MLM Bot Watch 25 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld (RIP)

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Hello Eyes, very interesting article. Thank you.

Oooh my FL bot has jumped ship to Ariix, dying to know how much money she lost in the 2.5 years of doing FL

Everyone Hello!

For CAM's funeral tomorrow I thought anyone who wants to can upload a pic of a camel, a mau (or both!) in memoriam.

Will be here at 10.30 UK time.

I'm off out tonight - learning to crochet. I am rock and roll I tell you!

My ItWorks bot has gone to Herbalife. I think she's been had by my other Herbalife bot (who's been in the business for about 15 years) - they are friends on Fakebook.

Eyes - well spotted. I wonder exactly how much of her victim's stolen money she squandered on Forever Living products?

Have either of them actually read the details of the FTC charges against Herbalife?

And here's a July link for them to read if not.

Sorry - that link didn't misbehave on Preview.

Do they give them templates so they can go ahead and create misspelled memes???

About to go into a meeting so here is my slightly early contribution to CAM's memorial

Checking in and thinking about CAM and her family x

To our very dear CAM

thank you for your contribution to these threads and the fight against the evil scourge of MLM.

We will continue to fight and your name will appear in thread titles in your honour.

Thank you for being a friend in the short time I got to know you

Twunk xx

CAM, we miss you. Thinking of you and your family, especially today.

I thought you'd appreciate my favourite Arabic curse - although no doubt some dodgy MLM scheme has got a cure for it ... !

The other pic is a desert rose, just for you CAM. Sleep well habibti. Xx

Who needs a car plan when you can have a camel instead?

Sorry I'm so late :( I was thinking of CAM and family at 10:30 but unable to access phone. Have searched and not found much suitable but this made me chuckle.

Rest in peace sweet CAM. It was good to know you xxxxxx

R.I.P CAM. Was thinking of you this morning sweetheart, sleep tight.xxxxxx

I played this on the evening of the day that I learned that CAM had gone to her long sleep.

I'm sure that she would forgive the ad and any errors.

Rest well, girl.

;)

Greetings from the night shift! Here is my camel picture for CAM. It's checking out a dodgy looking pyramid.

I have a bit of investigative work that needs doing in the UAE at the moment. CAM would have done an excellent job and some Bot Watchers are having trouble finding anyone to help. Please PM me if you are in that part of the world and can help. CAM was doing some very good work out there. Miss you x

my friend has joined Magnetix mlm, they sell magnetic bracelets that are supposed to heal all ailments. And chakra badges. Help!

My UW bot is very busy posting cryptic messages about exciting new services coming soon - message me for details hun x Why not just tell us about them? Why so secretive? (That's a rhetorical question btw).

HL bot is all over the local press about opening a new 'Wellness centre', local dignitaries were at the opening . I'm sure she's opened one before and it closed after a year & a half. This one really makes me spit feathers as there are a lot of vulnerable and very young (17/18 year olds) becoming involved.

Also, I went to a large local country show recently and the craft tent was rammed with mlmers and people selling imported tat - including FL and at least 2 magnet floggers. Smacked of desperation and zero creativity. Very few actual craft stalls. Such a shame as it has put me off going in the craft tent next year - I just marched through avoiding eye contact.

My FL bots are exceptionally quiet at the moment - small mercy

I'd be so tempted to ask any Herbalife adherent what they made of the FTC charges.

Or even whether they were buying/had bought shares.

I do have one, and she's in my expat club. I can't really ask her though as the expression would be impossible to hide. She came to a gathering we had and was talking about the "chemicals in food" and how HL's crap was better...I had a rictus grin trying to stop myself violently disagreeing with her (it wasn't the time or the place).

At our Christmas do I might get pissed enough to risk it....