MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

done. #wewillsurvive #timelessvie

Please link to TV fb again.

I know that Mnow don't endorse products or allow selling, BUT, could we ask them to promote TV? Because, we are not selling. There is no product.

(MNHQ)

www.facebook.com/timelessvie

or input facebook.com/timelessvie

Am totally loving the TimelessVie - awesome work!

we made 100 likes !

:)

#smashingit

Greenford? We could go by train from Charing Cross. Or Gretna Green (#wheredreamerzescapethehaterzforawesomenewbeginnings). Or Greenock?

There is a little tiny hamlet in the Peak District near Buxton called Parsley Hay, I am sure that would be a pretty appropriate area to base our retreat at.

parsley hay. twitches with excitement

Greenock next year though - ideal for our purposes.

Just been catching up on this thread as my JPbot had an event last night. Strategic photography skills but it looks like there were about 4 people there.

On the last page acatcalledjohn posted the children with eczema before and after montage, my bot used that this week to promote the juice plus capsules! So obviously any kind of bot can claim it down to their wonder product

That Facebook page is awesome!

I can't read the whole thread but have dipped in and out.

I've a friend who's just started "working for" Eweneek. I see the product, I think of a sheep in lipstick.

They've got a new weight loss product released tomorrow apparently. I think the bottom one is meant to be glucomannan. Not the best marketing if you can't even spell the ingredient

Nuskin product catalogue

Too many model shots in that catalogue. And no prices, which means it will be excessive.

Parsley Hay sounds just perfect. Can we still travel there by container ship though?

When one job title simply does not cut it...on page 6 of the catalogue:

Chief Scientific Officer Executive Vice President Product Development

I've got a youuuneek-bot. She used to be quite nice but this week posted a cringe video - "hey guys, let me help you! I can be your personal shopper this xmas, hundreds of amazing products" blah blah bleurgch.... The pj launch party got on my tits too. Fuck off with all your shitty spider lash pictures!!!

I've been reading through this thread and do none of them know how to use a fucking apostrophe?????

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Just browsing through the nuskin catalogue; it's all bollocks isn't it? However, I can see why blinding desperate people (wanting to look younger) with impressive sciencey sounding words and phrases ( ethnobotanical WTAF! ) would get lots of interest.

In the catalogue I am particularly fond of the "lab" photo. Two very serious "scientists" - they have white coats! They have pipettes! They are seriously dedicated to their work!

Well if they've got pipettes, our scientists had better have bunsen burners. You know the expression - never bring a pipette to a bunsen burner fight.

I work in a lab that has bunsen burners and pippettes :D

not bots, but down the road from my office is a place which makes homeopathic remedies - they sit in the front windows in white lab coats pretending to be all medical and scientific

I think many (most, all?) labs have pipettes and bunsen burners, and indeed white coats. I am just particularly taken with the terribly serious photo! Everyone else is grinning inanely but the Scientists are doing Science Work, and are therefore very very serious.

Well if they've got pipettes, our scientists had better have bunsen burners. You know the expression - never bring a pipette to a bunsen burner fight.