MLM Bot Watch 25 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld (RIP)

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Yup. Keep on going, fodder bots

another good one sponge! Its a constant evil refrain, to keep the poor bots attending meetings, paying for the 4CC and loading the credit cards up - and its all lies.

But how does anyone know they were about to be successful if they gave up? It's nonsensical.

It's aimed at the 'waverers' though, of course.

'If only I'd gone to that Success Day, if only I'd prospected that supermarket queue, if only my mindset had been better....'

Hooray, a small success!

I made a formal complaint to the National Blood Service about their displaying Herbalife products in donor centres.

I've just had a phone call from a lovely staff member saying that it was a trial project and they had had a lot of complaints about it, and they apologised for upsetting donors, and for not being more aware of the company, and it won't happen again.

....they had had a lot of complaints about it....

That's really good news Cozie and has really cheered me up. We CAN make a difference!

I just hope that Herbalife bots don't keep reusing the photos ad infinitum

Can someone clarify something that popped up on an fb friends forever living update. She says she's got a team of 500 or something? So basically she's suckered 500 people into buying the start up kit?

Possibly megle, or she might have signed up 4, who then signed up more below them. They would also be considered to be in her team I think.

Yes I agree, those are below her in the pyramid therefore part of her 'team'

She recruits 3, they each recruit 3 and so on, it doesn't take many levels down to get to 50

500 I meant

As cheekysmile says its likely in her entire downline. It's probably exaggerated too.
I see one recently married top bot is really upping her game in terms of trying to recruit. Wants to bring on 12 people in next two months of something (I fell asleep reading the post).
Obviously her current team have slowed the hell down. The whole thing stinks of desperation!

I may have posted this before, or one very like it, but it popped up on my newsfeed and gave me the rage.

Anyone know a good decorator as my mansion needs completely redecorating?

Anyone recommend a good place to have my Range Rover valeted?

And so on and on

crass
my FL bot is offering to mentor 3 people to help them build a business from home as she has some free time now the kids are back at school

Oh that's a good one.

My bot has posted pics of her son going off to private school and is grateful to Forever who have made it possible for him to transfer there from his state primary ......erm, are you sure it's not because his older sibling has just finished at private school aged 16 , private school you managed to pay for way before joining FL!

Thanks all.

I read her posts with the world's biggest face on so knew she was bullshitting in some way.

Lots of pics of wee ones in posh uniforms by top bots

I might create a taxonomy of 'attraction marketing' pics

Grinning kids in private school uniform
Big car
Old farmhouse to completely gut and restore
Designer shoes
Designer luggage
Prosecco

Yes, Spongebobette I've seen the aspirational 'first day back at PRIVATE school' shots today from two of my watched bots. One says 'thank God for Arbonne so I can give my kids the best start in life'. The other credits FL with the same thing, both are known to me in RL and they've both forgotten to mention their partners who have not #sackedtheboss and are earning handsomely in their non-pyramid jobs to support this costly MLM hobby their partners have.

Yes, a hobby/ way to show off/ way to seem like a highpowered businesswoman but all what is presented on FB is very superficial

Does anyone else wonder what these bots say to the other private school parents who ask them what they do for a living?

"I peddle aloe shit and mislead and lie to vulnerable people" isn't really going to impress is it?

Norbert

"I am a Global Business Coach and Six Figure Income Builder"

then

"can I interest you in an amazing business opportunity?"