MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

oh come on trib just slap some aloe on that shit, it'll be fine.

"The only marks that should be made by a human on an animal should come in the form of a forever living lipstick. Share if you agree. "

With a picture of some poor dog whose white patch on his head has been kissed bus lipstick wielding person.

ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

My Flbot has some words of advice for anyone being dragged down by the haters...

"Getting some bad vibes? Read on....
X amount of the population form a huge proportion of the "Employed" "9-5" crowd.... and you know what that's great. I love to have my hair done, eat out, get a spray tan, book a holiday, buy cars etc.... none of which I could do without these people.
I'm grateful that the world is a better and safer place with teachers, fire fighters, Dr's, midwives etc..... it's ok not everyone wants to become a Network Marketer!
Yes I work with all of the above..... but plenty of people have said NO.... and that's ok ????
Bad vibes can come from a lack of understanding, sheer disbelief & also jealousy, that they either feel they cannot do this, cannot live their dream.... or just plane nasty vibes where they want you to fail.
None of these prevent your success, only you have that ability..... so tune out and get on with it.
I am proud to be a Network Marketer, to have changed the lives of over 1000 people... but I am also proud that I have never reacted to, dwelled on or focused on Negativity.... and because of that we live our dreams.
Those family members that don't get it, those "friends" that just don't reply any more.... it happens! But let me promise you this.... it won't last with all of them and the others just were not worth it....
I am a multiple 6 figure earner, I have been there, faced it all and forgot within minutes so stop worrying, life is about what are prepared to make it..... and then their life will be as nice as you willing to make it ???? My friends that stood by me get REALLY cool gifts these days.... oh and global travel ????"

Oooo buying friends now, dont have to buy my friends, been pals since junior School

"plane nasty vibes" - great name for a band. Thank god literacy is not an entry criterion for these schemes.

to have changed the lives of over 1000 people
For the worse I presume?

Mine went out and got sunburned (fairly sure it was deliberate) so she could post pictures of said sunburn, then 3 days after "treatment" with whatever product it is she's flogging.

Sunburn usually stops looking so sore after 3 days anyway...

One thing I learned a very long time ago. If people stop responding to you it usually means you have pissed them off. It seems your FLbot missed out on life lesson number 251. I'm hoping she didn't skip the ones about personal responsibility too ;)

Its a hashtag bonanza over here!

#foreverliving #mummy #daddy #love #family #justwantthebest #mumpreneur #library #officeanywhere #myownboss #forever #stillworking #bossbabe #aloebabies #library #officeanywhere #forever #bossbabe #newchallenge #buisness #foreverplymouth #excited #exciting #excitingtimesahead #planning #success #forever #foreverliving #goals #dreaming #dreams #startasimeantogoon

Also. Instagram has happened for FLbot. Some lovely gems!

and why would you work from the bathtub? #myownboss #working #bath #workingfromhome #workingfromthetub #bathroom #mumpreneur #mytime #mytimetoshine #buisness

Oh dear hashtagging god. I notice that learning how to spell 'business' (despite it being right there on poor Angelina's head) was not part of the training programme.

haha tribpot I didn't notice. I just copy/pasted.

Just noticed FLbot is also tagging psoriasis, eczema and other allergy charities into the posts too telling them how amazing they are at curing stuff I'd share the posts but it gives away my location and all that :/

(It's the holidays, I'm bored. Creative block. I needed an outlet botwatching fills the void )

No I realised it was the bot rather than you, betty berry - you would have to be very, very, VERY bored on holiday to have typed all that lot out again!

ooh, i've found a JuicePlusbot - she's lost two stone in 10 weeks, and is promising reduced cholesterol and blood pressure, increased metabolism, faster hair growth, clear skin and stronger nails. And also she no longer has diabetes. I'm gobsmacked the NHS doesn't know about this miracle cure .

tribpot I no, I'm not that bored! But typing helps to get the words flowing. Can't help but log on to FB and see it all!

i need to check in on my bot and her world empire.

FB FoF FLbot is back to 'Smashing' everything again. Her team is smashing it, her husband is smashing it and she is smashing it too.

ok, bot update.

-some guy is "launching" his "business" (with photos of him standing by a table with FL shit all over it).

-she just happens to have a C9 kit for sale. I've noticed she does this regularly - says she's got on c9 kit for whoever is lucky enough to PM her right now! think she's trying to get more people on it

then she posted a photo of some purse with : Love being able to treat myself with the help of my mid month bonus!!! ?#?leather? ?#?love? ?#?shopping? ?#?makemoneyfromhome?

I bought a new purse 2 weeks ago, because I got it in a shopping outlet it was half price. Therefore I didn't have to peddle any FL aloeShite.

Colleague has gone a bit quiet on the FL front recently. I think she's realised that her health professional colleagues are possibly slightly less gullible than Jo public.

Someone posted about what one wrap had done for her on our local parenting group on FB... Cue a number of people saying "what a load of crap!"

ooh groovee can you screenshot and share?

I do feel quite hopeful when i realise the number of people who realise it's all bollox.

I bought a new top today, reduced from £55 to £20 - maybe I should post that with the hash tag #fulltimejob #officework #greatsalaryandbenefits

An FLBot I once worked with PMd me about an "amazing business opportunity" "ideal for mummies with little ones" and did I want to see the video? Alas DD was pissing about with my phone and sent a thumbs up 'like' in reply... #opportunity my arse.

Definitely Mermaid36 - maybe do a shot of the office, people chatting with mugs of tea in hand, with "love having colleagues around to chat with during the day" #lovemyoffice #lovemyteam #lovemysalary #lovemypension #lovemyemployersnationalinsurancecontributions #lovefulltime #lovepaidholidays

(Blimey, that's not bad going given I'm actually a contractor!)

Obviously point out the health benefits of drinking tea whilst working, rather than vino collapso.

Bot just posted this...

She may have just got a whole host of rage on her TL