MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

cat you've smashed it!

J'adore l'extrait du parslai - tres luxurieux

wishes could speak French

She actually seems like a nice normal intelligent woman

Further down on her FB page she has a pic of her 'getting ready to watch teh grand designs show of the house we are going to view at the weekend'

Cue lots of bots
'wow!! budget what budget" bla blah blah

bullshit

That is shocking. Pretending you can buy a mansion when in fact you have borrowed money for it.

Surely that is false advertising and could cause them serious issues?

What do you mean, I've just out down the deposit on this place, all thanks to Extrait du parslai. That's the #parslife suckaz

Nobody is regulating, cat

But, lazycoo, as they are advertising to the UK market, would that not make them part of the ASA's territory?

it's a thought cat. btw love Parslife. ha, so many has.

You are right of course cat but Forever would just distance themselves from it, saying it was unaware and that this is contrary to their rules (whilst all the time encouraging precisely this kind of thing)

a short film i found and posted on the 'FL/MLM 3' thread that some of you may enjoy. vimeo.com/106241499

Have just joined the fb group (have been lurking on these threads, no bots AT ALL to report on!) but have joined the fb group and will think up some lovely memes for you.

Have we got a lovely complex "bonus structure" - and what are we calling our "managers"?

This MLM stuff makes me so bloody mad though.

Should we call our managers Parslies?

I know. It's lame.

I was thinking seabirds

You know, guillemot, puffin, seagull, albatross

Instead of meetings you could have parlays, like pirates

* bot update * plus some 'motivational' stuff for the FB page.

Bot is now a 'fully fledged and well trained lifestyle coach' her website links straight to the FL selling page

lol @ twunk

Interesting lecture on cellular biology today from my bot...

Hi (name redacted)! Sorry this might be a bit of an essay, lol!
There are two types of wrap - thermo and lipo. The thermo wrap works on more of a superficial level, you can feel it working and see your blood near the surface, it gives a quick result and continues working over the next 72 hours.
For best results use over a period of time. So long as you follow the instructions carefully you will see results. The treatments stimulate inch loss through penetrating the outer membranes of the fat cells, (which is why it is important to really work the gel in and wrap to keep the heat in and help penetration) which breaks down toxins and fats??it strips the cells of their poisons??after which they are drained through the lymphatic system and taken out as waste.
Within our bodies we have compartments or tissue space which are gaps between cells, this is where all of our toxins and fats gather, the wraps help to release these unwanted and unneeded toxins. The sculpting wraps compress the layers back together so they do not refill, this is where the inch loss comes from.
People who drink, smoke, or eat a lot of fatty foods will find they have more toxins and notice that certain areas are harder to lose, e.g. thighs or buttocks, and however much they diet, their body refuses to alter its shape or size. Our wraps are also a superb treatment that cleanses, detoxifies and tightens the skin! Hope that helps, let me know if you need any more info! x

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Take it she has never seen cells under a microscope then

Has anyone heard of 'Jonathan' days.
It's related to a children's' book, 'Jonathan Livingstone Seagull'.

Until the author sued, apparently
Bach v Forever living

Can't link due to the fact that doc have left home

This is the link you are looking for