MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

I can't believe I am about to do this but, Christmas is coming (eeek)!!! If you are not sure what to get someone, have a look at our festive brochure, there are some amazing products! Message me for any details!

Is eeek the new hun, xxx or lol? Seeing it on all the bots' updates at the moment.

Could you imagine giving someone you actually like a bottle of aloe goo for Christmas ?

I fear this is the season for people thinking they can make some quick cash in time to buy Christmas presents :(

From one of the bots I'm watching. I think her cleaner might be taking the piss...

LOL LOL LOL @ cheeky & trib. hahahaha. you people kill me.

good times brought to you by MLM

Love the tiny aloe plant pot. Yep I think that's sailed completely over her head

The cleaner has nailed her to the wall and she doesn't even realise it.

#sad #deluded

And for your pleasure, from a different bot!

I can only read it in a sarcastic voice...

At least they're giving their FB friends a good laugh

Guilt buying is a marvellous thing. I have the Avon catalogue and whilst I do like some of the stuff (esp the kids range) I do feel quite compelled to buy. We have a Betterware catalogue at present and I feel really guilty at not buying anything, even though most of it I can get in the pound shop for a fifth of the price though their little stools are the best

The things work well at making people guilt buy.

I also have loads of overpriced candles from guilt buying. I can at least blame that partly on small baby foggy brain

i was guilted into buying Stella & Dot and some clothing when my daycare lady was selling it.

it's how they get us. it works.

I saw Aloe vera juice being sold in the pound shop today! Wonder if I could buy it all for ??1 a bottle and flog it at a 3000% markup to other ladies who then get 30% of that sale. I'd be minted!

CheekySmile I want that on a t-shirt! Only with '... and glitter' on the back

what do we think - bot or not? I'm voting bot. Am also thinking they need a good proofreader

"I'm a business mum, and I have 3 spaces left for coaching this September.
You must be enthusiastic, open minded attitude with the mindset you always want to achieve more.
Work flexibly in and around your work\family life .
Full training and support.
If your ready for a change or would like some more information please message me."

BOT SPOT!!

Definitely Bot.

so are there size limits on how big your team can be? Only I'm a touch confused by the "three spaces" - I'd've thought the more the merrier?

Making spaces appear limited makes it more appealing, plus she will want the '4th' person to come on board in October.

good spot myvisions

"3 spaces left" in Google Translate Botlang = "I need to get 3 more suckers into my downline"

Are there any MLM parodies on facebook? If I had the time, I would be tempted to set one up but I'd just make an arse of it. We've got enough examples from this thread to make it pretty entertaining.

I got preyed on by a Younique-bot the other day to join her team. I have no idea what signals I am giving off!!

lazy good idea. would be happy to help.

could we just continue this thread on an FB page? MLM Bot watch etc?

Love that idea! Need a name...Forever You Herbal Plus?

So, this really happened:

yeah, that's right. She posted a cheque from FL.