MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

ha ha, nabbed this off nethuns JP thread

LOL lastuser

Lastuser, thats made me laugh.

Haha! Can you link the thread? I have just GOT to see the 'don't rain on my parade' kind of responses

Yes we need the link haha

it got deleted :( i just nabbed it in time

My FLbot has posted these two images next to each other today. It makes me so cross - they're not linked explicitly so it's hard to complain, but they are presented side by side, like they're two halves of one picture. It's so. so wrong

I think my flbot is quite tame, I have just been onto a friend of a friend of a friend I sound a bit stalkerish but they all tag each other constantly and every other post is FL related, I'm guessing a lot of people hide her updates. I did spot a FL failure though, she is making a new purchase and there was no mention of FL paying for it.

This week I have been able to add a Neal's yard and a Herbalife bot to my FLbot. I now have three bots on Facebook. Very proud of my little collection. Perhaps I could try and refer them to each other and see what happens! If my FLbot tries a C9 cleanse again, I could tell her how amazing my friend has found Herbalife to be and I could tag her. Then sit back and watch as they try to recruit each other.

lol lol

lazycoo - A GP? I would genuinely be considering reporting them to the GMC if they so much as hint at the products having any medical benefit.

Challenged my flbot on one of her 'I'm only selling this stuff to make you feel better, because I care about you' affirmation posts. Then rather passive aggressively shared an article about healthy eating. She's just finished her c9 cleanse, and is about to start another meal replacement shake diet with fl. I really dislike how manipulative this fl selling is.

I've been invited (well added without knowing anything about it...) to a 10 day younique party! Apparently I have the chance to win a scary spidey mascara

Liking, commenting and sharing counts as a party? How times have changed...

What a party to find yourself at.

What do the points do, john?

Actually I'm not sure I even want to hear it. Grim.

My main one has been targeted by her upline who seems to be doing everything in her power to make her a 'success' and show her how wonderful life can be with FL. The upline, I think, does do OK, but after all the money raised from the success days pays out a few cheques, and there is money floating around so some do do OK from it. It just seems a bit, well, creepy, how much is being invested in this one person. I feel really torn because part of me wants her to do well but then I feel dreadful and almost bitchy that the other part of me doesn't because I know the success is only by stamping all over those beneath them.

The person with the most points wins a mascara!!

How can a company say they aren't a pyramid scheme when they offer more incentive for "joining the team" than they do for buying an actual product, I don't know.
I wish I could leave the "party" but the huns are providing me with hours of entertainment (yes I'm a bitch)

My flbot has had a discussion with her partner about the economy. Apparently the country is going downhill, more people will need a second income, she is rubbing her hands in glee, thinking of all the potential recruits. Nice girl.

Some people are insanely stupid.

Well it is 12.22pm. I have been up since 06.15am. I am still unwashed. Why? Am I lazy? Am I tired? No! I am running my amazing business from my comfy living room and today is 'off the chart'. I literally am buzzing! And to top off one of my best ever months I have been contacted today by a solicitor and a business owner who both want to look further into what it is I do. Why? Because in their words 'the business model is exceptional, I need more info'......Whoooaaaa I better get dressed

Barfs

Her team have now gone past smashing it and going boom, to bursting. Messy....

Lib, hope she had a shower too. Ewww yuk.

Yeah I think she should get dressed too. I am not sure that is something I want to aspire too.

IT'S NOT A BUSINESS IT'S A SCAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

sorry, just had to release that

Finally, a fb friend has started pushing aloe vera. I'd seen them pop up on selling sites but never had one of my own..

Someone at work has got a FL pouch in the fridge. I daren't find out who because bin won't be able to take them seriously anymore.