MLm-bot watch - now including Timeless Vie!!

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Continuing the discussion of the MLMs Forever Living, Herbal Life, Juice Plus, Younique etc, plus our very own MN-MLM Timeless Vie!

www.facebook.com/timelessvie
twitter.com/timelessvie

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/legal_money_matters/2437667-MLM-bot-watch-FL-Juice-Plus-Younique-etc

Emma Coopers off to Australia to do a talk, wonder if shes on her own or with her family. Will be interesting to see how long she is there for, its a long way to go just for a chat.

Excellent analysis mobius and link cheeky! Many thx.

Please also don't forget the "hidden" kickbacks from motivational tools and meetings. As I never tire of pointing out - emptying whole rooms of people in the process :) - FL makes loads from the success days. If you can fill the O2 (20k capacity) @ £30 a pop that's a lot of money to share among the top pins. As per Amway, of course

Let's hope she stays there, Annie. It's where we used to send criminals in days of old...

My bot Is 'thinking' of doing an event with tickets for all the local bots. Basically teaching them how to set up shots of instagram and such

My bot posted one of those 'keep calm' posters. It's green and states:

'Keep Calm and Drink Aloe Vera'

Sounds horrid

Fucking hell

'Because we care so deeply, our hearts are breaking for our ASEA associates in Mexico right now.'

We don't quite care deeply enough to give a glittery shit about the rest of the population of Mexico

You just don't understand the paradigm shifting science.

Thank fuck I don't. For a second there I thought I was the gullible type

Haha has anyone seen the vid where shes thinks shes "lost" her son and shes conveniently hid in a cupboard next to her.

Anyone else been invited to Aloe-een?! I have a recently converted bot on fb, young child, classic fl target. I'm finding it really sad actually. She keeps liking my posts and photos despite never having done so in the past. Her mum and mine are good friends and I've tried explaining the whole mlm thing to my mum, but she doesn't really get it. Luckily no chance of her being sucked in as she's hardly target audience, but I wish I could tell her mum what fl is really about. I hope she sees the light sooner rather than later.

Millions, could you show her Cheeky's link?

Aloe-een.

What aloe-d of nonsense.

Millions there's also this blog which sums up FL quite nicely.

cat that made me laugh aloe-d

(Not as good as yours but I tried )

Ive been invited to an online Christmas Event tonight. Selling.....wait for it........Forever Living. There are 16 bots hosting it and apparently 14,000 people have been invited. Wonder how many orders they will get. I will have a nosy and report back later.

Ooh screenshots Annie!

The party has been updated now 26,000 have been invited, and guess what? They are partying in their pyjamas!!! Waiting for the glass of wine posting, Im sure they want you to get tipsy so you buy more crap, or worse still, join!!!

So EC is on her way to Oz without her child. #familyfriendlyworking #mommoments #don'tmissathing

tupperware.

don't envy her one bit, 24hr flight, land, go and tell lies to your fellow cult members, fly back on another 24hr flight, arrive back in the UK saturday evening to a home that isn't your home

I found this at the butchers.

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Could this be?!...?

No doubt Siwi. There's a poster like that in our local community centre too, with the FL logo on.

The butchers is an interesting place to see them hunting for prospects though!

Sorry if this has been covered before, but I was just wondering what the stats are on failed FLbots? How long does the average bot last and how many actually do make money?

I'm not on fb. Would it be reasonable for me to ask one of you on fab to check the page?
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