MLM Bot Watch 18- chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc

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That answers my question then, lol. Thought she'd implied that she'd 'bought' it? Selling it already? taps side of nose

Sorry to just drop this in and not read all the chat tonight but real job is swamping me!

Anyway, my new #manhun LazyManandMoney pointed me in the direction of this amlmskeptic.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/humor-item-bad-argument-generator.html?m=1
(Only briefly scanned it! Stupid real life )

I tried too dolly

#teameyes

Arbonne had their conference in Vegas over the weekend and this is their highlights video. Weird isn't it, it's like they are all worshipping at the church of Arbonne, to the God of face cream. Reminds me of those Christian Rock bands who hold their hands in the air to praise God while they are singing.

16,500 participants. I wonder how much they made from that?

I think the tickets are about £200 each, so I would think they'll have made a nice profit!

Bots happily liking the SA #fgr16 conference updates..

"Forever seriously spoil us a being part of the elite global leadership team - gob smacked at my $20,000 spending money for the trip - on top of that its the little thoughtful things that blow me away like coming back to my room to find a snack pack with lots of delicious and healthy treats!" Cue photo of bottles of champagne, smoked salmon and caviar box of cherry juice, museli bars and bags of nuts.

Not exactly my idea of luxury, but then I'm a deluded JOB type

The bot couple in SA I know have apparently been given a prepaid FL Credit card with £2,500 on it to spend. Strangely, it's only in the husband's name and not a joint named card?

can you take photos from a hot air ballon?

Just seen loads of shots from the floor but none that indicate they actually went up in it!

Is 'fake it til you make it' Going strong out there?

I don't think you an have a joint named card orange. Also, isn't it the case that there is only 1 'main' business owner even if it is a couple?

I've been in a hot air balloon bear and have hundreds of pics that I took from the air and just one on the ground (after we'd landed and the basket was on its side).

A well known renter bot only got $12,500 to spend. Obviously some are doing better than others if someone else got $20,000!
The elite stayed at the Michelangelo Hotel for one night and then went on safari.

That makes sense bear as the female half in the bot couple still has her own, legitimate business going. BUT, if FL was sooooooo amazing and paid sooooooo well she wouldn't need her other business, would she? #stillnotsackingthebossevenafter4yearsofpeddlingFL'cosreallyIdon'tmakeasmuchasIpretendto

I think it's quite funny that they're all showing off their pre-loaded credit cards.

Has no one ever told them it's uncouth to competitively brag about money

Re: hot air balloons.

Is it advisable to go up in a hot air balloon if you are pregnant....................just, erm, wondering..........

My bot took all her photos from the ground. Not a single photo up in the air!

I'm actually prepared to believe that there are a few favoured MLM people - a very, very few in proportion to the number of adherents - who make a shed load of money from the organisation's activities. It doesn't, for me, address the issue of where that money came from though. (And who suffered while it was being scraped together.)

What were the words inscribed over the Gate of Hell in Dante's Divine Comedy?

'Abandon hope all ye who enter here' - or very similar in the original.

Maybe substitute 'morals' or 'ethics' for 'hope'?

Oh fuck I've realised my cousin is an Arbonne bot and has been in Vegas!

Did she feature in that bonkers evangelical worshippy video Twunk?

another one

Norbert you are quite right about how uncouth it is to brag about money but what makes it so much worse is much of it isn't even true!

If they actually posted the truth like:-

-Look at me near a hot air balloon but note I didn't actually go up in it

-Look at my preloaded credit card that I could tell you had any balance on at all as you'll never know any different

-Look at me standing next to a car in a car showroom I have no intention of purchasing.

-Look at me in Business Class which I had to pay for myself as it doesn't take a genius to work out I didn't qualify with the required cc's to earn it for free

It wouldn't quite have the same ring to them..............

It irritates me beyond belief that they seriously think the rest of us believe this shite.

Go wash your mouth out with soap, orange, for mentioning the 'T' word.