MLM-bot watch - LIGHTHEARTED - continued discussion of Juice + Forever Living Younique etc as scams with laughing

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Continued LIGHT-HEARTED discussion here.

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Please keep this thread is bot-watching, sharing screenshots, random MLM info you find and other crazy shit, please and thankyou

And again, we could do none of this without all of you. Thank you.

ooo I wonder why

Hello Natasha! How does it feel to lie to entrap more victims? Does it feel good?

I found this from December, where she explains why she (NS) is buying a barn and not a council house...

Behaving like absolute scum, they are. Drawing women in with deception. I am pleased that buttons are beginning to be pushed. Very pleased.

mobiusgeek so you're trained that you never know where those diamonds will come from. You could sponsor someone who does it for a while and then quits (probability extremely high) so if they've sponsored someone then make sure you're still working with them as you will still get paid on their business and they could go manager too (so going deep in your downline)

Then also make sure you are always sponsoring new people into your business (going wide) if you're not always getting new people into your business what happens if the older ones quit or have to take time out?

There are people in the business who have built up to manager, then with circumstances a lot of their downline quit or leave and they have to start over again.

How do you buy a barn after only 18 months of being self employed? It has to be rented surely?

I'll just leave this here again shall I? Lest we forget.

Patzy85, check the date when the ad went up and the date of her. boast post. You cannot get a mortgage if you are self employed and with less than two years accounts. You'd also need a huge deposit, speaking because my partners brother did a few years back. £90k deposit, he paid, for a £250k flat.

So has she moved into the barn or were those pics just from a viewing they did?

in her post she said they were moving in on 1st Feb. if she had bought it she would have said that. she has deliberately avoided saying that she knows she will get called up on lying but hopes that bots will think she has bought it. it is definitely rented.

Judging by the dates of her posting of signing a contract, I dont think she'll be in the rental just yet, maybe Feb - sorry this ad had the date it went up. Its a bargain, but like Coops castle, its probably proving hard to sell.

That's what I thought sminky!

Con artists, that is the only job title they need.

I love that they're clearly aware of these boards and the fact that it is going to be hitting their customers/victims. Must be devastating to see that not everyone wants aloe vera crap or do join them in their 'freedom' (it's soooo freeing spending all your time trying to sell lip balms and fake lifestyles!)

Thanks both.

I've read all this thread and am trying to catch up on previous ones.

My FLbot has just been 'promoted' to Manager, she's been in FL about 18 months now so I'm waiting for her to start posting house and car pics.
And as an aside, how can you get 'promoted' when it's supposed to be your own business

I dont know whats worse though, the deception or that some people are so dozy they think its a realistic expectation to own a big house within months of starting a 'business'. What planet are they on? I went through it, pre credit crunch after six years of business and it was an absolute nightmare. Would be impossible now.
Still, no one deserves to get trapped in this cult.

Of course, all these little Brit Bots are trying to duplicate the example of the biggest of all FLBots, Rolf Kipp.

Kipp's bullshit flows from far more exotic locations, but what lies behind it, will be exactly the same.

Basically she didn't buy her house because she couldn't! And renting this was probably advised by her upline purely to sucker people in to the dream!

Imagine having to constantly impress people and smell of aloe vera

That vid is unintentionally hilarious.

And drink that disgusting gel. Yuk!

ah, got it! thanks, Ray!

it really is like trying to keep a whole row sports hall of plates spinning! Even if the riches were real which we know they're not!, i STILL don't think any of it would be worth the hassle!!!! you can NEVER rest regardless of what type of posh cushion you sleep on or what 'incentives' you may, or may not get.

My bot sighed and said to me (when we last spoke about it) "i really wish you could just see what i can". I repeated the same phrase back.

i have lost SO much respect for the person I used to love to bits. I can barely stand being in the same room now.

That Rolf Kipp video is one of my favourites. There's a similar style one of Jayne Leach somewhere

IT was still living in Hatfield on Sunday 17 Jan

Well said patsy!

You promise to transform lives then boast about your naff material possessions and wealth. Anyone with a passing interest can see this is a fleece. Obviously then you get your claws into the vulnerable and pour in your poison so they actually think this is a viable business. You are lowlife.

But do keep up the boasting, bragging and fake philanthropy. You bots for making our mission to expose you as the greedy immoral unethical fools that you are so easy. And you're giving us a right laugh at your expense.

It was a set of 3 pics ...1 of barn 1 of hottub 1 + 1 of IT sat at a table writing her 'country living' list !!! Made it sound as if IT had moved in already !!! Bullshit

sminky spotted it is also for sale £480,000. A snip.

Other pic is from her fb page and shows a furnished living room. Wonder what is going on? Is it her furniture?

She was buying her council house in July and claimed "Best bit..... Chairman's bonus will pay it off in April 2016! Stay focused ladies!! Xx". Then 6 months later she posted that screenshot upthread explaining why she was renting buying the barn.

I know this is supposed to be a lighthearted thread but I'm feeling quite angry. The whole thing is built on smoke and mirrors, and a lot of lies!

On a lighthearted note, I notice in addition to all of the "you go girl"s and "hunz" the Bots have to say "eeeeeeekkkkkkk !" a lot too.