MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

My JPBot is on it already.
Just how much fruit and veg does she think we need to eat?? £15-20 a day

Marking my place! Have deleted my Facebook until all my #femaleboss #mondaysaredundays 'friends' pipe down!

FatimaLovesBread a friend of mine uses the banana and grapes emojis to refer to their penis and testicles!

Quite brilliant! Parsley, grown exclusively for Timeless Vie.

Can I join your #1 Team? I get in on the ground floor! I can feel my life changing already; my relationships are better and I can finally tell my boss what I think of him!

Also, lazycoo, as my upline, I really appreciate your caring, drive and counselling, and I aim to duplicate you in every way possible!

I am SOooooo excited!
Do you realise what this means?!
WE are the top of this pyramid!

When this goes global, WE will be giving the rousing speeches in Acapulco.
Triple yellow suitcase all round!

Back on topic; yeah, the product. Can we designate one team member to do the donkey work on that little aspect and the rest of us can focus on marketing whatever and organising Parsley days?

:)

A really important question - how do you pronounce Vie; Vee or Vye?

My FLBot has spent some time convincing me that she will soon be in a position to build her dream home. I asked if she had acquired some land for this and she stated that this was also something she was 'looking into'

This is from someone who is currently residing in social housing. I add this not out of spite but more so out of disbelief (me) and delusion (her) as her current situation would not even afford her the possibility of drawing on some equity to fund such a lavish dream.

Acapulco? Surely we can find our own pyramid-referencing tourist destination? (Admittedly probably not actually Egypt).

Tiredemma, I'm convinced at least some of these bots are 'earning' enough to need to pay income tax - something I imagine they have conveniently forgotten to do.

I am studiously ignoring all invites and attempts to recruit me - sadly a vulnerable friend who has been inveigled into this FL nonsense has a history of mental illness and severe financial problems culminating in her losing her house, I see trouble ahead

ming fuckers. I hate the way they exploit vulnerable people like that.

Everyone, I give you:

TIMELESS VIE

www.facebook.com/timelessvie

i'm away today/tomorrow, so who wants to be an editor? PM me your FB name and/or email address. It took surprisingly long to get the fucking logo and cover photo right, fucking FB.

or, if you have some content you'd love to see on it, post it here or PM me. I will post it for you.

and obviously feel free to copy/use the logo etc as you need.

which i acknowledge is not very good (the logo etc) but what the heck. in our new Multi Family and Friend Marketing system, it's all about being TIMELESS

Have liked and posted on our new site .

Wow! Love it!! Have liked and shared with my anti MLM friends. Thank you

Las Vegas!
Way more classy than Giza!

What is price of starter pack
?

Who is providing yellow suitcases?

I'm really keen on this!
It sounds almost too good to be true!!!!

It needs to be green suitcases. Parsley is green after all.

Vegas! Yes! Bellagio?

Green suitcases.

Also let's stick Eco credentials on this.

Cape Verde? Greenland?!

Loving this! I'll do some posting on it LastUser will PM you!

Cape Verde is inspired Tripbot!

One of my bots is running an event this evening, for charity. It's a charity that I know is genuinely meaningful to her, they helped after her DS was born and she's raised a lot of money for them in other ways before, but tonight its about flogging her FL stuff. She says all profit (30%) is going to the charity, fair enough. But will sales from this help her to her next 'promotion' of her own business, still baffles me too?

It's actually a good way for me to see her sales pitches and videos without her knowing I've watched them as she's publishing them on the event page.

I was going to blackball cent (hi!) but that I saw that she/he posted just before me so she is in. I think that we need to stop taking new business users at this stage until we sort out green suitcases etc.

We don't want anyone else in at this stage. Any new joiners can be our downline.

Xenu. Your name autocorrects to Xenia!!!!

Also, I have a reasonably priced Church Hall or should we go straight for O2?

Could this be a mumsnet campaign?

(Is anyone in charge of buying l'herb?)

OMG £19.52 for FL shampoo! That's without the 30% profit on top! I knew their stuff was pricey but blimmin' heck!!

It's a griffin good.
The higher we price it, the more valuable it becomes.

Not sure about parsley now because someone will have to buy it.

Toenails? In a blender with something?
What is French for toenail?