MLM Bot Watch 25 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld (RIP)

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at which point any sane person would run for the hills (and advise their child against any play dates with the bot's child!)

They are #mumtrepeneurs don't you know huns

A sponsored ad on Facebook from a top bot is telling me she has built the 5th largest company in the world. She flipping hasn't! What blatant lies. And loads of people are liking it and asking for more information.

If you look all the people saying yes are already in the business, hence why she doesn't reply to them.

My child will now likely go to private school as I quit FL and my hubby no longer has to spend his hard earned on FL crap

Forever crass - what level did you reach in FL and did you make any money?

toobusy I see that the comments are all from other bots who are tagging their down lines or potential new victims.

Recruiting seems to be top of the agenda again

Yes, there are loads of posts tagging potential victims at the beginning and then the 'yes please' comments start.

Something I've noticed on these posts is that you can put an angry face on for a like and I don't think they can be deleted. Just saying.

Googlepoodle I was a manager. I did make money about £17k over a year (but that's really low for the amount of time I put in).

And did you have to rely on recruitment for that - I think there is a recruitment incentive for them at the moment. Or could you sell the productd

What does this actually mean?

Hhhhhhhmmmmm, so over in Chat, MNHQ are deleting all criticisms of FL, at the request of FL

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2726507-what-is-Forever-Living?msgid=63470535#63470535

So, play nice or the scissors will be out. Maybe post loads and loads of meaningless 'positive' memes. That's probably OK.

I've posted on that thread. Wonder if I've broken any rules. I don't see how I have.

Definitely had to recruit as the main bulk of the money comes from having a downline the actual profit from products is ok but you would have to sell a shed load to make any money!

Did you see MN reason for deleting some comments on the thread mentioned below?

Also look at this for total brainwashing nonsense.....use the products or you can't make us lots of money!!!

That is such a badly written sentence, in that pic!!

My five-year-old can construct better sentences than that!

A sponsored ad on Facebook from a top bot is telling me she has built the 5th largest company in the world. She flipping hasn't! What blatant lies. And loads of people are liking it and asking for more information

Total shit. According to Forbes, Berkshire Hathaway (owned by Warren Buffet) is the fifth largest company in the world.

Unless they're employing some laughable criteria such as number of 'recruitees'. If so, it's a fairly stupid measure to use, as it highlights that downline recruitment, rather than products sales, is the backbone of the business.

forevercrass re the pic you posted. I remember a youtube video from a certain bot telling everyone in the audience (at a success day) to use 25 different products every day, then listing all the ones she allegedly used. What a fucking joke. No wonder #THEY.ARE.THE.CUSTOMER.

I remember that too Cats

In a day I use shampoo, conditioner, shower gel, hand soap, toothpaste, occasionally hair oil, face powder, mascara, deodorant... Nope can't get to 25...

You are clearly not drinking the aloe gloop then yazoonique

Darn it you're right.

We're all forevers now aren't we? Might change back to Twunk

Oh this is nice, feel like "me" again

Hmmm - looks like three of LTW's top #bossbabes are off to create a "new beginning". Rats leaving a sinking ship perhaps?

Rats leaving sinking ship to join another pirate ship?

Yes it would seem that LTW has lost its most booby vocal bot.