MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

[lastuseraccount123]

today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

ooooh

It's been deleted now Annie. I have a feeling some of us might be familiar with the person who posted it though.

My bots seem to be constantly eating lunch out and posting about it. Is a bit weird. New bot on the local mums page is telling us all about how she left her successful consulting job to join FL and is now able to take holidays for the full 6 weeks of the school holidays and to spend 4 weeks of that in a villa in the sun. Apparently her old job meant she spent too much time away from her family, yet her FL job has Sunday night team catch-ups.....

"I'm choosing instead to help other people to have the freedom that I now have to be able to do this" - it's so obviously a pyramid, why do so few people see it??

My bot is on holiday, posting pictures of herself working by the pool while her kids swim, saying how great it is.

When I'm on holiday I'm in the pool with my kids, away from work...

pink it's almost screaming pyramid isn't it!

wow, no account filed? what a shocker.

And I'm sure you'll all be completely amazed to learn all the BS Fl touting posts that I complained to FL compliance about ARE STILL UP.

I am officially calling BS on MaryLennox84's claim that FL fires people who make bogus claims.

Not only has she not been fired, she's posting new content.

Its been taken off now

Ha exactly malcolm - it's not really a holiday when you've got your laptop open.....

How long do you want to give them before calling foul, lastuser?

FLbot is 'super excited hubby has aloe vera stuff' for her in one post.... 2 hours later. She's pissed its washing up liquid from the supermarket with aloe vera in it!

I may have laughed so much I peed

hahahaha haaaaaaaa bettyberry

tribpot

I think it's BS anyway, but maybe I should email them again.

on the other thread someone posted a video of one the UberAmazingFLbots talking about how she uses 27 FL products A DAY.

mind boggles.

lastuseraccount123 - twenty seven! If she's taking in that much processed aloe vera... think of the ... wait. Don't.

I wonder if she's into aloe vaginal steaming (its a thing!) and will FL catch on to that too?

Flbot had a managers planning meeting earlier at a motorway service station earlier. Oh the glamour.I just don't understand how anyone can boast about " never having to go back to work again" or " guranteed income for life" how can anyone possibly know what's going to happen a few years down the line. My personal favourite is " leading a legacy behind for my kid's who FL will continue to pay when I'm gone" eugh!

I looked into the legacy thing (I read the policies!) and it seems it just means if your dependent is 18 or over they can carry on your work in your place. It doesn't mean they get a passive income as was suggested to me at a 'launch party'.

Oh so they won't be getting six figure salaries when mummy kicks the bucket then lol. Flbot has already stated that when eldest daughter is 18 she will be working for her she thinks I'm weird for wanting my dc's to have a university education " degrees don't matter" apparently lol

Peachykeen, tell her that her daughter could reach loads of potential customers if she was a student. The fees should be easily paid with her lovely income. Then her daughter might stand a chance.

Her dd is 7 and my kid's are still little it just came up in conversation and I said I wanted my children to go on to further education as it is my one regret and I was bombarded with " degrees don't Matter , look how well I've done for myself" the thing is she's not doing as great as she makes out can't help but feel it's all a front and she's convincing herself she's doing better than she actually is.

Often a child doesnt want to do what Mummy or Daddy do when they get older, and the only way the Flbots kids will be financially secure is if mummy and daddy leave them enough money to live on in their wills. Fl wont give a about them if theres no dosh to be made out of them.

degrees don't Matter

So presumably our doctors, nurses, lawyers, accountants, rocket scientists and teachers can all get by just on what they can learn as an FLbot. It all just points to the deeply sinister nature of this organisation, that people become convinced every single conversation they ever have has to be a sales opportunity.