MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

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Thank you nappy

So has the logo been changed?
Is it an eagle now?

The link is worth alook. What used to be 'Jonathan' days are now success days.

(which is why it is important to really work the gel in and wrap to keep the heat in and help penetration)

Tee hee hee!

Has anyone ever successfully challenged one of their Bots and made them see the light?

Even better idea for manager levels (wine has been taken)

Sparrow, pigeon, seagull, vulture

Yes myna bird or parrot...

Loving Timeless Vie, I have a FL bit who seems to be doing ok, she bought....with her mid month pay....wait for it....a new Hoover

Can I join? I found you as a friend started selling Younique stuff and I wanted to find out what she's got herself sucked into..

I quite rated her actually and thought she was more savvy than this, at least it isn't forever living or that juice shite. She's been quite upfront about not bombarding everyone on her newsfeed with it and has kept the posts to a page we can leave if we want, but I'm sticking around as . want to see how it pans out. I did bodyshop parties a few years back, that got on my nerves but was tame in comparison as we didn't have fb. (dark ages)

In other news, a friend of a friend has posted a gushing essay about her 'aloeversary'....I shit ye not.

I can try to copy the post for your edification but I'm pretty sure you've all seen it before, it seems to be fairly standard. It's the first time I've seen a forever living person in the flesh a it were...it's like watching a car crash.

I wish I hadn't guts to post a link to your parslai page but I'm too scared. They'll get me, and there's lots of them!

we exist only to help and maybe enlighten. But I understand the Fear of being lynched by irate MLMbots. No judgeyness here.

Parsliversary (sp?)

HA

Anniparslai? Tis a bit more continental...

love it all. i'll go with whatever works for all.

and ..

I debut'd our new product today...X-purge 11 (thanks for the suggestion, Jane ;) )

our direct competitor to Cleanse 9. 'cept it works in 3 days.

What about Peacock or Booby my fave Manager levels?

Oh, just looked at mt fb page and Timeless Vie is the first post!!!

Aargh I've got to share! My bot has liked her upline bot's post. It's a timehop one, and the post reads

'A year since we bought our motor outright #thanksjuiceplus' and the picture is of a car's open window with his daughter in it. No idea what make/model/year the car is. It's probably an old banger cost him >£1000, otherwise surely you'd want to show off if it was a brand new Audi/Mercedes etc. It gives me the rage

I'm sorely tempted to post 'wow, what model and year is this, it looks amazing' to see what he says.

This is the same bot who was berating someone for asking for proof of his earnings the other day too

That should be

I like the idea of X-Purge 11 (11 of course is 3 in binary). Seems like it's longer and harder than the 9 but in reality is quicker because it is much more awesome.

CheekySmile and NewToNoContact there are youtube videos dedicated to making those things look 'pretty' Cue lots of girly and sparkly stickers, washi tapes and time wasted making something look pretty than spending time with your kids.

Loving the Timeless Vie "can't believe this is my view today" pic.

yes, that is class. I also love the bottle shape for X-Purge 11, like Tesco Value weedkiller, inspired.

I would avoid the sack the boss hashtag directly, maybe #resigntoworkformyself in the spirits of accuracy?