MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

"guaranteed earnings! we just can't guarantee that they'll ever be enough to cover your costs because we are coining it in at your expense, #bossbabe!"

What about JamBerry Nails? Not sure if they have reached the UK yet...
I changed the day my kids do karate in part to avoid a Jam-selling parent.

do share Shithot

www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/sep/16/facebook-dislike-new-buttons?CMP=fb_gu

U ok Hun?

Good grief, my FL bot is really scraping the barrel today. One Mum popped up on FB saying her boy has a school trip coming up but it's £800 and she can't afford it.

FL bot pops up and says well you know how you can make extra pennies

She's like a shark honing in on her prey

That's low. I got targeted a couple of times on mat leave but luckily I quite like going to an office where I can drink tea while it's still hot and go to the loo on my own...

Within our bodies we have compartments or tissue space which are gaps between cells, this is where all of our toxins and fats gather

Oh man, this shit is golden. GOLDEN.

That claim is perfect for Timeless VIE.

That claim is perfect for Timeless VIE

EVERY claim is perfect for Timeless VIE!

Ah, my Jamberry contact never really became fully Bot-icised. She did bring them out a couple of times to show me when we were in the karate waiting room and there were some posts but mostly about the product...disappointing really.

(and a UK-based friend actually asked me to order some for her but still no spam!)

Rejoice, for I have a new JP-bot!!! I was full of herbalife and 'forever' on my FB, but now I have the joys of JP and how her hair is shinier than it's ever been and she is so full of energy and...here is her shake looks like vomit whilst she "works from home" yay!

#healthylivingbodyconfidence
#chocolateforbreakfast
#secretsupportgrouplove
#eatrightnotless

I've read this full thread over the course of the day, you guys are fab!

So glad you have a JP to add to your collection Mermaid! I'm well jel

locked hold pls while I Timeless Vie that quote. I'm sure some extract du pars will sort that shit out.

done

For the benefit of those without fab, Purlease post update links.
I saw the fab page on the other thread. :) :) :) :)

www.facebook.com/timelessvie you don't need to join FB to see the page - it should be public

Daren't like the page or my friend will know I'm taking the piss out of her FL 'career', but I did press like on the photo posted by Jane of working from the crapper home. Keep the coming guys!

Loving the FB page

*them

Thx! Love it!

Interesting that so many pp are ( understandably) reluctant to upset friends who have been sucked in by liking posts. It seems to be the business plan to flog to friends and family. Preying on goodwill. The same goodwill stops f and family pointing out the obvious. Just musing.

Oh, I've told her to her face I'm not interested in buying any aloe shite, but I know she is getting sales elsewhere more fool them.

fish insightful comment. so we're all forced to whine about it incognito on boards like this. well, most of us

i've noticed (cos I haz super powahs on the page) that people like it then unlike it again, maybe when they realise other people can see what they've liked, haha

I was afraid of offending my FLbots too, and then I wobbled my head and thought #fuckem ... parslai fan and proud!!

I found out tonight that someone I know off is quite high up in that candle mlm.

It looks like they have a boat, or hire a boat or something. I know how they make money though, the candles are really expensive.