MLM Bot Watch 23 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

[ForeverYazoonique]

Still going strong here at bot watch HQ on MN!

Previous thread here

Botwatch on Wordpress and on Facebook

Timeless Vie on Wordpress and on Facebook

Eyespeying's Blog aka #manhun, even if he's been banned by MNHQ

Hommetepreneur on Facebook

NEW Link to the Daily Mail article of 20 May 2016 regarding an ex-bot's treatment at the hands of her 'spline' at Forever Living UK

NEW Link to NastashaBarnbotShingles' refutation of the above.

We have our own regularly returning bots to tell us how bullying and hateful we are.

Glossary:

Bots: our affectionate name for victims of the MLM racket

MLM: Multi-level Marketing schemes - essentially pyramid schemes that are just legal because you sell a product. Reliant upon constant recruitment despite there not being enough people in the world to go beyond about 12 levels if everyone recruited 6.

Downline/Upline: the people you recruited and those who recruited you (going up and down the pyramid inverted funnel)

Timeless Vie: Parody of MLM schemes (though you might spot one in particular) that also carries out fearless investigative work

Hommetrepreneur: also excellent parody site focussing on the menz

BotWatch: Rather more serious, keeps an eye on what the Bots are claiming next, particularly in reference to health and income claims. Also fearless.

Inverted Funnel: Timeless Vie is NOT a pyramid - it's an inverted Funnel, OK?

Eyes: Our former member Eyespying who knows LOTS about MLM schemes. He's still our very own #manhun.

Twunk (AKA ForeverYazoonique) has a bottle of Banana Yazoo in her fridge. She's still too afraid to drink it. Yahoo is important as seems to be the primary retail product for Life Tree World.

Just walking into aldi, did we establish if they should be paying us instead of the other way round?

Not sure what a 'spline' is

I meant upline.

Damn you autocorrect.

Google I reckon just don't pay for your shopping. Should be fine. Tell them Natasha said it was OK and we're on a retainer.

Right then! Place markey! No more spamming please barnbot and associated randomers. The link is right there! Nice first post forever!
#Vivelaresistance

#laterz haterz

I am STILL Spartacus

Oh... BTW Ive got a onetime only offer on parslaii cream, pm me hunz! I will generously donate all of the money taken to my holiday fund.

#sohumble

I like the gin at Aldi, if we are getting some kind of sponsorship deal can it include free gin please? Thanks!

I CAN'T GET ALDI GIN!

You can't sell spirits in supermarkets in NL.

It's tragicomical.

No it's tragic. Just tragic.

Jeez! That is tragic forever!

Noooo!! this is why we need sponsorship then. So we can post it to you. It's imperative.

When I went back to the UK recently it was like a shopper's paradise. It was heaven. John Lewis! Huge Marksies! Waitrose! Even Asda Home and Sainsburys!

cozie are you willing to spill the beans yet, about your alleged involvement with the oh so secret MNHQ NWO conspiracy as highlighted by barnbot?

#scandalinateacup

Cozie do send me some gin.

Well we are coming up to June so prepare for bots leaving FL. Actually I predict a couple of months of increased effort - "woohoo we can do this!" type thing...then the inevitable slide....

Just sayin...

Wouldn't it be good if someone invented powdered gin, just add water. Then we could send you a few sackloads, forever.

Thanks for the new Fred forever

Good intro too

Haha, just saw this on fb

www.southendnewsnetwork.com/news/self-employed-facebook-user-doing-incredibly-well-with-their-business-opportunity/

Love it caffeinator! 😂😂😂

Welcome!!

Love it caffeinator

Ooooooo jinx! (As my sons keep saying)

Great minds forever 😉😂

So, just to recap... We are still waiting for barnbots answers to the following questions.

How much Aloe do you need to shift to make £350,000' per year?

Did you seek approval from FL when you did the interview (that wasnt used) and prior to that blog post?

What is your response to the screenshot of your post dated the 23rd of december, posted by Stopfaffing?

Where is your evidence of slander by those who oppose your chosen business industry?

What is your response to Rex contributing money to an anti gay cause (only because you claimed that the DM have ostracised an entire religion so whats good for the goose and all that!)

Were you implying in your blogpost that the editor of the DM deliberatley hacked and twisted Antonia Hoyles article to present a mistruth to the readers?

Do you have a response to the fact that some members have seen evidence of bullying type behaviour by you specifically? (Allegedly)

Is/was loves an FBO?

I believe their were other questions that I may have forgotten, so please anyone feel free to add to my list!

I'd still like to know how you sell aloe gloop without making any health claims.

rubs hands with glee in anticipation of an aldi sponsorship

Place marking folks, nothing new to add , but absolutely loving the saga thats been going on. Im convinced more than ever that the bots live in their own little bubble. Dont like the stories about the bullying and nastiness though, but admire the ex - bots for having the courage to come forward and tell their stories. carry on the good work .