MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

betty, here are some. I forgot to mention the PEROXIDE free toothpaste. It amuses me no end they keep putting the word PEROXIDE in capitals when the really want to advertise the LACK OF peroxide. Obviously marketing is not this MLM's strong point

And some more...

Spot the camera filter...

I think they are self employed until they get a free holiday and then they work for the best company ever.

That is nuskin, a friend of mine uses the exact same pics, plus they always cover the logo which irrationally pisses me off!

Yeah, that strategically placed thumb pissed me off too. Can you imagine going to Boots and only being allowed to read descriptions of plain looking products?

I shall not be 'liking' her FB page, but will def have a nosey on a regular basis. She'll be quitting Nuskin soon.

Thing is, she is lovely. However, she had a baby back in Feb/March so my guess is she's been converted by some greedy vulture without morals.

she's had a baby? she's the perfect MLM victim

over 2,000 reach, up to 80 likes. go team

Just had another visit to the page - loving some of the comments, particularly the endorsement 'I use it and i'm not dead yet'. You must be finding it tough to make so many grammar mistakes, lastuser?

Loving the Facebook page!
Vie stars!!

I was having a nosey on one of the top flbots page and came accrues a new level of bots
Can anyone w9rk out what 12.5k cc stands for?
Are these people the top dogs so to speak and are they actually the ones who are earning money?

Hi there
How are you doing? Long time no see!! Love Facebook for making it that bit easier to keep in touch ??

Sorry if this feels a bit random but Im so excited about my new business, it's going so well and I just have to share this opportunity with you too!
I feel really lucky My business fits around my busy life, the kids and my studies .... I'm loving it.
I think you would be fantastic with your friendly personality and your motivated nature, you would smash your goals and be able to earn some extra money

It's not everyone's cup of tea, I may be wrong and it might not be something you're interested in, but I reckon you'll be excited when you know a bit more, I was for sure!!

Do you have 5 minutes and I will send you a short video to show you a bit more about it?

I was inspired and I think you will be too ..... I am really interested to know what you think .......

Have a fab day and look forward to hearing from you zxxxx

So, do I ask for the video?

Yes, then post it on here so we can all have a laugh look ??

I thought a cc was about £56 so by that reckoning 12.5k cc would be approx £700k Is that one person in one year or over a number of years? I'm in no doubt some people do make money, after all there is money floating around, just most dont, and it is hammered home that they could be rich too.

FL bot has had a bad knee for months. After drinking AV for just 1 week, she was able to run 5 miles with no problems. She is ""so excited about her knew venture having been sceptical about multi level marketing in the past""

She has shared a post from another FL bot, who has made 5 times her previous salary in just 1 year, accompanied by photos of her Range Rover and her foreign holidays/sales meetings.....

still not persuading me to jack everything in and embrace FL

knew = new!

Im related to my FL bot. I really want to share that page!!!!

From research 4CCs = £200 income BUT you only get the full £200 if you hit the bonus. without the bonus 4CCs = approx £160.

I'm not 100% sure how valid this is but it looks like she sells it.

musingsofacoeliaclibrarian.wordpress.com/2014/03/08/what-does-doing-4-ccs-mean-to-my-forever-business/

So if that's right

1CC = £40-50?

so those 12.5k earners are getting between 500-625k however if that's right they'll take home a little over half that if they pay their taxes properly. Assuming they are UK based of course.

Just how many would earn that much though? I mean a big chunk of the income the bots earn is from their downline and all the bots I know are struggling to sell more than £100 ish a month.

AND many of them buy and use the products and that counts towards their CCs and the stuff isn't cheap! so really what they earn is about as easy to figure out as it is finding a glitter farting unicorn because no one will admit to topping up monthly orders to hit the target :/

The latest from my FL bot

I hope the bot didn't actually post this on a Tuesday, Popcorn?!

It was posted yesterday but I unfollowed her due to my feed being inundated with her shit motivational memes!

It's the brass neck of previously nice people that staggers me. One of the (several, and all in the last 18 months) bots I know just posted on a local selling site - and I mean very local, most of the members know one another - that she was running a competition where she would throw a party for the first four to comment, complete with vino and chocolates! Cue several likes. One lucky winner then politely commented, after clearly having a message exchange that set out exactly what this "prize" entailed, explaining that she just didn't have time to host a sales party for the OP, thanking her kindly.

I can't fathom who tries to trick someone into asking all their own mates over for a "party", just to sell to them, too. It's like a double glazing salesman decided to target all their nearest and dearest.

I can't cope anymore with the 'every other job is shit' that rules supreme. How do once rational people come to the conclusion that unless you work for a mlm your job (and by extension your life) is shit, meaningless and unrewarding. What kind of magic mind changing stuff goes on for them all to think like this?

No idea LittleMiss, I have unfollowed her as she is well and truly sucked into this shite. She keeps posting that her life is fab, how she can meet her husband at any time of the day because she's working with FL...no dear, you're on maternity leave from your normal job!
What a clown, we all stopped going on nights out with her as she was speaking to random people in pubs and clubs and handing out her 'business' cards, it was embarrassing

One of my bots has sent me the FB invite, added me to a local success page (which I secretly love of course) and invited me to some kind of webinar.
I haven't engaged with it at all (not even declining webinar) because of their ' a no is just a not yet' mind set.
Have you seen, the high up bots are off to Mexico today?
Been following this for a while and I love Timeless Vie, but like some others, I daren't 'like' as don't want to upset my bots.
But then again, their constant drivel is starting to drive me nuts! Think they are ramping it up post summer/pre Christmas