MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

[lastuseraccount123]

today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

Isn't it strange we tiptoe around the people doing this?

yes. why is that.

I didn't 'like' Timeless Vie at first (I have now as it is too amusing not to) in case my non-MN friends thought I had become a real bot, as they would be too polite to tell me I had become a borg. My FB is 100% bot free, though - I honestly don't think I would worry about upsetting a bot by liking Timeless Vie. But as with any form of engagement with these nutters, however oblique, it may trigger them to target you in a full-out assault, e.g.
BOT:oh so you are following one MLM now you can follow mine
YOU: TV is a piss-take
BOT: Why are you being so mean I am just a mum trying to make some cash to feed my children and my job pays a million quid etc etc etc
YOU:

I'm so happy to have found you lot

My DP had his first FL experience at a networking meeting last week, he came home just to tell me about it and ask me to explaining what all this FL shite is about?!

He was very and

I just told him it would change his life

Yes, FLMA and lastuser, the irony is not lost on me! I tip toe while they are like bulls in china shops, shoving it down everyone's throats.
One of the hashtags I saw today was #unrealopportunity.
Again, oh the irony!

lol Hesa

#unrealopportunity. Oh that is SO going on TV. Oh yes.

Found a new MLM

Would you like to come and hear about a Company that is helping people with more energy, better sleep, weight management, pain management and an overall feeling of wellness?
Come and join us on the xxth October at xxx Community Hall at 7.30
This will be an informal evening and no pressure for buying.
Will be giving away a months supply to the person who brings the most guests!
R.S.V.P. 0xxxxxx or email xxx
www.go2thrive.com (enrol for free)

and the picture underneath says

"Thrive" hard to describe, must be experienced.

Can't find out how much she's laying out on the hall hire, but it has to be at least £60 or so, how many new bots is she expecting to sign up .

i am also pinching "overall feeling of wellness" for TV. oh yes.

btw we are up to 93 likes and have a total reach of 2,304 people .

hoping for 100 likes by friday and a total reach of 3,000...girl can dream right?

I might have liked Timeless Vie. More.

Oh yes the Mexico trip, I am wondering if it they do pay anything towards it or if it is all expenses paid. It is probably £3-4,000 a couple, which would easily be paid for from one success day. Most of the money in a mlm is cyclic anyway though a few people at work have been drinking the goo

Have you had a look at the go2thrive website. Its pretty full on but does not hide the fact that it expects its minions to enrol others into their downline...

Quote "...in order to earn most commissions, you are required to be both Qualified & Active. Qualified means you have purchased or sold (to customers) at least 100PV worth of products since your enrollment. Active means you have maintained Personal or Customer product orders totaling at least 100PV per month..."

Quote "...When you have 2 personal Customers enrolled in the Autoship Program, you are elgible to receive free product each and every month as long as they continue their Autoship. You will receive Le-Vel credit equal to the average of your two highest personal Customer Autoship orders..."

Quote "...Begin to grow your team, drive sales, and increase commissions by sharing the Le-Vel Opportunity with others and helping them through each of these four steps. Also, in order to advance in the LV Rewards Plan and take advantage of all the earning possibilities, you will want to have 4 or more Active legs (Q&A Level 1 Promoters)..."

You have been warned...

The try to make 'level' sound French by hyphenating it?

*They

Found this quote on the go2thrive website:

The Le-Vel Cloud Management system is the most state of the art, most efficient, and the most lucrative operations infrastructure system ever.

Ever. EVER! That really is a new le-vel of self-engraciating bollocks. I think they might just qualify for a factory load of s.

i feel like i may need to post a photo of the Laboratorie du Parslai, in the town of Persil, France. stay tuned.

It makes your head hurt just reading it. I think that is the key to their success. Just confuse the hell out of everyone.

Poor ThriveBot, she posted her invitation on a busy local FB page 9 hours ago and.... No replies, no likes .

PM me which local page she's on and I'll happily pretend interest to get some more info...

I had a look at my main Bot's 'business' facebook page yesterday, every single post has no likes or comments, then i spotted a couple that do and it's her business partner (boyfriend) posting shit like 'oh my god, you DO NOT want to miss this' or 'this stuff is amazing'

same with mine. the only people, as far as I can tell you "like" her posts are fellow bots.

My fl bot is the same, no likes even though the page has 300 likers. Even her video this morning of her two year old drinking the aloe gel goo got no likes.

My yoooneeek person excelled herself today by drawing all over her face with a sharpie then covering it with concealer then taking it all off with a wipe. That's 7 minutes I'll never get back.

I'm a bit baffled by this 'trademarked' Derma Fusion Technology. Forgive me for being dense, but isn't that the basic concept of cream/gel/ointment? Explation of DFT

Look what I saw in Lidl