MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

I won't be able to take them seriously. (I must figure out how to turn autocorrect off).

Mine has just shared a post from one of the 'successes' foreign holidays, private schooling for the children, $45,000 cheques. Some people must make money and it is no surprise that others feel it too is within their reach.

It is still full of the 'spending loads of time with my family' vs 'this isn't a get quick rick scheme and involves lots of hard work' It mushes my brain and makes me irrationally jealous

omg this thread is ace

There seems to be a new kid on the block - tyra beauty. Yep Tyra Banks has gone into the "direct sales" business. All the hallmarks or a pryramid sorry network marketing business full of hyperbole about being a ceo and a badass boss.

Not even her sisters wedding day will stop my Flbot from recruiting on fb. I just hope she isnt still in her pjs.

My FLbot is hosting her first online party this week. Exciting stuff

Mine are having an 'exclusive' online sale tonight too.

Mine has sent me my first message! She has a really good business opportunity that she thinks I would be great at. I wonder what that could be?

She's actually well educated, went to uni and works as social worker. One would hope she could spot bullshit a mile off but apparently not .

Our PamperedChefBot has left catalogurs in the staff kitchen. Prices are bonkers. £105 for a griddle pan? You'd have to have had a lobotomy.

My flbot has announced she has brought a 5* spa-day for another flbot, with champagne to drink all day long. Thing is I cant help but think this certain flbot does not exist, only her 1st name is mentioned, there is no tagging and no "thank you" from said flbot, not even a "like". I think my flbot is getting very desperate. I will be keeping my eye on this.

UPDATE UPDATE: SHE'S SHOPPING FOR MEXICO! do you wanna go to mexico?? just get in touch!

Bot is BUZZING about how much she's lost on C9! 4 llbs of water weight

ooh annie that does sound suss!

FLbot has now turned her business 'around' and is advertising as a lifestyle coach who just so happens to sell FL product... car crash waiting to happen.

ooh a lifestyle coach! fancy!

I do the beachbody workouts - on each DVD is an 'infomercial' about becoming a coach - presume that is another mlm scheme? Seems mostly American tho. And the workouts are good.

What exactly is a lifestyle coach?

someone who posts selfies on FB of herself holding FL Aloe gel bottles?

I have a FLbot and a Youniquebot on my FB, the FLbots have just made manager and have been invited with all expenses paid to somewhere in Milton Keynes, they are both intelligent people who I'm surprised have been sucked into this bullshit

Their invite

but Popcorn MILTON KEYNES. doesn't it make you want to join a little bit?

/sarcasm

She gave up trying to recruit me ages ago after I say no thank you -300 times-- several times

strikeout fail

Wonder how much thats cost them, popcorn. They have to pay to be trained.