MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

So friggin excited for my beautiful friend N*** who has today sacked the boss!!! I have worked with her since January and she will be going Manager this month, which means that she has not only doubled her current salary, she now gets to work from home, take and pick the children up from school, be there for them when they are poorly. Have holidays without having to ask for time off all while working around her priorities...her family. She will work outside in the sunshine and she will work because she wants to. Like me, and the others who have joined me in this business... we saw the amazing opportunity that is available to us just by helping others and have grabbed it and gone for it. ?#?takeachance? ?#?dontmissanopportunity? HAPPY FRIDAY!!! X

can do all the kids stuff but works all hours, is self-employed but salaried... so so many contradictions.

Let my FLbot know about my 'car plan' today. She wasn't impressed with the idea of a savings account and a car within my budget. She also wasn't impressed that i'll get mine through being self employed, working hard AND picking my kids up from school too and in the next 6 mths.

The battle is on! ;)

Lol betty you go!!

My FLbot has bought a new Audi. She is on Facebook saying it's all due to her part time home business. It isn't. She's part exchanged two posh cars for the Audi and a smaller cheaper car. I suspect she's also got a large loan for it. Her post has made me angry. She's lying. And loads of people have commented on her FB post congratulating her. I know some people are going to be swayed by this and ask her about the 'opportunity'.

I have the anti-Forever meme saved and on standby. I'm concerned she'll be offended and will never talk to me again. I know she hardly talks to me anymore but it would make things awkward for me if I saw her again. Any further silliness from her though and I may just post it on my timeline.

My new Audi is just a couple of weeks away. However I managed to save for it without selling my soul ( not sure I have one anyway) to FL.

A dear friend of mine who is a MLM victim (was in for thousands) 'stole' lastuser's meme for their own wall! Was really pleased to see it travel fly, amazing meme, fly...!

excellent! go team!

Toobusy that's a shocking story. It shows that she knows it is all a con but she is more concerned with getting people signed up to this scam anyway .

While it would be a shame to lose a friend, this would be a deal-breaker for me.

Bot update:

Who's dreading going back to work after the bank holiday weekend? If your looking for something new just ask me for the link to listen in to this tonight and see how this could be for you!! What have you got to lose, only 40mins?!! of your life you'll never get back-

HELLO SEPTEMBER!!
New month.....it's going to be a great one!!! Exciting things happening
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I'm looking for 2 new people who would like to join our number 1 team!
I will personally coach you & help you make an income from home whilst having fun and meeting lots of new people!!
Men & Women welcome....get in touch!!

She's on a bit of a recruitment tear. Gotta make that 2% off her victims minions

Can't sleep....still buzzing from my online product party tonight!!
Great fun with nearly £500 of orders from the comfort of my couch!!
Who can call that work?!!
Will announce prize draw winners tomorrow night....thanks again to everyone who logged on and joined in!!

nearly 500 huh. 435? 389?

I like the implication that she has earned nearly £500.

Can anyone decipher the hieroglyphics and work out what nearly £500 worth of orders would actually earn someone at the bottom (I believe they're called 'ants')?

great idea lazycoo. it would be good to work out ant-earnings. I'd have to go back to the old thread where we were all trying to get to the bottom of the extremely opaque FL payment plan. Remember how nothing is in pounds, but in some made up FL kind of currency?

Quote from previously sane friend on facebook

"I decided to do my research and see what the business was all about. I have watched in total disbelief at the countless video clips of really excited, motivated, dedicated people who have actually made a business from a range of organic Aloe Vera products, extremely successful businesses. I have found and spoken with several people who are also extremely excited, dedicated and successful who just oozed passion for this business via facebook.
So I decided to go to the top and track down the UK top diamond manager to be truly convinced about this so called business...... and convinced I was. I understand like any business Forever is only successful based on the individuals who promote it however what they offer is the support, processes, training and products. So with this in mind I signed up to promote an amazing range of products and to develop another business with the right team. So if you are interested in finding out more about the amazing products and making additional incomes let me know"

I'm sorry for your loss skyeskye. it's hard to lose sane people to this BS.

I have snooped at this diamond manager that she is now friends with, and she is constantly posting photos of herself on safari, in hot air balloons, all over europe, on her yacht..... mostly training others to promote FL.

she "creates millionaires" and all thanks to FL.....

I must quit my own accounts business right away ( that's min 40 hours a week self employed) because I am obviously doing it wrong! I shouldn't have to work hard for not much money, I should be able to rake it in!

I need to sign up to FL, I can earn 6 figure sums easily, my friend is looking for people sign up, I must do it now, how can I refuse? This time next year, I could be a millionaire!!

will be interesting to see what she comes out with ongoing! I have followed loads of FL pages to try and see what crap they come out with, but they have all disappointed me so far

And the FLbot party has started! Woop! Apparently vitamin B12 is 'rare'

I get really annoyed at the contradiction that they spout. On one hand they can make a living from a few easy evenings in their lounge, but then you get told you only get there by working hard and getting out there.

Plus they seem to think FL is the only business that allows people to work from home and have good views. Mine doesn't alas but I could put #myofficeviewdisusedpub #myofficeviewcarfire
They sound better

However I could also put about my journeys through beautiful countryside whilst doing my job. You win some, you lose some.

agreed. on one hand it's "working from home can take time off whenever I want work part time get paid the same as full time" but on the other hand it's "you're only successful if you work hard" etc. etc.

they are so full of shite. i can't even.

Didn't take long did it! Received that just now.

Funny how the "main premise" of the business is to develop and coach people......

I'm going to ignore it and hopefully she won't bother again?!

Dare I watch the You Tube clips or will they brainwash me?

Every time I read this title and read Younique I just want to scratch my eyes out. A play on words that is just so wrong.

My FLbot had her online party last night. Meh. She gave away a lip balm.

Today she has started the serious touting for people to 'join her in this exciting adventure' together with a post from her 'amazing' mentor whose lies story includes successes such as 'smashing' all three levels of car plan. What does that even mean?!

I just feel sad for my FLbot.

Thanks for keeping the stories up, I love this thread.