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MLM-Bot Watch 5 - Juice+, Forever Living, Younique, Arbonne, newbie ARIIX, and our own Parslai-powered Timeless Vie

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acatcalledjohn · 02/02/2016 13:36

As you were, team, as you were.

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acatcalledjohn · 04/02/2016 23:06

Yup, put those together. Can you imagine her posting this on her own page?

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acatcalledjohn · 04/02/2016 23:08

Maybe we should notify the organisers how much of a scam FL is.

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sminkypink · 04/02/2016 23:09

well that would always be my first response to anyone trying to prospect me for their mlm - I will boycott any organisation that donates to Christian fundamentalist orgs, bankrolls campaigns against equality and gay rights and funds far right politics.
Somehow I don't think there's a 'feels/felt' script to answer that.
I've been watching bot training while I work for the past two days and making notes of the books and cds they recommend #laptoplifestyle #meh #yesIdocallthiswork #Iamsittingherewritingfrigginginvoicesat11pm
Look at the books you can buy that have been written by fundies to train you in your mlm swindle business.
Biblical secrets. How incredible. Rip people off for Jesus. for the love of God

MLM-Bot Watch 5 - Juice+, Forever Living, Younique, Arbonne, newbie ARIIX, and our own Parslai-powered Timeless Vie
MrGrumpy01 · 04/02/2016 23:09

That makes sense then, lays bare the stark reality that way.

sminkypink · 04/02/2016 23:10

dadandmum they're probably all bots by now, they'll have been prospected to fuck. I would send flowers to all of them, 'with sympathy.'

MrGrumpy01 · 04/02/2016 23:15

I am not sure there is much biblical teaching about creating wealth, if anything it is the total opposite.

'It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for rich man to enter the kingdom of God.' Matthew 19:23

Doesn't exactly fit in with the idea of making yourself loads of money.

DayToDayShit · 04/02/2016 23:17

I have shit through the eye of a needle before

Eyespying · 04/02/2016 23:25

Here's another 'MLM' flock getting fleeced for Bot-watchers to look out for.

'Market America' a.k.a. 'Market United Kingdom'

www.marketamericaevents.com/unitedkingdom.html

Mootpointer · 04/02/2016 23:26

sminky that author DJ is revered in FL and most likely across the mlm spectrum. Has script books, colour personality books and ' rock your biz' books aplenty that are highly recommended! Total Bollox.
Little pic of some FL training about colour your prospects - helps snare them easier.

MLM-Bot Watch 5 - Juice+, Forever Living, Younique, Arbonne, newbie ARIIX, and our own Parslai-powered Timeless Vie
Mootpointer · 04/02/2016 23:37

Free webinar JL style!!
Think I'm washing my hair

MLM-Bot Watch 5 - Juice+, Forever Living, Younique, Arbonne, newbie ARIIX, and our own Parslai-powered Timeless Vie
Traged · 04/02/2016 23:41

Moot

It's 'washing my cat'.

Coined by another poster who was invited to a Younique party.

:)

sminkypink · 04/02/2016 23:44

Mootpointer, I found some pdfs on usenet whilst searching for network marketing literature, which were meant for both mlm training and pick up artists. They used that colour coding.
RooshV and FLBots studying the same literature, written by fundies. You couldn't make it up.

Mootpointer · 04/02/2016 23:45

This one's a cracker Bot says "Was chatting to ..... yesterday and they spoke about an exercise at Network Skills Training last ... Everyone had to write down all the Forever products they used that morning before attending the training....

So if the basis of a very, very successful business is to firstly be your own best customer then how are you doing? When you get passionate about your products you will make a profit...

Here's a picture of our bathroom cabinet and here's the products I've used so far today.... please join in and list yours..

Shampoo, Conditioner, Relaxing Shower Gel, Relaxing Lotion, Sonya Cleanser, Toner, Serum and Balancing Cream... Alluring Eye Cream.... Deodorant, Aloe Lips...
Aloe Berry Nectar, Pro-biotic, Arctic Sea, Garcina, Forever Lean, Argi+, Vitamin C...
Forever Ultra 'shake, Bee Pollen and Forever Fibre....
Flawless BB Cream, Forever Blusher, Lipstick and Mascara....

And this eve' I'll have another shot of Aloe, take my make-up off with Aloe Eye Make-up remover and take Royal Jelly at bedtime......
27+

Extreme - not in the slightest as before starting with Forever, apart from the drinking Gel and a couple of supplements I was using all same/similar everyday products from the hight street and supermarket.... I simply have redirected my spend....."

MLM-Bot Watch 5 - Juice+, Forever Living, Younique, Arbonne, newbie ARIIX, and our own Parslai-powered Timeless Vie
sminkypink · 04/02/2016 23:45

traged saving that excuse, I don't think they have a feels/felt script for that retort either!

Patzy85 · 04/02/2016 23:54

Moot - that's probably about £4000 worth of FL products right there Wink

One of my bots was always very frugal and now uses everything FL. I don't know how anyone who isn't usually bothered by expensive things can be swayed into "redirecting" their spending this way.

The money you earn with FL vs the money you spend with FL is the real puzzler.

worcestersauce29 · 04/02/2016 23:56

acat

they are all in in together, self serving, her bots will of course vote

I live in a scary city lol

DollyTwat · 04/02/2016 23:56

This poor lady had gone to collect her bonus cheque of £70
Oh and a notebook, pen AND a brolly
It's not life changing is it, probably cost her that to get there

MLM-Bot Watch 5 - Juice+, Forever Living, Younique, Arbonne, newbie ARIIX, and our own Parslai-powered Timeless Vie
Patzy85 · 04/02/2016 23:59

Dolly - funny that the notepad is for her ideas as they're genuinely not allowed 'ideas', they can't veer from the plan. Doh!

lastuseraccount123 · 05/02/2016 00:02

blog over 15,000 views. HA

wanna do a post about the homophobic Rex but am biding my time.

DayToDayShit · 05/02/2016 00:08

Dolly - is that for real? A 70 quid cheque and a notebook and umbrella? 4th highest cheque in wales? WTF

Patzy85 · 05/02/2016 00:10

I just had a snoop re - RD and putting FL on the back burner and the meanies who naysay and the comments about us bot-watchers are basically:

• haters
• jealous of success
• low IQ
• hate seeing people do well

Hmmmmm....

crazycatlady26 · 05/02/2016 00:26

Anyone heard of Epic Lyfe? It's a new one that someone I don't even know has invited me to like her Facebook page. Bare with me til I edit some brilliant posts from the page. You won't believe their outrageous claims!

DollyTwat · 05/02/2016 00:28

Yes that's for real. I'm so very jealous

Yes meant to say the TV post is awesome

lastuseraccount123 · 05/02/2016 00:53

it's true. my one dream is life is to rent a barn conversion in the middle of nowhere and spend my days on skype, periscope etc flogging shitey mindset training to people i'm lying to. SO JELLY

DollyTwat · 05/02/2016 00:55

You forgot the brolly last. You could be in a BROLLY