MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

I look very serious when I am pippetting extract du parslai next to the Bunsen

Extrait du Parslai is too precious to be handled without a pipette. The last time some dropped on the lab floor it created a wormhole. The Bunsen is there to burn off evil spells cast by FL and its bots. Health and Safety, guys.

I've got a new FLbot! She's a policewoman. I dread to think she's been taken in with that awful con about the policewoman renting or buying or whatever some gauche castle-mansion thing with all her aloe zillions.

Surely this is what our scientists do when formulating the Extrait Du Parslai...

I have a FL bot linking pics of Million £ houses and trying to convince me its where she is going to be living 'soon'
and a JP bot showing me pics of clinically obese women in their underwear who seem to have acquired the body of Kylie Minogue within 5 weeks.

Dreamers

loving the science chat.

BOT UPDATE

She's going to Mexico! did she mention that? it's all because of FL. But, it turns out she's going all by herself.

and I know this because the next photos of of herself sitting by herself eating breakfast. and shots of empty beaches etc.

more: FL shite for all the family!

and finally - she got a new car, which is carefully positioned so we can't see what brand it is.

I now have a FL & Younique bots. Cannot wait to see what crap they post!
Loving that TV FB page! Great work!

My bots are bloody boring. Although one has started recruiting about 3 days (if that) after starting FL. And there's a Macmillan coffee morning happening, with FL products.

Fucking leeches.

my bot mentions the car plan :O not buying... goal setting right now.

So today we were setting some more goals. Were letting the 3 year old decide between Audi or BMW. Anyone who knows him will know he literally was a kid in a sweet shop!
#goals #carplan #dreambig #forever #goalbord #son #dreamscometrue #family #newwheels #Audi #BMW #Q7 #X5 #cantwait #workinghard #willgivehimeverything #love #mumpreneur

Looks like a Vauxhall to me, I think they're going cheap at the moment

My bot posted a pic of her in the bath with the #bossbabe all because of FL I can take a bath at 2 in the afternoon...no dear it's because you're on maternity leave from your normal job!

Do they not realise that this pics just make them look a bit lazy rather than something to aspire to?

Younique selling. Drawing on your face with chemical-laden permanent markers in order to promote & sell and all natural product.

The irony is nothing short of beautiful.

(It's a public FB vid which has been shared numerous times, so I doubt there is any issue sharing it here)

According to my Grandad a cousin of mine has just started a business selling cosmetics. I am really hoping she hasn't got swept up in this crap as she is such a lovely, kind caring person. I suppose I'll know soon enough.

Wow last she has FL glasses! And there's a FL Kids range

Is her new car parked next to a turned over wheelbarrow...?!

Timeless Vie needs to make a product that allows you to drink a whole bottle of Jack with no hangover. I'd buy that.

I think I need to start a spreadsheet of everyone's ideas

3rd message received this morning from one of my bots trying to convince me that selling this aloe shit would be better for my bank balance and family than the decent salary I get for working two days a week.

Love the video from the lab - sad that the female scientist was so 'distractingly sexy' that her co-workers felt the need to kiss her when they perfected the formula for extrait du parslai, though.

TV can go beyond just curing hangovers and deal with all sorts - going cold turkey off heroin? Parslai. Got the jitters coming down off coke? Parslai. Freaked out by your 60s-throwback 5 day acid trip? Parslai.

I have a FL bot who is family and at first she just seemed to be selling overpriced aloe Vera stuff but now she started with business launches. How long do these thing usually last before they collapse? I am genuinely worried for her. She's only young and at the moment still working a full time job and i really hope she doesn't get suckered in more and give it up.

I also have a youniquebot. Their make up looks crap! She posts photos of herself at night hosting online parties with a myriad of hashtags about how amazing it all is and I just want to write that I clocked off at 3pm and I've been with my family since then not working!

My FL often posts pics of her diary, she actually pencils in QT (quality time) with the family. I think this is really rather sad

Oh, new FLbot thing seems to be having an animated video explaining what they do. Tempted to try and make one for TV...