Glossary:
Bots: our affectionate name for victims of the MLM racket
MLM: Multi-level Marketing schemes - essentially pyramid schemes that are just legal because you sell a product. Reliant upon constant recruitment despite there not being enough people in the world to go beyond about 12 levels if everyone recruited 6.
Downline/Upline: the people you recruited and those who recruited you (going up and down the pyramid inverted funnel)
Timeless Vie: Parody of MLM schemes (though you might spot one in particular) that also carries out fearless investigative work
Hommetrepreneur: also excellent parody site focussing on the menz
BotWatch: Rather more serious, keeps an eye on what the Bots are claiming next, particularly in reference to health and income claims. Also fearless.
Inverted Funnel: Timeless Vie is NOT a pyramid - it's an inverted Funnel, OK?
Eyes: Our very own Eyespying who knows LOTS about MLM schemes. He has his own Bond Lair and Bond Girls. Occasionally verbose but beginning to make some actually rather funny jokes! He's our very own #manhun. Don't say tragicomic cultic adherents as all of us have to down a litre of vodka.
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