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My bot is banging on about the Global Rally and about how well "we" are treated by the company, all the luxury trips "we" get etc as if she's there and part of it but she's not.

She adds that she "will" be there next year ..... yeah, right, you better get saving now then hun! and wave goodbye to all those friends and family that you'll piss off on the way in order to recruit and sell

I have just been looking at the amazing Warmbaths resort. Under £9 a night in the hotel for two people including breakfast from what I can tell. The trip adviser reviews are odd, almost like people don't understand the rating system. Lots of four and five star reviews with nothing positive to say

Is it just me that thinks of North Korea when bots talk about 'leaders'?

My bot's up line is in SA and bit is saying she will be there next year too. I might be being harsh but I'm sure she said that last year too

Bot not bit!

Everyone eeking with excitement in anticipation of the oversized cheques presentation? Anyone know what currency they are in? Sincerely hope they're not in Zimbabwe dollars...

And all my bots are banging on about the fabulous new products they've just launched. God, they look so shit it's not even laughable.

Any word of aloecryogenics? I haven't been approached to share my expertise on the matter that's for sure.

Main topic of conversation appears to be what their cheque receiving outfits are like

The DM have an article about Grand Designs houses that are for sale .

I've just gained a jamberrybot

I feel really bad for her, she's a really nice girl but I don't know her well enough to say anything.

My bot's also posting about how she'll be at the global rally next year - I guess they've all been asked to do so based on comments above. She's also overly excited about the fact her upline (many levels up - top UK bot apparently) got a free bag of snacks in her room.

Knowing what we know, it's sad isn't it?

These desperate, deluded people churning out the predictable soundbites "excited" "awesome" "eeeek" about something that isn't even real in order to "sell the lifestyle" sign up more downlines.

I suspect a free bag of snacks is quite big - in context - penguins. I see from the rules that you're not allowed to bring (among the humongous list) food or snacks into the venue. (They can be bought inside.)

'Snacks' are probably worth their weight in gold.

My JP bot has just been promoted. In her own business.

How does that work, when you are the boss to start with?

I don't understand Jamberry, it's the same as Minx which you can go to a nail place and they put it on for you (all professional and proper like) and it lasts for about 3-4 weeks.

Why would you buy these Jamberry wraps which you put on yourself and they end up looking like a shower of shit? Ah well! The mind boggles.

Also, my FL bots have been spamming FB - it's very draining clicking the unfollow button so much

Hello! Lurker here! Have been a long time "unfan" (completely made up word) of FL for a while and pleased to have found these threads. I've been reading for a week or so now. Keep up the great work of bot blasting!! Oh, and bring back Eyes

Ah the MLM mystery Global - when is an independent business owner not an independent business owner?

Welcome orange!

A week? I think you deserve some sort of medal! I have none so here is a

Thanks Twunk. Sadly, I don't have my own bot as they daren't approach me as they know my feelings regarding FL but I am friends with people who are friends with 2 local bot couples and their bot couple underlings. Makes for interesting reading!

Welcome, orange.

It's just wampum, bumping. A little limited though so I, for one, wouldn't be surprised if they were swallowed up by one of the bigger fish in fairly short order.

One of the new forever products launched in South Africa appears to be orange cordial... they're just taking the mickey now aren't they?

The "beverage flavour enhancer" as it's called which is nothing short of hilarious! My username is kind of ironic then haha!! ;)

www.dailymail.co.uk/property/article-3545681/Grand-Designs-sale-TV-homes-owners-tidy-profit.html

Ah Bumping I use a very popular and busy hair/ beauty salon in my city to get my nails done. No one has requested Minx nail wraps for 2 years. They have stock worth a couple of hundred quid that they will be selling on EBay shortly. For salon users the nail wrap market has gone. They can be bought in for a couple of quid.

And what baffles me more is that Jamberry is an Australian to UK import. My Aus expat friends tell me that what Australia has now the UK had 5 years ago. . Good luck with that...

Mn say Eyes can't come back
I've asked
Not sure what the story is, but I think it's final