. She's not giving up though, the posts keep on coming and her phone is still encased in the hideous yellow FLP phone case. And when she holds her phone public she never seems to cover the logo on the back of the case with her hands, like one naturally would.

I feel mortified on her behalf.

At least the presence of the bright yellow phone cover with FL emblazoned on it give people enough warning to make a quick getaway when they see it heading towards them in the playground/gym/cafe/softplay........

I think it's called dodging a bullet

Whatsaldigottodowithit If you PM me the name I can find out for you. I have my ways 😉

Looks like Maëlle are down

Maëlle sued by Younique.

Wow!

Gosh. A declining market and all so perhaps more to follow?

Hmmmm.....