MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

I think the detox du parslai might be so effective (and backed up by completely believable photo evidence) that it only lasts three days. I know that actually starving victims over a period of time helps with the mind control aspect of these pyramid schemes, so really we ought to be going longer, say 20 days or 3 months or something, but who wouldn't want a detox that was as effective but didn't involve laying off the M&Ms for a prolonged period?

Gob smacking quote from my FL Bot this morning-
"After just 19 months in my business... My colleague + coach has just bought this house for her and her family. This is what dreams are made of and what is totally achievable. Believe, receive, achieve anything that you want!!
If it seems too hard to believe..I can show you how she did it!!"

Accompanied by photos of what I can only describe as a castle.

I am confused. Is my Bot outright lying? Is her 'colleague + coach' outright lying? Or is this smoke and mirrors somehow?

I know the house you are talking of. It was on Grand Designs.

The other night it was 'doing the rounds'- seems to be a police officer and his wife. Ill see if I can find it

That could be it...a detox with the added bonus of allowing you to have a treat in the evening. Probably chocolate. Or a glass of vino.

By the way, the new MLM taking the county by storm please God, not mine got lastuser's name by response. Sadly understandably it's gone quiet.

Not lastuser's name, I meant lastuser's meme.

That's the one, apparently she was a 'skint ex copper'.

Yes. Its quite interesting that all links and pics to the house have now been removed from their FB pages.

Is the house a castle thing with a modern bit on the side in South Wales? If so they're renting!!

lol!! really?

All over FB that they built it and its going to be on Grand designs

yes- castle with hideous modern bit on side

OMG- just looked at the ladies FB page again and she states "Celebrating being able to rent the dream home & see if it fits for the next 12 months"

Yet everyone on my FB 'friends' who are FL Bots are insinuating that they own the house.

what a crock of shit.

A few days ago when I saw the original status on FB it clearly led all to believe that it was their own home.

I was Facebook stalking over the weekend as sadly we have a mutual friend!! I was a bit naughty yesterday as another Facebook actiderm bot wanted people to join her team to earn a full time wage working part time hours. So I replied asking how that worked in terms of tax and NI to be told it was under the tax threshold! How is that a full time wage then? All a load of crap.

This thread keeps popping up on my 'threads I'm on' and I applaud your work on the parsley front.

I just wanted to float 'Parslife' as a potential name.

at parslife, surely there's a Blur parody in there as a theme tune...

She was getting grief from several people on fb about the house/castle saga. I think thats why she removed it from her fb. Someone threatened to report her for fraud because they had rang the estate agents and apparently it was still up for sale. She then announced they were renting it for a year to see if it fits, no idea what that means. The estate agents told this person the house was not for renting either, but the bot still insists they are renting it and they move in on the 1st Oct. I have been told on another thread it is being rented out for nearly 4 grand a month, expensive place to rent I think. So I am confused about it all, we will have to wait till 1st Oct and see what happens. The moral of the story is "dont brag and make things up on your open fb, because it will come back and bite you on the bum"

Coming right up...

Confidence is the preference for the habitual liar
Of what is known as
(Parslife)
And morning blues can be avoided
If you take a drink of that what is known as
(Parslife)
John's got loose stools, he gets instantly
better by drinking this, he loves a bit of this
(Parslife)
What's that gut cleansing gloop?
You should take more of your Parslife mate, makes you feel better

All the people
So many people
They all drink happily
Happily they drink Parslife

Know what I mean?

I get up when I want except on weekends
When I get rudely awakened by my children
(Parslife)
I put my trousers on, have some Parslife
And I think about working from home
(Parslife)
I feed myself, I sometimes feed the children too
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being
(Parslife)
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge
There will always be a glass of wine waiting for me tonight.

All the people
So many people
They all drink happily
Happily they drink Parslife

Parslife

(Parslife)
Parslife
(Parslife)
It's got nothing to do with
selling a quality product you know
(Parslife)
And it's not about the idiots
Those who doubt and doubt and doubt
(Parslife)
All the people
So many people
They all drink happily
Happily they drink Parslife

Love it!

Loving Parslife. That has Christmas Number One written all over it.

That castle/portacabin mash-up truly is a sight to behold. Portacastle, whilst we are doing our portmanteaux (did you know the French for portmanteau is not portmanteau?)

Love the new xmas number one, no other mlm will beat that

Parslife is the perfect name for the 3 day detox product! Take more of your Parslife mate! Good work acatcalledjohn

Again, brilliant! Alternative chorus?

"Edify the upline
Rip-off the downline
Were all on that road to debt
(Parslife)"