MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

[lastuseraccount123]

today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

fish that explains that then - my FL friend has been asking if anyone knows anyone who sells PChef and has asked them to contact her.

Obviously going to offer them her wonderful opportunity!

ugh gross skye they're like vultures circling a dying body

cackling come, come join my MLM...

lastuseraccount123 what is timeless selling? make up, supplements, kitchen aids? sign me up! XD

betty everything. I thought Timeless's magical ingredient could be parsley. But not just any parsley. 100% microprocessed organic parsley in special farms. Did you know parsley can help with:

HIV
coughs & cold
warts
the cancer
blood diseases

etc?

also we do skin care and supplements. I'm really excited to be part of this new opportunity and am looking forward to new people to coach in September! ps. we are the largest grower, producer, and user of parsley in the world.

also, if you earn enough Timeless credits, you too could drive a BMW!

Last user my mate has a BMW. I could photo myself on the bonnet rubbing myself with a handful of parsley.

omg yes. yes. you would be the best MLM bot watcher ever.

also, I should be clear that it's parsley JUS that Timeless is selling.

Not just parsley.

parsley jus.

just to clarify.

and we say 'jus' with a soft french-style 'j" sound. y;know, cos it's Timeless Vie so it's frenchsamey.

anyway, carry on with your bot-watching

Amazing lastuser. Timeless Vie - so close to forever living hahaha, really clever. I love it! Extrait du parslai (?) - could launch a skincare line too.

ooh I LOVE Extrait du parslai! YES!!!!

The French-kept secret in beauty, extrait du parslai. Renowned for its slimming and rejuvenating properties, containing rare copper, parsley is the Parisian weapon of success.

Or something.

I'm seeing Est??e Lauder beauty campaign-style photos, fucking smug enigmatic smiles a la Penelope cruz

According to Google Translate, parsley in French is actually Persil! So I think parslai sounds better as I don't think anyone wants extract of washing powder. Chervil is cerfeuil is which sounds nice - with the parslai of course.

I love the 'Timeless vie' thing, sign me up I reckon I could smash it ... From my comfy office #workingfrommybed ... Pah we'll show them Aloe Peddling Cunts how it's done

FUN FUN FUN lol

Ooh, love these developments in the MNMLM! Does this mean the Extrait du parslai make up range will be something like this?!

Parsley is a great choice. It contains lots of mysterious sounding compounds, great for building our faux-scientific claims! These MLMs seem to have a few anchor products. I'm looking at my boots cucumber face wash (£1.50) and thinking that needs a quick photoshop to justify its £30 rebrand. Also, dried parsley could be the sacred ingredient for adding to your morning smoothie elixir.

BOT UPDATE

Everything she knows about how to make a fortune after... 2 months or so.

Has anyone ever seen a bot update that did not contain spelling and grammar mistakes? "holiday's"? "if your even a little intrigued"? It doesn't help I suppose that they're all just copying from a script, although it would be nice if the person who wrote these posts originally could have proof read them first.

Parsley has an interesting history; downplaying the associations with death would probably be good. But I do like the existence of fool's parsley.

tribpot that post had several different spellings of mumtreprenuer. I hate that word with a passion. Really hate it!

Yes - it's a dreadful word. Although it does neatly encapsulate the market they are after, i.e. people who don't think the word is a patronising abomination. Shouldn't it be mumtrepreneuse in any case, if one is really going to torture English/French that way!

I think it should! I just hate it. Its minimising the entrepreneurial skills of women and making out its just because they are mums. You never here Dadtreprenuer do you? Thats why I hate it!