MLM Bot Watch 13 - Chat about the tragicomical cultic racket (hic) of MLMs Forever Living, Younique, Jamberry, It works, (insert name of Utah MLM here) with posts by Eyes & jokes & desperate Bots

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Desperate spin tactics by Bots, who don't answer questions (keep your expectations low huns xo xo)

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White cars are a magnet for doggers too - really easy to spot in lay-bys and car parks which makes it easy to recruit when they're on the job. There's even a script for it.

"Eeeeek! What a big torch you have: all the better for flashing with, eh Hun? I'm in a bit of a rush tonight - don't know if I'm coming or going - but I know you're really good at fibbing and misrepresenting figures and I think you'd be ideal for this amaaaaaaayzing business opportunity. I've got to go now, the gearstick's getting in the way and hubby says that sparks are flying off the mitten, but shall we meet in the staff canteen on Monday to discuss it further? Great, excellent. We'll meet at 2pm - the Chief Constable won't be around then because she'll be busy at St Mary's on the Aloe Ward recruiting NHS staff. Wow .... your helmet's enormous!"

I'm gonna laminate a photo of a pyramid and patent that. Eeeeek!

I'll have to defer to your apparent expertise in that area, BS.

cozie I'm only relaying fascinating knowledge a judge once shared with me. He used to go to these gatherings in disguise, i.e without his wig so he wouldn't get recognised by lurking journalists or the police! 😂😂

A likely story!

Has parslaii scent been patented, it looks like Jo Malone is trying to get in on the TV act

Now I'm thinking 'foodie' thoughts, why isn't there an 'aloe sprinkle'? You know - sort of like fish food that they could sprinkle on anything they were cooking. It could be a really high-margin offering.

Darn it - those guys really need me in their New Product Development Team or whatever it's called. I could wear a white coat and everything!

That's plain old parsley, Tupper. We have the glorious parslaii!

This week I am mostly studying Ariix. Heres the first video. Stereotypical Mormon mlm doom scaremongering to sell capitalist con for salvation.
Ermahgerd. Behbeh with COAL in her blood!! She needs to detoxify!

I'm giving extra marks for the doctor, just incase you're not convinced, he's wearing his I YAM DOCTEH costume just to hammer that point home.

Bananasmel I had to laugh at the laminated pictures lady! I have visions of her carrying round them round in her handbag and whipping them out left, right and centre like flashcards whenever she meets a potential victim.

As a Business Owner I bet she rushed out and bought the laminator for her home office 'cos having a laminator makes it a legit business doesn't it, just like having a neatly ordered range of highlighters and a matching stapler and hole punch does?

I'm waiting for Eau d'Ordure to be launched. 😊

A white coat would match the white cars, Cozie.

They're coming to take me away, haha!

I'm just waiting for TV to launch the appropriate parfumerie.

I have a laminator (does A3 and reverses too). Does that make me a Business Owner (or just a laminator owner ).

"Has parslaii scent been patented, it looks like Jo Malone is trying to get in on the TV act"
As cosie said, "That's plain old parsley, Tupper. We have the glorious parslaii!"

And of course Jo Malone still cling to that fusty-old-and-dated 1960s retail model, where paid "salespeople" work in "shops" and sell perfume to "customers". Our TV is part of the cutting-edge-new-paradigm, where TV IBOs pay to purchase their own product. Can't see Jo Malone lasting long :)

Do you really believe in your laminator, stopfaffing? I think that that is crucial to the question.

sminky that's great and the hackneyed doctor outfit is hilarious. Looks like a Dr costume for a 5-y-old bought from Poundland!

BTW Roy Strand pushes USANA as well.

They have doctor costumes at Poundland?

(Even if they don't currently, I'm sensing new opportunities. This thread has really energised me. )

So e bots are much better at the whole Facebook thing than others aren't they?

I think my granny would have said something like 'Better is as better does.' The MLMs seem to have seized the opportunities presented by eg social media and Internet but I'm getting the strong impression that they haven't recognised the pitfalls.

"You haven't got enough aloe in your diet"

Said no doctor or dietician ever

not much makes me angry, but wtf are people calling those thing s"pancakes" When they quite clearly aren't cooked in a pan

It's as stupid as calling yourself a "business owner" when everyone else in the world can see you are a glorified customer

Some have certainly not realised the pitfalls of pimping your life out in public on social media!

....and they just keep digging Smiinky...

Saw this one and thought of you eyes m.demotivateur.fr/article-buzz/manger-du-fromage-serait-aussi-addictif-que-certaines-drogues-dures-selon-de-nombreuses-etudes-tout-s-explique--3620

I think maybe we need to set up a cheese based MLM....

Am I being unreasonable to think it's a bit hypocritical to talk about people being bullied for their sexual orientation while being an aloe bot for Rex Maughan?