MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

I think TV should be known as the newest trend in Oral Absorbtion Instant Release technology...TM.

My JP bot commented on a FB post of mine yesterday, just a general, how are you/how are your DC? I initially felt pleased. We used to be really good friends, but only bump into each other occasionally now. Then I realised, she's probably only 'reached out' so she can make me one of her '10 people she is talking to'.

I'm going to respond, so I can see how long it will be before I get the 'watch this 1 minute video' request.

So pleased to have found this thread! My bot is my mums cousin who I haven't seen since I was 14 but she messaged me the other day about an opportunity which she thought I'd be "great" at. Very annoying!

Got a new one on a local selling page for weight loss. The turbo plan. 24/7 support as well. Usual inbox for details, but very intrigued.

Profile stalking and it turns out to be JP. Seems she is on the hunt for more suckers team members.

I have a second bot! Someone I rate but who is desperate for extra money to better her situation has just started selling FL Aloe shite.

I have followed this thread for a while and now have a bot.

Lots of posts about being her own boss and never working for someone else again. So why has she recently become a TA at the school?

Because a steady income is lovely when you have bills to pay...

Yes, funny that.

But she's #myownboss # workinginmypjs #nevermissamoment.

its so obvious. Half of us know her via our kids at that school!

That's taking self-delusion to new heights.

Oh oh! A JPbot I've never heard of just tried to add me on FB. I keep my FB reasonably private so I had to decline those front row seats! Maybe the fact I like Timeless Vie led her to me...?

maybe it did! ooooh !

I did notice we've had a couple of people hide our Timeless Vie Page. Success !

Oh can you tell that? That's brilliant haha! You're totes smashing it hunni xxxx Go Team VieStars! Parslai4Eva xxxx #luvmyviegirlies #vinoviestars

yes I thought you could see that too? If you go to "insights" you get, well, insights. hahahahaaha. Oh FB.

might have to nick #luvmyviegirlies #vinoviestars maybe I should photoshop a bunch of girls and wine glasses and Xplurge 11 in one photo, it'll look totally real

Go do your voodoo magic with photoshop! Let's get smashing it babezz xxx can't wait for our annual trip conference thing! Where did we decide we were having it again?

I am having an issue 'liking' the pages. I want to 'like' as myself but I end up liking as TV. FailBot.

Can I put in another request for either Cape Verde or Greenland as our conference location?

I think I'd post about how pleased you are that people are hiding the page - this means that the competition is scared. Alternatively you could use the other standard selling technique on FB of 'boo hoo I'm just a housewife trying to scrape together a few pennies why would anyone be so mean?'. Personally I prefer the relentless optimism of the first approach.

Aren't those locations 'too good'?

True, although we could simply badly photoshop ourselves on to pictures from Greenland or say we are cruising on something like this

Hehe! We could all have a personalised container room!

I have another one!! they are multiplying like gremlins. What is it with them all claiming to be lifestyle coaches? is that the new forever living thing? :O

its another going on about that film mentioned way back, The Secret, Twitter feed is full of RTs about it

One of my bots hasn't posted anything since Aug 10th, and another since July 29th... I need new bot-meat!

I like your thinking acatcalledjohn and your status within the Ladder of Vie would determine the size of your container, and whether it was on the outside of the ship or whether you had to clamber over 7 others to drop down into a hatch to get in every night. Now that's incentive to flog more parsley!

trib actually hilarious idea!

Feeling like I am being stalked by FL-bots at the moment! They have infiltrated my dd's school with an 'adults only evening' (LOL) and were there lurking at the Macmillan coffee morning today. At work last night, there they were again......WIBU to start selling aloe vera plants for £1 in the playground?

lOL LOLOl @containers.

ah ahahahahahaha. good times.

Creepy YANBU