MLm-bot watch - now including Timeless Vie!!

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Continuing the discussion of the MLMs Forever Living, Herbal Life, Juice Plus, Younique etc, plus our very own MN-MLM Timeless Vie!

www.facebook.com/timelessvie
twitter.com/timelessvie

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/legal_money_matters/2437667-MLM-bot-watch-FL-Juice-Plus-Younique-etc

That man speaks of how fabulous the Internet is for networking (recruiting) but equally it is bad for networking (recruiting) because everyone on mumsnet must know by now that fl is a scam to be avoided.

There are a group of women in one of my Facebook groups who I believe are FL bots, but never overtly mention it. They run a weight loss support group and are now advertising a cocktail evening where I can learn how to drink without getting a hangover. If that means swapping booze for aloe vera I'll pass.

pppft. bots. they're all the same.

The no hangover thing is definitely FL - they reckon if you take a couple of their forever lean tablets before you go out on the piss you don't get a hangover, regardless how much you drink.

I tried it once. Oooh did I try it...

Didn't work

I pointed that out at a friends FL party to the bot that was presenting (I didn't buy anything I just went to support my mate really). She shut me down so fast and didn't speak to me the rest of the night (the bot not my mate)

Surprise surprise Rolf Kipp also sells a book about FL. My damn iPad is being wonky tonight and won't let me link but it's called The Most Beautiful Business On Earth and will certainly be where lots of his income comes from. Another must-have tool for the bots.

Will anyone admit to being Pamela?
I salute you.

Ah! my bot constantly spouts the no hangover thing.

I commented on it about how FL promotes a healthy lifestyle and looking after the body yet you encourage people to take these two things (the lean tablets and aloe juice) and drink as much as they want. Drinking to excess really makes the liver work harder and does damage it then to suggest they try a 'detox' (clean 9) regularly is just going to mess up the body and cause all kinds of problems.

It was deleted but not before several bots told me I was talking out my arse

yeah, what would you know betty You didn't go to FL uni like THEY did.

Siwi Pamela rocks.

Friday night rock & roll. Had an old version of Photoshop on my PC. Had a play at making a profile pic and header for TV lastuser

omg I LOVE That!!!! thank you so much.

Will be uploaded in due course. BTW - have you tried it on FB yet? just to see how it works in the cover shot?

and for mobius!

I really need some more Bots on my facebook, I only have two. Nowhere near entertaining enough.

quite enjoying this photoshop lark...

i can't try it on FB but it should be fine. The only things that obstruct a banner is the profile pic square and the buttons. i think i made it to the right size.. fingers crossed...

don't worry, if it's not I will resize it. I learnt a lot creating the page.

LOVe the pics!!

heehee its not obvious, but i re-labeled some of the 'products' .. one says 'snake oil,' one says 'parslai' and another simply 'tat'

Awesome work Mobius, love the little details!

I need me one of them bags...!

They really do get everywhere. I'm part of a running forum and one lady is celebrating the time & distance she ran today. To thank everyone for their support she is willing to send out free samples of what keeps her going - inbox for details. There is also a link to a website, no prizes for guessing what it is!

Good grief Happy Aloe-ween everyone, I wonder which genius bot came up with that

Bot has just uploaded pic of a local private school prospectus with the hastags #dreamingbig #planningforthefuture #schools #post #postman #mywhy #motivation

If you didn't read the hashtags its obvious people would read the image as 'oh she is doing FL and sending kids to private school'

Truth is she is sending DC to nursery there which is just £30 a week more expensive than the 'average' nursery in our area per week so really not that expensive at all especially as the DC aren't going FT as implied by the other FB post.

Also have yet another pro planner pic followed by links to to youtube vids she has made on how to make the planners look pretty with stickers! which aren't FL branded... yet.

maybe thats what timeless Vie needs? stickers for our planners

Mobius: Truly excellent work on the TV products! I have to admit they put the TV ProPlanner to shame...

(So excited to be in on the ground floor of this fantastic business!:) )