MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

Doesn't matter about the product; the magic is in the marketing.

Someone tried to sell me JP in the kitchen at work! I said it was shite, didn't realise that he was a JPBOT. He said ' I think you are the kind of person who is into fitness and health' no shit Sherlock as I come in / leave in gym kit most days!

One of my gullible work colleagues spent a bomb, I was furious for her. I binned all his leaflets when he was off one day.
Is Herbalife pass?? these days? That's gone a bit quiet.

I get FL and younique, and herbalife & juiceshite but what is Arbonne?

My friend just posted this:
Celebrating handing in my notice! Here's to the start of a life of time and financial freedom! And my mission to help hundreds of others achieve the same! XXX

And it now says on her fb she is a self employed company director at Arbonne UK

Oh god. Arbonne is the reason I'm here. One PP described it as the makeup of stalkers. They nearly took me for £1500 after my mmc and redundancy which were 2 weeks apart so I was vulnerable - prime MLM fodder. Arseholes

My bots having an online "pj pamper party", with a slogan "naughty but nice". Sounds like an Ann Summers Party, but its forever living.hehe

My FL bot now has her own FB page so I have of course Liked it... the cover photo is a desk on a beach with a laptop on it (FL logo on the screen).

and the page is full of products and how her family love them so much (she has been doing it around a week).

and lots of motivational mottos obviously!

All the sand in the keyboard would get annoying after a while.

glad to see all the passion for Timeless

Bot update: guess what!!!!!

I'm looking to coach 2 more people this month and help them earn an extra income from home around their other commitments!! Who's interested?? If you or you know anyone who may be looking for something to get them going again I can help motivate and build their business and income!! For more info please get in touch....you have nothing to lose and everything to gain from this opportunity!!
??#??lifechanging?? ??#??opportunity?? ??#??makemoneyfromhome??

translation more victims needed for my downline. PM for details.

re: Arbonne I had an Arbonne "consultant" stalk my linkedin profile for a while.

somebody asked our Timeless Vie page for our website. Guess that'll be our? my? next task.

a bot-watcher's work is never done

Last, sorry that was me pressed it by accident, tried undo it but couldnt do it

oh, ahahhaa. I got all excited.

To aid the Timeless Vie page:

Parslai

wow. Parsley is clearly up there with aloe as a curative for all ills. EXCELLENT. I shall get meme-ing.

Parsley is amazeballs. #smashingtheparsley #aloejustgotowned (etc)

New MLM company alert!

a cat thanks for that. done, check out the page.

a cat i read it. don't understand it. but I read it. Binary member? they love to make things clear and simple don't they?

but it's only taking a county by storm, so it can't be all that

It's ok though they are only launching in one county I think that says I hope it's not the county I live in, it looks awful!

And that 'pitch' is the biggest load of shite I've read in ages!!

Cross post

I'm a shameless lurker in this thread (my bot is not all that into it I don't think) but I'm going to check out Timeless Vie - do you do a weight loss week long parsley detox? Preferably with before and after photos ;)

quango lol

colleys totally plan to launch a parsley based cleanse detoxy product.