MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

[lastuseraccount123]

today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

How much is the cheque for? I can't make it out..

oh she doesn't show that. Interesting eh.

Well there is nothing in the thousand column so I am guessing a while off 'sacking the boss'

They all say the same thing don't they??

They get paid by cheque?!

yes, MYSTERIOUS cheque for unknown amounts.

ooooooooo

Please someone set up a parody fb group about them ... I've got #aloerage again and I need to share it :)

I'll do it unless lazycoo wants to follow up on her great idea. But what to call it/to do

lastuser happy to defer to you! Not a clue what to do when it comes to things like that.

ok. i will work on it later and hopefully get it up and running by weekend. stay tuned for the next exciting instalment of "MLM Bot watch - the FB page"

i'm not sure how great i am at parody. may i ask you lovely people to give me honest feedback when it's up?

I'll happily contribute if you want to recruit me to your 'team'

Oh!
I want to be on the team but I'm not on fb.
Please don't go.
I promise to build a team!

My FLbot is doing the clean 9. again.

Fish well, speaking for myself I have no plans to leave this thread, nope. I'll start the page and linky it here and people can join my "team" if they wanna

ooh, this could be fun

I don't want us to migrate off MN - this page is good for raising awareness as well as having a laugh. Hopefully we can do both?

Lastuser of course we will give feedback but you're pretty funny so no worries there.

Roll on BotWatch!

#thistimenextyearRodney

lazy agreed, i don't want us to migrate either. Yay! teamwork!

now, to think of an utterly, shite, cheesy name.

Fish well, speaking for myself I have no plans to leave this thread, nope. I'll start the page and linky it here and people can join my "team" if they wanna

Yeah, but do we get scarves in wanky colours? As well as garish plastic bags in same vile colour as the scarf? I'm not joining otherwise

lastuseraccount123 forever lifestyle?

What shall we sell?

Magic Water? It makes things go all magic and stuff!

What about diet water, the more you drink the more weight you lose. They did it on a morning programme years ago as an April fools, it was hilarious. The water has electrons that grabs the fats in your body and gets flushed away when you pee. We could sell it in different flavours lol

They've got the right idea over in AIBU - thought this was pretty funny!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2462264-To-start-another-Facebook-selling-thread-Hun?pg=1

Pampered chef is closing in UK at end of year.
Thread in chat.
Market saturation?

off to read that fish

then will come back and post an FB page update

finished. inter-est-ing. i'm just thinking of all those FL bots who genuinely believe they'll create 'willable income" that they can pass on to their kids. That is, as long as FL exists in the UK.

so, I read the FB page terms (sorta) last night and started working on a logo/name. The terms are pretty clear that you're not supposed to pretend to be a company you're not, so I thought we should avoid using herb juice plus or FL type names that are very very similar. The idea I came up with was Timeless Vie. cheesy enough? Feel free to pull my idea apart - I'd love some other ideas too. This is not just the lastuser show.

I"ll post my fake logo when I get home for comment.