MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. 1st of the month means business posts are allowed on local groups. Does anybody do business that isn't a pyramid scheme anymore? This is insane, there must have been 20 posts this morning getting people to "join their team". I need a really good picture to post that shows them the reality of it. Who is good at making memes?

Delurking to note the literal approach to illustration in that invitation Popcorn. Presumably someone just searched stockphotos for 'summit'...

john tell me what you want to say and I'll have a whirl. Also, what kind of picture do you want me to use?

here's an idea, feel free to make suggestions

i was thinking i could put the web address of one of the better MLM blogs on it. Like maybe the Pink Truth? or maybe even this thead?

Last I love this. We need to saturate facebook with this picture particularly on fb pages of mlm minions.

#don'tuseyourfriends

ooh, I like #don'tuseyourfriends

BOOM

Last users picture has just gone on my facebook feed.

excellent, would you mind letting us know the feedback if you get any? thanks!

life coach
n.
A person who counsels or motivates others in the achievement of personal objectives such as choosing or changing careers, improving relationships, setting goals, and determining priorities. pretty sure this is another way of saying 'i'm a MLM recruiter!'

My lifestyle coach bot is essentially selling herself at a number of ££s per hour recommending products to those clients that happen to be FL products and by the looks of it is trying to sell her fuck up lifestyle to them.

New thing just in... she's spent a bomb on a training package and received a 365 network marketing planner. Essentially a diary with fancy gold lettering on the front.

I really need an eye roll emoji.

Out of interest how do these not- pyramid selling organisation bots who may be on ESA/JSA manage? Do they/should they declare?

Love it lastuser! Posted thanks

i just posted it too.

This thread has me in stitches.Betty those diaries are £18 for this years and £30 for next year. Im sure you can buy a diary for about £2 from the high-street, oh wait a minute! They wont be dipped in aloe vera.

Annie65 £30?! I thought my paperchase one for just under tenner was expensive!

Love the typos in today's offering...

Post Last's picture in the reply, acat .

I have a couple of people on my FB talking about toothpaste, face packs etc with the same before and after results.

I asked one about it and they said it's not Younique and it doesn't cost her any money. What could this be? I didn't push further but I'm wondering if they are using her to advertise and giving her a cut rather than recruiting her (I think she has more sense!).

Any ideas?

One of my FLbots is branching out! Just put a photo of her new business cards on FB and she is now an Entrepreneur and business coach'!?! Considering she has only been doing the whole FL con for 3 months, how on earth does that make her a business coach?! She has forked out for professional photos for her launch too. Wondering how this 'business' affects benefits? All the girls around here that have been sucked in are on mega-benefits, with several children on pupil premium. ?!?!?!

Glass of wine, Yankee candle burning, snacks and puppy cuddles!!! Pfffft and they call this work#?workfromhome? ?#?joinus? ?#?enjoywhatyoudo? ?#?happyhappyhappy?

This was posted at 10 to 10. At night.

I work in an industry that has shiftwork, but how many 'normal' people work at this time of night? She's trying to makeit sound fabulous, but it's really not.

Maybe I missed the point? Maybe it was aimed at shiftworkers, lol.

The power of my business.
Never underestimate the value of being able to drop everything and go when you need to.
?#?NoBoss? to request time of
?#?NoColleagues? pressuring you
?#?NoLossOfEarnings? & most importantly being able to just
?#?BeThere? !without hassle and stress
?#?Children?
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Once a ?#?Mum? always a mum no matter how old they become.

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Barfs

barfing right now.

So this week Ive had my second bonus pay since becoming manager and achieving car plan in my business. To say I'm happy is an absolute understatement!!
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I am very emotional because, I still can't believe I DID IT!!
I've worked so hard for this and I did it all for my family, who are my whole world and more! Starting your own business can be an emotional rollercoaster but the last 6 months of pure hard work and a belief that I could....I DID!!! I didn't let ANYTHING get in my way. So much so that I have decided to leave my "day job" and become completely SELF EMPLOYED eeeekkkk .... not only does this mean that I've built a great business around what I was already doing I now have FREEDOM to be with my children and I know that I only have to answer to me and to top it off I absolutely LOVE what I do!
Everything I do is for J, D and E** and believe me I haven't stopped yet!!! There is soooooo much more to come...... WATCH ME.
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I'm so grateful to such an amazing company who has changed our lives.
Now I'm helping all of those on my team to achieve the exact same, but for some it has already well and truly started
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to top it off we're off to LONDON to be recognised and to celebrate!!! So friggin excited waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!*