MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

Spot on trib. They're selling the square root of fuck all.

Vegan free! Love it. I think timeless vie is vegan free...!

Yes! It needs to be vegan free. Vegans are chewy.

My Bot is (if she could make a post sound 'choked up' she would) proudly relaying how much 'Forever' does for charity ..... come on Timeless we need a charity to support :)

We also need a monetary system to rival the Credits of Crap £CC

Puppies for puppies! every puppy needs a puppy so that should be our charity :p

An ex colleague has liked & is engaging with Timeless Vie & tagged a friend. Apparently her & a friend were having a laugh last week thinking up similar tag lines. I told her about this thread.

Word is spreading.

In fact she's gone a bit crazy posting to the page about her new Aldi!

* bot update* I am coming to learn that being brainwashed mindset is truly everything. I have been completely blown away by the power of being brainwashed and parting with my hard earned cash changing my thinking these last few months. So much changes when I hassle my friends to buy things from me and I earn a new audi! my mindset changes.

If you would like any help on your own brain washing programme or to buy my over priced aloe crap mindset get in touch.

couldn't resist the edits

My bot said that she was going to stop buying crisps and choc and use this money to help 'an african child' instead. She didnt say what she was 'helping' them with.

1,586 people reach for Timeless Vie according to the insights page. go us

Yay! I'm feeling like crap at the moment but I do promise some memes when I'm back to feeling less crap.

Loving the idea of vegan free extract du Parslai, not to mention the charity idea.

Sorry, bit absent due to home improvement stuffs. 6 hours of painting fresh plaster today. My arm/hand hurts. I'll just go and have a Parslai drink to help my body heal.

Go TV!! That's brilliant lastuser.

vegan free and charity are both awesome ideas. any help with memes appreciated!

Loving the posts!

Definitely we need one to encourage people to reach out to (erm, exploit!) people at their most vulnerable - the ill, the old, the lonely, the financially worried

Surely its for 'charidy' not charity .

My bot said that she was going to stop buying crisps and choc and use this money to help 'an african child' instead. She didnt say what she was 'helping' them with.

The African children would probably rather have the crisps and chocolate completely misses the point.

No vegans have been hurt in the making of this product?

Loving the selling tips on FB by the way. Selling tip #3: Tell lies. People love a good lie about the quality and claims of a product.

Arghh!!! Some random FL-bot has just sent me a friend request on FB. Before marking it as spam I did stalk peruse the profile. As an actual self employed person, I wish I'd known how stressful, empty and unprofitable my life would be compared to that of an aloe-flogging drone. Sad thing is she seems to have had a decent job before being Forevered

Don't worry I have it just as bad as an employed person.

But Forever =good, every other job=bad

I don't understand the pension bit, or is that trying to put a fancy spin on there being no pension.

OMG! After months of being the occasional bitch reality check to bots on local selling pages I now have my very own bot! Thing is, I don't know which MLM:

• Mud mask
• Lip plumping & contouring shite
• Hibiscus wash for eczema
• Some hand lotion dermatitis fixing shite

Anyone?

acatcalledjohn that could be any of them! its not forever though. Theres is all bee pollen and aloe.

It could be NUskin. Do you have any pics of the products?

I'm confused - I thought Foreverbots were self-employed business owners like us, Bat. Certainly I would imagine the tax man thinks they're sole traders ...