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MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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lastuseraccount123 Thu 30-Jul-15 18:26:57

today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

TalcumMucker Thu 30-Jul-15 19:35:53

One of my bots posted this gem today hmm

Annie65 Thu 30-Jul-15 19:55:28

My FLbot is getting very excited over some FL cleaning product, its cleaned a stain at the bottom of her stairs. grin

CainInThePunting Thu 30-Jul-15 20:19:44

I like it, a bit like Spring Watch but Bot Watch instead grin

Thereyouarepeter Thu 30-Jul-15 20:32:59

my newest bot has started recruiting to her team exactly 3 days after starting out...because it's all about the products

AssembleTheMinions Thu 30-Jul-15 20:37:37

Mines on day 3 of her clean9. Apparently its absolutely delicious and the lbs are dropping off.

lastuseraccount123 Thu 30-Jul-15 20:57:45

LOL talcum

no diet is well-balanced without aloe, apparently.

lastuseraccount123 Thu 30-Jul-15 20:58:35

the photos implying miraculous health amazingness of FL products are still up inspite of my complaint. Just sayin'

Groovee Thu 30-Jul-15 21:01:30

I have an #itworks one! Who today raved about how after 3 days #Thrive has changed her whole medical history. hmmsad

lastuseraccount123 Thu 30-Jul-15 21:06:34

wow, her whole medical history? that's amaaaazing

bettyberry Thu 30-Jul-15 22:58:00

All her medical history? does that mean she has flipped an X chromosome to a Y too?

bettyberry Thu 30-Jul-15 22:59:57

bot is on an #ad run again. This time is stuff for pregnancy and has tagged all the pregnant ladies on her feed. #aloeboss #aloebabies

Groovee Thu 30-Jul-15 23:09:20

Yeah it's a miracle that she is cured from her diagnosises. Maybe a Y chromosome by the weekend. However the #thrive woman who introduced her to it has been missing in action for 8 days!

throwingpebbles Fri 31-Jul-15 07:30:07

<hops on thread>

scribblescrabble Fri 31-Jul-15 08:23:27

Mine has been pretty unoriginal this week, mainly just #buildingmybusiness and #watchingmyfamilygrow ... She was in the top 10 of the hundred bots in her team ... Not sure what the criteria was, I fear it may have just been alphabetical!

DevaDiva Fri 31-Jul-15 08:30:48

My FL bot (who I know and is lovely but misguided and has tried to recruit me 3 times) is currently on a series of posting links to clips that show people doing inspirational, positive things wink

Groovee Fri 31-Jul-15 08:33:38

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bettyberry Fri 31-Jul-15 08:47:32

Mine is sharing messages about the environment. I did ask her how a monoculture like this is sustainable and environmentally responsible. * tumbleweed *

PosterEh Fri 31-Jul-15 08:49:59

Shouldn't that be #tumbleweed, betty? grin

lazycoo Fri 31-Jul-15 10:52:04

Do they work to cleanse the earth of two million tonnes of carbon by ensuring the overpriced shite ends up in landfill? I see they've steered away from using the term 'carbon capture' but it's pretty clear what they're driving at. Forever are creepy AF hmm

bettyberry Fri 31-Jul-15 11:41:42

haha It seems to be that way!

Its classic green washing. We are pure and natural. why don't you sell us an actual plant or two and stop with the additives? We care for the environment. Why do you use petroleum based packaging, harvest in one country, bottle in another then ship world wide?

Ok, the plastic packaging applies to almost everything but you get the idea.

lastuseraccount123 Fri 31-Jul-15 19:20:55

HURRY!!!!
Only 1 day left to order any products with a massive 15% off!!! Order going through at 10pm tonight so don't miss out!!
Get in touch today!! <----------FLbot

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lastuseraccount123 Fri 31-Jul-15 19:27:06

also, as of today the bs testimontial photos are STILL up and there's no sign of anyone being fired. t-minus 4 days since I complained to FL complaince UK.

Toobusytowee Fri 31-Jul-15 19:36:47

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